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12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:32:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
Art, man.
There's something about it. You can do whatever the f*ck you want, and hide behind it. Artists in Sweden have dipped a crucifix in pee, blood and various bodily fluids, nailed hamsters to planks, simply gone up on stage and peed (although she was british, I think), and my brother told me about someone who climbed a mountain to fill 40 pairs of shoes with butter. Dunno if he/she was Swedish, though.
In the paper today I saw a picture of a helicopter putting a house on top of the Stockholm Globe Arena. The goal was to put that house on the moon. Yes, the f*cking moon.
I'd like to peek at the correspondence for that.
"Dear NASA! I'm a Swedish artist ... [...] ... any possibility that you can bring my house the next time you go to the moon?"
"lol gtfo"

Do you know about other atrocities covered up as art?

12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:35:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
Someone apparently jizzed onto a canvass and sent it to an art museum...
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:37:20 AM EST (GMT-5)
I've heard of a dude vomitting onto canvas as art.

Scored 4,000 for it...
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:40:53 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ohhh man! Why didn't I think of that?!

One time I produced pink vomit. It looked like Barbie came all over the walls. I could've very easily made it into a pretty pink flower or something.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:42:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
Well this guy cheated... he mixed oats with food colouring. Your's would be more artful...

Why didn't you cover your mouth silly!?!
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:45:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
It did, but the force...it just sprayed through my trembling fingars and projectiled onto the wall.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:48:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
Juicy!!!

I actually know a few more "arts" but they're the bad kind
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:51:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
When you've been nomming on these all day and nothing but:






Your puke will most definitely turn out a violent shade of pink.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:53:11 AM EST (GMT-5)
Argh!!! Your horrible!!! Stop teasing me with your US candy!
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:54:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
What kind of candies do you Australians enjoy?
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 3:57:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
We don't have fireballs... I hear them referenced in movies though.

Just the standard big company stuff... mars... m&m's... nestle... and even then it's still restricted... I only came across peanut butter m&m's last month!! omg where did they come from!
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:01:49 AM EST (GMT-5)
They're delicious!

The word "candies" cracks me up...I can only use the word in a British accent.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:04:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
Do you mean British or British-pommie... I can hear that one in my head

I know! I love them! I only know one shop in all of Oz that sells them and they're going out of business. They have grape fanta there too. Yay! Haven't tried it yet though.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:06:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
Just regular British.

That sucks! And I hate grapes but I'm totally down with grape drank.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:09:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
Now that I think about it I've never tried any grape drink I'm such a failure!

Ooo and we have ooze tubz. Those are nice
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:11:25 AM EST (GMT-5)
It's better than real grapes. I hate real grapes.

Ooze tubs? Are they like those gel candies in a tube that you squeeze into your mouf?
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:13:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
I know, me too.

Yea! damit! I should move to US just for the candy... Although my mind is still stuck on UK...
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:17:40 AM EST (GMT-5)
It's because of me, isn't it?
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:19:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
Oh of course not silly, I love getting eaten

Either UK or Canada...
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:21:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
Correction: you love getting eaten BY ME.

I sort of want to see London one day.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:25:11 AM EST (GMT-5)
Haha yes of course. Only you

Me too... I'm going for the olympics. If you see a guy riding along side the rowing and then fall into the river it's probably me >_<
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:40:09 AM EST (GMT-5)
And then I'll be all like "WOOOOH! I talked to him over the internet some!"
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 4:41:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
and I'll be like.. "HEY DRU!!" and I'll still have my black fingernails.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 7:33:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
I love that art still has the power to outrage people. You'd think in this day and age, when we're bombarded with images all the time, it would fade, but it doesn't.

So awesome.
12 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 5/29/09 - 7:36:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
I heard of this one guy who videotaped himself killing a cat with a dull axe, then masturbating.

I think he got money from it.

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