Lmao...saw that on a tshirt.....I suppose if men tasted like chocolate, the world would not have war...the would be too tired and *um* happy. Lysistrata in reverse? So, what have... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Chocolate is a reminder from God that men are inadequate

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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:47:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
Lmao...saw that on a tshirt.....I suppose if men tasted like chocolate, the world would not have war...the would be too tired and *um* happy.

Lysistrata in reverse?

So, what have you got thus far for Christmas?

What have you bought a gift for someone and decided to keep for yourself?

Have you found THE gift..you know, the gift that is SOOOO perfect for someone you are on pins & needles DYING to give it to them to see their face?

What's the worst thing you have seen as a gift?

I saw a chocolate fountain in the shape of a toilet and to get more chocolate ot warm it up, you "flushed" it.

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:48:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have heard the saying. 'If God was female sperm would taste like chocolate.'
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:49:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
If God were female, MEN would get pregnant.
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:50:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
Coffee is a reminder by God that women are crazy
Thought I'd chip in.
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:52:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
*claps hands*

Oh, remind me later to laugh...to be polite

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:52:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hah. Duely noted.
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:13:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
I bought one of these for my sister:

And I opened the box to find out if it had a bulb in it (it didn't), so I bought some bulbs and when I plugged it in, I liked it so much I kept it. It's in my bedroom on my night stand, and makes my room look like sunset. *sigh*

Then I had to buy her one. So I did, then she called me to say she wanted the new Harry Potter DVD.

So I decided to give the lamp to her boyfriend, since they live together, she can enjoy it. And I bought her the new Harry Potter DVD.

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:16:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
LAPIS!!!!!! :smooches:

What...is....that.supposed...to....be

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:36:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
Lapis that looks like a potato.
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:40:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's an ugly lamp...
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:47:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
I find chocloate very helpful when there are only crap men around - like the type who are all about them and can't wait to show off...but when the right type of guy calls around that's a sweeper (off the feet), takes control and treats you to stuff you didn't even know you wanted...Chocolate is taking the back seat..or meeting you for the mornig after
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:49:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 4:48:42 PM Avant-garde wrote:
I have heard the saying. 'If God was female sperm would taste like chocolate.'

How would anyone ever get pregnant then?

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:53:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
oh they would but it would still get up the duff, but there would be more oral before hand
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:54:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 5:53:07 PM knivesareout wrote:
oh they would but it would still get up the duff, but there would be more oral before hand

I can't understand why some people don't like it, but there we are...I don't like cholate so I guess it all evens out.

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:54:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
The lamp looks like it's a rock. That has some spirit essence in it and magically glows.

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:54:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
I like how you think!
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:57:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
you know that thing up there looks amazingly weird...the average women is only 5 inches deep...NOT WIDE! unless you're born and bread in bancock---and yes I meant to spell it THAT WAY
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:59:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think it looks like an Alien Egg:


14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:01:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
LOL

You guys are mean to Falcon.

She doesn't liuke chocolate and all you can think about is the stuff.

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:03:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 5:59:57 PM falconwing wrote:
I think it looks like an Alien Egg: (image) (image)

Thats pretty gross. The only presents I have opened so far was my SS present & a white elephant gift from a party. I got chocolates, a picture frame and scrapbooking stuff.
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:04:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
Soz Falcon....*waits for Raph's spank* xx
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:05:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
I guess she didn't get that part Knives
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:06:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
I forgot, I got a really cute shirt too. That was my favorite, so far.
14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:07:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
dont like choc? not even coffee choc?

I resent the title of this journal. It should say MOST men are inadequate.

I'm sure there are some out there that are perfectly adequate.

14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:07:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 6:04:26 PM knivesareout wrote:
Soz Falcon....*waits for Raph's spank* xx

>.>
<.<
Must I?

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