Stan Can and Sam Clam were buddies. 

Sam owned a disco and Stan enjoyed going there. 

One night, Sam asked Stan to play his harp, since the band unexpectedly didn't show up. The crowd loved it. Thereafter, Stan played in Sam's club every night. His reputation grew, until another club offered him a job. 

He went for the interview, but when he arrived, the manager asked him to play a little on his harp. Stan hadn't realized he was expected to bring his instrument with him. So he simply told the manager, Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Stan Can and Sam Clam were buddies.

Sam owned a disco and Stan enjoyed going there.

One night, Sam asked Stan to play his harp, since the band unexpectedly didn't show up. The
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