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bitEmEhARD Female, 18-29 Midwest US Joined: 18 yrs, 3 mos ago 12,314 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:44:19 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message Me! Ok ok....not until Saturday. Still. I will be 21! Woot! What are you all getting me. Anyway....the boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday. It was fun. It's a pretty small zoo...but still fun. How are all of you other YTers?
mysocks Female, 18-29 Western US Joined: 16 yrs, 5 mos ago 30,492 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:46:15 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message We're getting you a mojito
face Male, 30-39 Eastern US Joined: 20 yrs, 1 mos ago 7,796 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:46:26 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:44:19 PM bitEmEhARD wrote: I will be 21! Woot! What are you all getting me. The privilege of waking up legally hungover and borderline illegally full of shame and regret.
mysocks Female, 18-29 Western US Joined: 16 yrs, 5 mos ago 30,492 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:47:07 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message And full of mojito
bitEmEhARD Female, 18-29 Midwest US Joined: 18 yrs, 3 mos ago 12,314 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:47:28 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:44:19 PM bitEmEhARD wrote: I will be 21! Woot! What are you all getting me. On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:46:26 PM face wrote: The privilege of waking up legally hungover and borderline illegally full of shame and regret. Well that sounds lovely.
BRITTANY3892 Female, 13-17 Eastern US Joined: 14 yrs, 8 mos ago 688 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:47:57 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message Happy birthday
face Male, 30-39 Eastern US Joined: 20 yrs, 1 mos ago 7,796 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:48:23 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:44:19 PM bitEmEhARD wrote: I will be 21! Woot! What are you all getting me. On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:46:26 PM face wrote: The privilege of waking up legally hungover and borderline illegally full of shame and regret. On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:47:28 PM bitEmEhARD wrote: Well that sounds lovely. It will be. . .until you pee on that 6th day after.
bitEmEhARD Female, 18-29 Midwest US Joined: 18 yrs, 3 mos ago 12,314 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:48:40 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:47:57 PM BRITTANY3892 wrote: Happy birthday Thank you much.
Vicodin_b0y Male, 18-29 Southern US Joined: 18 yrs, 5 mos ago 17,441 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:50:53 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message Beer bowels ftl. Hopefully you don't end up with a case of them. :o
bitEmEhARD Female, 18-29 Midwest US Joined: 18 yrs, 3 mos ago 12,314 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:51:53 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:50:53 PM Vicodin_b0y wrote: Beer bowels ftl. Hopefully you don't end up with a case of them. :o Most likely I won't. Considering I think beer is the most disgusting thing on earth. But who knows....maybe some other alcohol bowels. Blegh.
Vicodin_b0y Male, 18-29 Southern US Joined: 18 yrs, 5 mos ago 17,441 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:52:31 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message Liquor does it quicker. rofflez. I dunno. Happy B-day when the time rolls around though.
bitEmEhARD Female, 18-29 Midwest US Joined: 18 yrs, 3 mos ago 12,314 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:52:58 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message Thanks, love.
face Male, 30-39 Eastern US Joined: 20 yrs, 1 mos ago 7,796 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:54:56 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message Hell, if you're looking for it to be quicker, you just need to put the alcohol in your ass. Your body absorbs almost all of it, rather than the 35% when you drink it. . .so you get effed up off very little alcohol, and very quickly. Another useless tidbit from Face.
bitEmEhARD Female, 18-29 Midwest US Joined: 18 yrs, 3 mos ago 12,314 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:55:40 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:54:56 PM face wrote: Hell, if you're looking for it to be quicker, you just need to put the alcohol in your ass. Your body absorbs almost all of it, rather than the 35% when you drink it. . .so you get effed up off very little alcohol, and very quickly. Another useless tidbit from Face. I love your little tidbits. They make the world light up.
Vicodin_b0y Male, 18-29 Southern US Joined: 18 yrs, 5 mos ago 17,441 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:57:06 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message That particular tidbit has me lol'ing, quite hard. That'd look awesome, liquor or vodka bottled lodged in one's rectal cavity.
face Male, 30-39 Eastern US Joined: 20 yrs, 1 mos ago 7,796 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:57:24 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message I said useless. . .not little!! Damn it, now I have to go buy a sports car.
bitEmEhARD Female, 18-29 Midwest US Joined: 18 yrs, 3 mos ago 12,314 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 6:00:03 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message USELESS!!! F*ck. I'm sorry.
face Male, 30-39 Eastern US Joined: 20 yrs, 1 mos ago 7,796 Posts	13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/6/08 - 6:01:28 PM EST (GMT-5) quote message On Sunday 7/6/08 - 5:57:06 PM Vicodin_b0y wrote: That particular tidbit has me lol'ing, quite hard. That'd look awesome, liquor or vodka bottled lodged in one's rectal cavity. Except the cinema for adult viewing stars could still drink out of a can.

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