What are your country`s/states/county`s euphemisms for: Sex :Horizontal bop Carbonated beverage:Tonic( I am orignally from Boston) Breasts: the girls Pregancy:Bun in the Oven Someone who tells tall stories:Economical with the... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:36:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
What are your country's/states/county's euphemisms for:

Sex :Horizontal bop

Carbonated beverage:Tonic( I am orignally from Boston)

Breasts: the girls

Pregancy:Bun in the Oven

Someone who tells tall stories:Economical with the truth

Death: The big Lobstah tank in the sky

Drunk:Annihilated

Stupid:Few fries short of a happy meal.

Hangovers: looking for the moose that crapped in your mouth.


14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:37:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Hangovers: looking for the moose that crapped in your mouth."

You can't be serious?

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:39:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/4/2007 4:37:35 PM Kungfullama wrote:
"Hangovers: looking for the moose that crapped in your mouth." You can't be serious?

That one seriously made me LOL.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:40:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
Crazy people in Maine.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:40:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex: Playing hide the sausage.
Carbonated beverage: Pop.
Breasts: Fun-bags.
Pregnancy: I the club.
Someone who tells tall stories: Lying c*nt.
Death: Popping ones clogs.
Drunk: Wankered.
Stupid: American.
Hangovers: Having a head like a box of frogs.

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:41:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex: I don't think there is one.

Carbonated beverage: fizzy drink

Breasts: tits. no clue, really.

Pregancy: I've forgotten. laat of so.

Someone who tells tall stories: ek weet nie (I don't know?)

Death: vrek

Drunk: gatvol

Stupid: doos

Hangovers: babalas

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:42:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/4/2007 4:40:38 PM davew wrote:
Stupid: American.

The funny thing is, it probably is over there.

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:44:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
Listen.....jest bacozz I live inn maine dosn't meen I yam knot ejamacated
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:45:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex: fulfilling life's purpose
Carbonated beverage: alternate for alcohol
Breasts: the twins
Pregancy: knocked up, unfortunate, officially fat and broke
Someone who tells tall stories: Lawyer
Death: The everlasting nap
Drunk: Happy
Stupid: Unsmart
Hangovers: the happiness has worn out
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:46:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/4/2007 4:40:38 PM davew wrote:
Sex: Playing hide the sausage. Someone who tells tall stories: Lying c*nt. Stupid: American.

hehe these made me laugh.

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:46:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex : horizontal hula

Carbonated beverage: soda

Breasts: breasticles

Pregancy: eating for two

Someone who tells tall stories: george bush

Death: the last roundup

Drunk: three sheets to the wind. oh and the "boot scootin' boogie"?? that's the heber field sobriety test

Stupid: few bricks shy of a load

Hangovers: praying to the porcelain god

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:46:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
I need someone who knows Southafricanisms here. It gets so lonely not being able to praat kak van al die ander se waaitjies.
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:47:05 PM EST (GMT-5)

Sex: bumping uglies
Carbonated beverage: Soda.
Breasts: Blouse puppies
Pregnancy: Knocked up
Someone who tells tall stories: George Bush
Death: kicked the bucket
Drunk: wasted
Stupid: George Bush
Hangovers: hangover
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:52:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex :teh hump

Carbonated beverage:pop

Breasts: breasticles. postallbear has stolened!!!!

Pregancy:knocked up

Someone who tells tall stories:liar

Death: popped off

Drunk:as*holed

Stupid: thick as two short planks

Hangovers: bowing to the throne

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 4:55:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
How about sh*tting?

We have dozens...

Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Curling one down.
Dropping a load.
Giving birth.
Having an Eartha.
Having a dump.

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:01:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex :Nudge nudge wink wink
Carbonated beverage:fizzy drinks
Breasts: blousebunnies, actually I learnt that one off scrubs

Pregancy:Up the duff
Someone who tells tall stories:Someone who's having you on

Death: Kicking the bucket
Drunk:Plastered, Mortal
Stupid:Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Hangovers: Can't think of one

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:10:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
i'm just gonna go by what i've heard the most in my family/area which really isn't acurrate

Sex: doing the nasty

Carbonated beverage: pop

Breasts: lucy and ethel, cha chas

Pregancy: mostly its just knocked up no matter the circumstance

Someone who tells tall stories: hm i dunno

Death: swimming with the fishes

Drunk: wasted

Stupid: not the brightest crayon in the box

Hangovers: dunno


14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:15:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex : Shacked up, knocking boots

Carbonated beverage: fizzy drink

Breasts: Tits

Pregancy: Knocked Up

Someone who tells tall stories: Bullsh*tter

Death: dead

Drunk: Hammered, wasted, ruined, gone

Stupid: not the sharpest knife in the drawer, plonker

Hangovers: carpet mouth

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:21:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex : Carnal gymnastics

Carbonated beverage: Pop

Breasts: dirty pillows

Pregnancy: Eating for two

Someone who tells tall stories: Selling wolf tickets or just plain full of sh*t

Death: Kicked the bucket

Drunk: Drunk as a skunk, kaned

Stupid: Smart as a box of hammers

Hangovers: The tequila flu


14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:23:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/4/2007 4:55:35 PM davew wrote:
How about sh*tting? We have dozens... Dropping the kids off at the pool. Curling one down. Dropping a load. Giving birth. Having an Eartha. Having a dump.

We always use 'Laying a dog egg'.

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:27:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sex : Scissoring

Carbonated beverage: Pop?

Breasts: Titties?

Pregancy: Preggers

Someone who tells tall stories: What's a tall story?

Death: Sold the Farm

Drunk: Krunked, Hammered, Smashed, Plastered

Stupid: Not the brightest nail in the Carton

Hangovers: "I feel like I just ate a cat."

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:30:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/4/2007 4:55:35 PM davew wrote:
How about sh*tting? We have dozens... Dropping the kids off at the pool. Curling one down. Dropping a load. Giving birth. Having an Eartha. Having a dump.

pinch a loaf

gravy train

laying cable


#2

Release the hounds

corn-eyed brown trout

Deploying the Navy Seals


negotiate the release of some hostages

Butt Mud

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:31:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
"corn eyed brown trout"

Oh falcon! I threw up in my mouth a bit!

14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:46:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
You are not SUPPOSED to eat it
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/4/07 - 5:49:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 7/4/2007 5:46:51 PM falconwing wrote:
You are not SUPPOSED to eat it

But we all like a little coprophagia.

Don't we?


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