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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:47:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
Lmao...saw that on a tshirt.....I suppose if men tasted like chocolate, the world would not have war...the would be too tired and *um* happy. Lysistrata in reverse? So, what have you got thus far for Christmas? What have you bought a gift for someone and decided to keep for yourself? Have you found THE gift..you know, the gift that is SOOOO perfect for someone you are on pins & needles DYING to give it to them to see their face? What's the worst thing you have seen as a gift? I saw a chocolate fountain in the shape of a toilet and to get more chocolate ot warm it up, you "flushed" it. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:48:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have heard the saying. 'If God was female sperm would taste like chocolate.'
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:49:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
If God were female, MEN would get pregnant.
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:50:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
Coffee is a reminder by God that women are crazy  Thought I'd chip in. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:52:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
*claps hands* Oh, remind me later to laugh...to be polite |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 4:52:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hah. Duely noted.
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:13:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
I bought one of these for my sister:  And I opened the box to find out if it had a bulb in it (it didn't), so I bought some bulbs and when I plugged it in, I liked it so much I kept it. It's in my bedroom on my night stand, and makes my room look like sunset. *sigh* Then I had to buy her one. So I did, then she called me to say she wanted the new Harry Potter DVD. So I decided to give the lamp to her boyfriend, since they live together, she can enjoy it. And I bought her the new Harry Potter DVD. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:16:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
LAPIS!!!!!! :smooches: What...is....that.supposed...to....be |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:36:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
Lapis that looks like a potato.  |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:40:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's an ugly lamp...  |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:47:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
I find chocloate very helpful when there are only crap men around - like the type who are all about them and can't wait to show off...but when the right type of guy calls around that's a sweeper (off the feet), takes control and treats you to stuff you didn't even know you wanted...Chocolate is taking the back seat..or meeting you for the mornig after |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:49:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 4:48:42 PM Avant-garde wrote:
I have heard the saying. 'If God was female sperm would taste like chocolate.' |
How would anyone ever get pregnant then?
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:53:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
oh they would but it would still get up the duff, but there would be more oral before hand |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:54:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 5:53:07 PM knivesareout wrote:
oh they would but it would still get up the duff, but there would be more oral before hand |
I can't understand why some people don't like it, but there we are...I don't like cholate so I guess it all evens out.
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:54:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
The lamp looks like it's a rock. That has some spirit essence in it and magically glows. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:54:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
I like how you think!
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:57:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
you know that thing up there looks amazingly weird...the average women is only 5 inches deep...NOT WIDE! unless you're born and bread in bancock---and yes I meant to spell it THAT WAY |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:59:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think it looks like an Alien Egg: 
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:01:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
LOL You guys are mean to Falcon. She doesn't liuke chocolate and all you can think about is the stuff. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:03:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 5:59:57 PM falconwing wrote:
I think it looks like an Alien Egg: (image) (image) |
Thats pretty gross. The only presents I have opened so far was my SS present & a white elephant gift from a party. I got chocolates, a picture frame and scrapbooking stuff. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:04:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
Soz Falcon....*waits for Raph's spank* xx
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:05:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
I guess she didn't get that part Knives |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:06:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
I forgot, I got a really cute shirt too. That was my favorite, so far. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:07:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
dont like choc? not even coffee choc? I resent the title of this journal. It should say MOST men are inadequate. I'm sure there are some out there that are perfectly adequate. |
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14 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 6:07:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 12/20/2007 6:04:26 PM knivesareout wrote:
Soz Falcon....*waits for Raph's spank* xx |
>.> <.< Must I? |
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