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Hardrada;s top 10 reasons why he is better than you!

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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:27:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
YES....YOU.

1. My breath is minty fresh.
2. I have a diet coke and it is making my mouth sing with joy at every sip.
3. I am a man, BUT I have the best part of a woman....boobs.
4. I have left over pizza for lunch, and I already ate a slice of heaven for breakfast.
5. I have found a work proxy to get onto Facebook from work.
6. I got my work PC working when the so called IT department couldn't.
7. My wolley socks are keeping my tootsies toasty warm.
8. My ipod is pumping lovely tunes into my ear while I supposedly work.
9. I defeated the great satan on Guiitar Hero III last night after having never played any of the previous games...it is my new addiciton, Hard level comes next.

and finaly....

10. Did I mention I have Pizza?

So YT, my question to you is. What makes you think you're better than me?

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:29:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
"What makes you think you're better than me?"

1. I'm 3/4 way through a bottle of red
2. thats it
3. and stuff

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:29:37 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah but do you have pizza to go with that wine?
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:29:49 AM EST (GMT-5)
3. Mine are bigger.

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:30:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
you are a child, as far as I'm concerned, you have no boobs.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:30:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/29/2007 3:29:37 AM Hardrada wrote:
Yeah but do you have pizza to go with that wine?

Not yet but eatins' cheatin.

Or so they say.

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:31:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
Poppin makes it onto level ground.

Congratulations.

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:31:39 AM EST (GMT-5)
Poppin IS level ground.

Wait what?

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:32:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
ohhhhh also, facebook.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:34:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
1. My impossibly huge dong

2. I wrestle bears. TO THE DEATH

3. Before your conception I had two gallons of liquor and STILL GOT IT UP

4. Wow, just read number three again.

5. I race races. That's right, you are confused.

6. Just reiterating my impossibly huge dong point.

7. Steel? I eat it. For nourishment. You can't do that.

8. It really is just amazingly large.

9. I didn't need ten. Suck on that.

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:35:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
f*ckinell, HylianFace wins.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:38:28 AM EST (GMT-5)
I have cheesecake and huge boobs, and that pwns...well, everything else basically.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:39:28 AM EST (GMT-5)
1. I interned at the Jerry Springer show
2. I performed at Carnige Hall
3. I worked at the happiest place on earth
4. I own a legit photo of Michael Jackson riding the rockin roller coaster with a young boy and two teen age boy.
5. I ate a pound of bacon with my three fried eggs for breakfast.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:40:28 AM EST (GMT-5)
"4. I own a legit photo of Michael Jackson riding the rockin roller coaster with a young boy and two teen age boy."

Pics or it didn't happen.

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:40:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'm sorry, but going to facebook negates the other 9..

You suck..

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:42:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/29/2007 3:40:29 AM HardRocks wrote:
"4. I own a legit photo of Michael Jackson riding the rockin roller coaster with a young boy and two teen age boy." Pics or it didn't happen.

I did pics years ago when it happened, -10 for being a noob.

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:43:15 AM EST (GMT-5)
Leafs suck.........

that's the only reason you need to know.....

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:43:28 AM EST (GMT-5)
I am better than you because I said so.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:44:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/29/2007 3:42:18 AM rik_khaos wrote:
I did pics years ago when it happened, -10 for being a noob.

Aww...
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:44:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
1. I have perfect pitch
2. I'm wearing a hooded sweatshirt
3. I don't have any more reasons!
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:45:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
I REALLY CAN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

WHAT KIND OF BITCH DRINKS DIET COKE?

AND WHAT KIND OF MAN USES THE WORDS TOOTSIES TOASTY WARM?

YOU MY FRIEND ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME, YOU'RE A WOMAN!

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:45:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
bu....wooly socks.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:46:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/29/2007 3:44:22 AM electric wrote:
1. I have perfect pitch 2. I'm wearing a hooded sweatshirt 3. I don't have any more reasons!

1. DUDE me too.
2. I'm wearing a big leather jacket over a hooded sweatshirt. (My house is cold. And leather pwns.)
3. Touche.
14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:46:28 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/29/2007 3:39:28 AM rik_khaos wrote:
3. I worked at the happiest place on earth

Kate Winslets vagina?

14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Thursday 11/29/07 - 3:46:53 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'm sorry the second happiest

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