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I guess I can`t take a joke.

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13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:42:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
Tonight I was hanging out with some friends, getting high and telling bar jokes. I know my humor can be pretty offensive sometimes, but it was nothing compared to their's.
They started telling jokes about little kids and whatnot and before I knew there was a steady stream of tears running down my cheeks.
They both felt like assh*les after that, but not as much as me. I didn't have to take it to heart. Just couldn't help it.

J.D. and I went out to dinner tonight. I was pretty surprised that he asked me. He never has money and only works like two days a week for a couple of hours.
He bought the food and I paid for the wine.

Tomorrow I am going to steal a dog from a guy downtown. My friend just gave her to him and he doesn't take care of her at all.
She also has two baby snakes that I'll be taking as she can't seem to get them to eat.

P.s. there are never enough snow men in the world.

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:46:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
why'd you cry? i don't get it.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:46:15 AM EST (GMT-5)
what kind of jokes? give us an example so we can judge them too!
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:47:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
What kind of snakes?
Are they pythons because they can be a bugger to get to feed at first.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:53:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
No, I don't want to. But, they were disgusting. We'll leave it at that.

No, some kind of water snake. I couldn't tell. I'm taking them to the pet shop with me.

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:54:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
did they involve eating poop?
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 5:57:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
. . . no. Sure didn't.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 8:46:33 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think a big reason I cried is that I've been reading a book about sexual abuse and there's alot of victim stories that just churn my stomach.

I feel like a big baby now.

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 8:49:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
Here's one, why did the lion get lost?

Because the jungle is massive.

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 8:50:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
*sobs* Poor lion.

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 8:54:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
Oh dear, I didn't mean to make you cry!
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 8:55:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
Bet you feel like a butthead now, huh?
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 8:57:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
Not really no.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 12/20/07 - 9:01:28 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ugh, you've mad me desperately curious to hear the joke
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 3:48:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
I can't even remember them all now and I don't want to.

Why would you want to know that crap anyhow? It's disgusting and sad.

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 4:31:31 AM EST (GMT-5)
disgusting and sad stuff is funny
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 4:32:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
Like you.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 4:34:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
like your face
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 4:35:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
But, I'm smiling.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 4:36:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
that's only because i'm being so witty.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 4:36:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
I am in awe.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 5:17:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the world's biggest compendium of dead baby jokes for christmas
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 5:39:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
Well, you're going to hell.
13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 5:42:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
Maybe I shouldn't have gotten *you*

I missed you

13 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 12/21/07 - 5:43:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
That's alright, I figured its what you meant.

That would be one gift that wouldn't fall under the 'its the thought that counts' category.


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