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From the Journal of seraphim | mood: Ecstatic

Last night a strange man made me a Cack out of balloons.

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17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 7:54:53 AM EST (GMT-5)
At Fridays last night a man came to my table where I was eating my celebratory 'I quit my job' dinner and made me a males junk out of balloons. Thought I would share. I later went to another bar where my car had to be valeted, and the valet guy was like "um, can I ask what that is?" And I said "exactly what it looks like my friend, your junk" Too many margaritas? I think so. I also had a whang war in the parking lot with my friend who also had one. Highly amusing.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 7:55:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
HAHAHA!!! Sounds like a blast babe!!!
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:00:11 AM EST (GMT-5)
It was a highly amusing time I must say.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:01:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
Had fun then?
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:04:09 AM EST (GMT-5)
A WANG WAR. Classic Keri.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:04:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yes. I have never had a balloon penis and it was funny.. it is laying on the front seat of my car now.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:05:20 AM EST (GMT-5)
Where did you go after Fridays?
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:05:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
LOL!!!! That is funny.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:06:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
Pretty amusing. Wish I had been there to see it.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:07:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
You would have enjoyed it. I also ran in front of my friends car so I was lit up by the headlights. she beeped, I gyrated, she beeped again... I poked her hood with it. funny stuff.

South city grill Kris.

17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:09:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
Oh I've heard of that place...where is it? That chick angel I used to work with goes there alot.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:11:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
BLAH BLAH BLAH. It is a haughty taughty look at me I am 40 something and desperate in a suit and tie kinda place.

It is posh bordering on nauseating, plus I was wearing running shoes.

Everyone else had strappy sandals that showed off their perfect pedicures.

I stayed all of 20 minutes.

17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:13:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
South city grill Kris.


looks like citygirlkris..............am SAD NOW!!! LOL

17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:14:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
awwww sorry babe


HEY CGK MY WONDERFUL CITY GIRL CRUISING HOT MAMMA KRIS!!

better?

17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:15:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
REALLY?! It's like that huh?? LOL
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:16:53 AM EST (GMT-5)
LOL~~~ i just miss her!!!

i want a wang-shaped balloon!!! LOL

what are the plans for this weekend, ladies???

17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:18:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
I have to work!
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:39:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
I will be gettin hizznammered.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:40:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
i would love to do that. Maybe when I get off work tomorrow I will.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:41:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
oh yeah...........havin' some boy troubles that i fully intend to put a stop to tonight!!!

LOTS OF BEER...........and by beer, i mean VODKA!!!

17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:43:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
I want to make jello shots. that would be good.
17 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 9/26/03 - 8:53:31 AM EST (GMT-5)
I am going to go out to eat, drink many martinis, go to see a movie and then to the bar to play some shuffleboard. whoo hoo.



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