Scenario: My friend Alex (who is male) wanted to hang out last night. I told him I couldn`t because I had to work very early today. (7am) He accepted that... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Men`s Brains

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16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:21:49 AM EST (GMT-5)
Scenario: My friend Alex (who is male) wanted to hang out last night. I told him I couldn't because I had to work very early today. (7am) He accepted that and went out, while I got in bed to get a full nights sleep (and dispel the all day hangover I had from Friday nights festivities). I am sleeping peacefully. Come 4am my cell phone starts going off and scares the crap out of me b/c it is on vibrate and ring and shudders itself right off my night table. It's Alex calling. I don't answer. He calls again. I don't answer again. Then it starts to beep... I am curious as to why I am now getting bombarded with text messages and what could be so important that he had to do it at 4am. Text Message: WAKE UP! I WANT TO SEE YOU! Now..... Wouldn't you make the assumption that if I couldn't go out and hang out with you b/c of having to go to work at 7am that perhaps calling me and texting me at 4am to hang out isn't going to happen?
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:22:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
He would be dead by now if he did that to me.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:22:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
*sigh*

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in Men's Brains.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:23:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
Poor guy, he was probably being gang raped.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:23:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
You presume they have them.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:24:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
How drunk was he by 4 am? That is the only thing I can think of.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:24:02 AM EST (GMT-5)
and it wasn't just one text or call.. it was 4 texts and two calls.

Jesus.

Like I was going to hop out of bed and drive 20 minutes to where he lives to 'hang out' till I had to go to work?

It just amazes me.

I really hope I get an apology today once he wakes up from his drunken stupor.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:25:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
oh I know he was hammered...
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:27:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
Men+ Alcohol= stupidity.Iknow I'm a man but we can't help it stupidity is so much fun.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:27:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
Well, see, us men are stupid in general, but if you mix in alcohol, we're blittering idiots. Sometimes entertaining idiots, but idiots. If you get an apology, it will be a half-assed one. What are friends for, after all.

Did you get back to sleep at all?

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:30:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yea. I got back to sleep...

it actually was kind of amusing to me.

I know his logic went right out the window. The funny part will be later when I am like "hey wanna hang out?" and he will be like "hmmmm maybe"

cause he thinks that by doing that it will make me want to hang out more with him (little does he know it doesn't really matter one way or the other to me)

but now I know that he was rather desperate to hang out last night, so in his drunken state he showed his true colors.

Lameass. bwhahahaah.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:30:41 AM EST (GMT-5)
although he is a cute lameass... *blush*
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:33:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
lol
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:34:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
So yea.

I win! yay.

what is up with you today thhh?
I am trapped at work, and you don't want to do housework.

That much I know.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:36:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
Well, yeah, that's pretty much it. We have people coming over next weekend for my son's birthday party, so we have to clean the house top to bottom. My wife is still asleep, so I'm trying to enjoy some unproductive time. The kids are watching tv and leaving me alone (pretty much)

How long are you at work today?

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:37:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
till 2...

would it be wrong for me to want to beat the crap out of one of the residents here? I think she is lke 80.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:37:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
HOw old will your son be?
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:39:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
Just make sure you don't leave any telltale marks, Sera.

He will be eight.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:42:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
She lives for Sunday mornings to come and harass me.

I got up for one second to get a cup of coffee so I don't pass out in my chair and she comes over saying I was gone for a 1/2 hour and was trying the main line for that long and that it is 'annoying'.

I felt like shoving her over her walker and telling her she is annoying.

Usually I have more patience, but for gods sake let me get a cup of damn coffee.

What are you doing for the party? Is there a theme?

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:43:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
The best part of workng witk old people if they tell on you just say shes senile and she think its 1942 also.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:46:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
We are actually doing two parties because we love pain. One for friends, one for family. the friends one will be away from the house. No real theme for others than "give me presents"

I don't have the patience to work with the elderly. Of course, it would be way too tempting to f with the nasty ones mentally.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:51:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
I love most of them.

I have worked here forever.

But Ms. Bick is a force to be reckoned with. Stupid bitch. I hope she slips and falls sometime really soon.

She makes it a habit to just be nasty, not just to me, but to everyone.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 5:51:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
yay for parties.

I wish I was having a party.

...and getting presents.

Oh well.

16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 6:22:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
Sera if I was in the home I'd let you sit on my lap.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 9/26/04 - 6:33:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
awesome.

I would never get off.

Your lap that is...*wink*


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