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The Christmas Angel gave me a hard time about My Christmas Tree-so I told her where she could stick it;-)

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13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:41:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
The remaining local ranchers, headed by the cattle baroness Clare D. Looney, eventually monopolized the stock business to the point where the only competition (two Chinese immigrants - Lu Chim and Wu Ni) were forced to take drastic, but traditional action.
The stock kings were hung by Chim & Ni, with Clare.


Yep, nothing like a good pun-


I sent out 4 packages for YTers last week and I have 8 more this week-the people in the post office are annoyed-they have to actually WORK in this rural backwater

Sammy Advent Card was amazing, wasn't it? I wish I had given her more in her Christmas package which she should be getting any day now-

I need coffee, more beads, and to clean the litterbox-probably in that order too-

Have you got your Christmas shopping done?

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:42:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
Does it make me a bad person that I read that as "The Christmas Angel gave me a hard on..."???
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:42:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
You are going to hell Justin LOL
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:43:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
mostly
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:43:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
i found this for my son yesterday

he drinks tons of cofffee!



13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:45:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
Actually I am waiting for Trav Modbowman to stop being like Buddy and give us our Secret Santa for the Mod forum-this IRKS me-you should not IRK falc, sje might WHINNNNNNE-

Bad enough Buddy said he would Put Christmas Decorations up and around YT and he hasn't done that either!

What's with guys and doing simple requsts? Is it really THAT hard to do them-or are they experts at tuneing out?
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:46:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:43:44 PM BluPineRidge wrote:
i found this for my son yesterday he drinks tons of cofffee! [image]

I like the cup Blue-did you get it for a ......BUCK!?
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:46:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
Whats gonna be in my package!? HUH!??
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:47:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:46:48 PM JustinXV wrote:
Whats gonna be in my package!? HUH!??


I dinno what's your jockstrap look like? Is it small?

*confused*
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:47:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:43:44 PM BluPineRidge wrote:
i found this for my son yesterday he drinks tons of cofffee! [image]
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:46:30 PM falconwing wrote:
I like the cup Blue-did you get it for a ......BUCK!?

ha ha ha

they have all sorts of styles too!
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:48:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:45:36 PM falconwing wrote:
Actually I am waiting for Trav Modbowman to stop being like Buddy and give us our Secret Santa for the Mod forum-this IRKS me-you should not IRK falc, sje might WHINNNNNNE- Bad enough Buddy said he would Put Christmas Decorations up and around YT and he hasn't done that either! What's with guys and doing simple requsts? Is it really THAT hard to do them-or are they experts at tuneing out?



They are trying to make this as much like reality as possible.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:51:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
Mrs FFA-It *IS* their reality-

They hear nothing-they have NO idea what you have just said-

But whisper "wanna have sex " in the basement under a pillow and they hear you JUST fine, ever notice that!
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:52:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh man, that pun is full of win!

I've done as little shopping as possible. In fact, the ONLY person I've shopped for so far is my YTSS.

Well, I helped my dad shop for my mom, since he's utterly baffled by online shopping - he just handed me the credit card and said "deal with this."
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:53:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:51:57 PM falconwing wrote:
Mrs FFA-It *IS* their reality- They hear nothing-they have NO idea what you have just said- But whisper "wanna have sex " in the basement under a pillow and they hear you JUST fine, ever notice that!


I would never, ever under any circumstance whisper that! lol
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:53:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:52:18 PM birdsong4j wrote:
Oh man, that pun is full of win! I've done as little shopping as possible. In fact, the ONLY person I've shopped for so far is my YTSS. Well, I helped my dad shop for my mom, since he's utterly baffled by online shopping - he just handed me the credit card and said "deal with this."

I wanna marry your Dad Bird-No man has EVER done that to me!

*Me handing the smoking credt card back with tongs and asbestos gloves is part of the issue I suppose*
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:55:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:51:57 PM falconwing wrote:
Mrs FFA-It *IS* their reality- They hear nothing-they have NO idea what you have just said- But whisper "wanna have sex " in the basement under a pillow and they hear you JUST fine, ever notice that!
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:53:03 PM jstckndamale wrote:
I would never, ever under any circumstance whisper that! lol


Then explain how you got pregnat?

*darn bar toilet seats will get you ever ytime*
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:55:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
Haha! Well I only had authorization to make the one purpose...he could easily have asked my brother to do it, but I, a woman, am actually more trustworthy with the MasterCard than he is!
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:55:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
purpose = purchase, of course
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:57:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Falc- - I was sleeping when it happened so I am not really sure

And actually my husband was working nights and we had an active toddler so if you ask either of us we have no idea how it happened.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:57:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
(she is our thanksgiving miracle)
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:59:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 5:55:23 PM birdsong4j wrote:
Haha! Well I only had authorization to make the one purpose...he could easily have asked my brother to do it, but I, a woman, am actually more trustworthy with the MasterCard than he is!


Give me one card and 10 mintues on Amazon.com or on FireMountainGems and I can show you hoe fast plastic can melt

Mrs FFA-A virgin Birth right here on YT, imagine that
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 6:00:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hoe fast???
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 6:03:01 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 12/9/08 - 6:00:49 PM jstckndamale wrote:
Hoe fast???


Yeah, I blow through it quickly Hee Hee
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 6:03:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
You are so punny
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Tuesday 12/9/08 - 6:03:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
(unlike me)

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