There was an elephant on top of my care. - Mood:Good

Thursday November 19 20093:29:00 PM |

No lie! I saw it with my own eyes. I thought it was a pigeon at first, but then my friend noticed it was an elephant. I wish i had taken a picture before i threw it off of my car. I am now the victim of fraud . Someone stole my debit card, and spent $535 in radio shack. Drunk texters are hysterical; my friend must have said goodnight to me about ten times, except it looked more like this, "godgwu nfeu". My mother has a facebook. Ughhhh why me. She has started adding all the family members i haven't seen for a couple of years, and now those family members are adding me. Oh joy... At the moment i look like i havent slept for about a year.

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I would like a pet buffalo. - Mood:Good

Tuesday November 17 20094:56:44 PM |

Can someone get on that for me? Thanks . Work today was odd; these random men came in asking me all this questions that i was not allowed to answer at work. Turdman texted me at 8 in the morning....does he have a clock at his house? It ruined my sleep flow. Tonight i have class. Boo! 6:10 to 10:20...i think we are watching some movie called 2001. Friday i am going to a concert! It should be mucho exciting.

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To ten million fireflies i`m weird cause i hate goodbyes. - Mood:Good

Monday November 16 20097:28:50 PM |

. I lovelovelove that song. My friends say it is my theme song; it " accentuates my weirdness perfectly." I don't know if i agree. Not sure if i am going out tonight. I really don't feel like hanging out with HER. She really sucks ya know? Cvs is slowly killing my happiness. I cannot take it anymore. Part of me wants to stay, because i really get along with some of my coworkers, and i know what i am doing. The other part of me hates most of my managers, can't stand the snooty customers, and the pay SUCKS! This dude says he wants to set up a place for me to be high for the first time. Whattttt? He says i should at least experiance it once. Bad/good idea?? Probably not gonna happen. We are planning a b-day party for my friend. I hope it is a realllllly bad party though. You see this girl was supposed to make mine/my friends party bangin....but it turned out crappy.

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Oh nooooooooooooShe`s back :-(. - Mood:Good

Monday November 16 20091:32:55 PM |

Now when she rings my doorbell i have to pretend i am not home. I HATE doing that. This is only for my safety. You see one of my friends in the past was in a mental institution, and used to like to come to my house at all hours of the night. And so it begins. I am getting a new gps today! It is about time; my old one was crap. I wonder what i am doing later. My two friends are in a fued, and i wish they would make up already so i can just hang out with all three of them. So i'm getting a tattoo.....veryyyyyyy nervous.

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I have never been surrounded by this much drama. - Mood:Good

Sunday November 15 200910:36:31 PM |

Ughhhh. Friends and their drama. The girl talked to him for two weeks, and was crying hysterically over him already. Pshhh....i must have no soul. I got to drive a big truck (no jokes please). I nearly killed me and the dude that i was in the car with, but he didnt seem to care since he was drunk out of his mind. Turdman told my friend he lost interest in me. I really dont know what he wants to do?!!! Jump on him?? I have given him so many clues. I made my schedule for the next semseter; my classes are pretty amazing.

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Gps gone wrong - Mood:Good

Thursday November 12 200911:37:19 PM |

I pretty much got lost all over nj tonight. Directions is not in my forte. My classmates and i went out to houlihans to eat tonight. I don't really hang out with my people from my school, so it was nice. One of them kept on telling me i had exotic greek eyes. My professor was yelling at me, because i told him i converted. He is all jew, and said he was said to see one just change religions. Turdman is not so much of an issue anymore....welll mostly because i haven't seen him in two days.

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Oooohhh! I was such a criminal tonight. - Mood:Good

Wednesday November 11 200912:41:55 AM |

I totally could of been arrested. No. Not really. What happened was....i bumped a car. There were no scratches though. I still peed alittle. Also, my friend stole a scarecrow. Not sure what the point of it what, but she has this fascination with scarecrows. I hung out with turdman tonight. Not my idea, just sorta happened. I have come to the conclusion that i have an acorn heard. More than one person has said this in the past week.

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Oh what a night.... - Mood:Good

Friday November 06 20094:23:06 PM |

I did some things that probably were a bad idea last night. My friend fought with my other "friend", i was trying to help so i dragged the one who was acting like an idiot downstair. You see, i have liked this kid for about a month now and it is really hard for me to tell him how i feel. Well, me being an idiot i thought since he was drunk i would tell him. After i told him, he said he felt the same way which i already knew. Basically what followed is him kissing me. You know what i dont get. I was completley sober last night, but i feel as if i have the worst hangover on the planet. I am conviced that hangovers are contagious. I called out of work tonight, which was probably a bad idea but i am really not i the right state of mind.

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Do you have one of these? - Mood:Good

Monday November 02 20093:09:19 PM |

My friend has texted me non stop for the past two day...like every second during the day. Do you have a friend like that. There was a crime scene in my town; i feel so safe. Tonight in class i will probably get embarrassed; suspenders is bringing in my present, and said he was going to serenade me; i really hope he is joking. Another lady asked me if i spoke english...i don't get it.

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My b-day weekend was fan fricking tastic. - Mood:Good

Monday November 02 200912:26:50 AM |

Yup. yup. On the border was aight on, but i felt like no one was really talking to me, and it was MY b-day. After we hung out in my friend's cabana .... in the dark. Then me and my two other friends and i sat in dunkin donuts till 5:30 in the morning. Yes.... this was alittle lame, but i did enjoy myself. Yesterday this guy was supposed to have a party for me. It was cancelled at the last minute, and at first we went to this strange apartment with really white trashy people, then we went to a pretty awesome halloween party. Everyone was so friendly. I like a new boy. Yes, i always talk about like boys, but this one i have like the most since long distance man. He told my friend he was into me...this should be interesting. I saw this girl i used to go to kindergarden with yesterday. I did not recognize her whatsoever, but she knew who i was right away. I never really aged.

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I love me some grahm crackers. - Mood:Good

Thursday October 29 200911:00:06 PM |

I am eating them right....now! Today i got this new mascara; it is pretty amazing. Tommorow is going to be extremely busy. First i go to school. Then I pick up "satan" from schoo. Then i need to get my nails dont for my costume for my b-day/ halloween party..... and soo on. That night i am having a b-day dinner before my actual party at on the border.... it should be muy deliouso. I am happy that my work buddies are coming.. espiecally one in particular. It sorta sucks that he isn't into me. I was swticher in my class tonight; the director didn't know what the heck she was doing.

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Sick of all this chatter. - Mood:Good

Thursday October 29 200912:20:52 AM |

Oyy, so much yankee talk; it drives me crazy. Why must i live so close to nyc. So, i guess the "beef" was all fake between me and this guy. I asked him why we had this beef, he replied, "lmao the one where you rejected to have sex wid me at kaydees house you jerk, its aight though cause i fcked your friend neways so w.eever :P" What a weirdo! He was obviously joking. My party is saturday; i honestly can't believe i am going to be 20! Suspenders got me a b-day gift(s). He really didn't have to. Why is he so sweet to me. I got a hundred on my religions paper that i completley b.s ed yayyyyy!

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Apparently we have "beef". - Mood:Good

Tuesday October 27 20094:24:18 PM |

I came upon one of my coworkers comment to another coworker asking him to come to my b-day party and he replied, "me nd danielle currently got beef yo so fck her." Ouch, what the heck did i do, and why am i not aware of it. I have discovered that i have an attractive manager that only works in the mornings.... it make me happy. Really really don't want to go to my four hour night class.

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This week needs to fly... well except for the weekend. - Mood:Good

Tuesday October 27 200912:09:45 AM |

Hello. My friend was stuffing my car keys down her shirt; it was rather unpleasant. Funny little story that no one on yt will really care about, but i happen to find it hysterical: My two friends hate each other; these two friends are both coming to my b-day/halloween party. It has come to my knowledge today that they both are being the same thing at my party. I laughed REALLLLY hard. Suspenders and i have alittle hangout thing on sunday. I am not sure if this is such a good idea though since it will be the day after my party and i most likely will resemble hell. On friday i am going to on the border! I havent been there in fifteen billion years.

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Pshh..... so pathetic!! - Mood:Good

Monday October 26 20092:41:55 PM |

My friend's bf broke up with her a couple of weeks ago because he was "confused" if he still liked her, worst part is he mad her go all the way to nyc just to break up with him. Then they get back together about two weeks ago, and now she thinks she is falling in love with him. Why do girls fo this?? I will NEVER say i am in love with someone if i am not really feeling it. She kept asking me all these questions about him too, and somehow she wanted to know if i would have sex with him. I said no and she got REALLY offended. She rambled on about how she would not have sex with the person i recently dated either... "he is not that cute". My friends bf looks like a gremlin... she should not talk. I really don't understand what is wrong with her. I have my religions class tonight, and suspenders texted me from the class asking me what i wanted for my b-day. Why is he so nice ughhh?!?!

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I need someone to scream really loudly in my hear to wake me up. - Mood:Good

Sunday October 25 20096:41:31 PM |

Well, that also might make me go deaf in one ear. I just got home from work, and can hardly function. My manager asked me for my number; i didn't want to give it to him, but he is my manager so i thought maybe he needs it.... but then i realized the store has my number stored away if he really needed it. I was supposed to go out tonight, and now im not. Don't you just hate when that happens? Does anyone know any really popular/interesting short stories/poems that would probably have alot of critism on the computer? I need to do a reasearch paper on it, but i can't find anytthing good. My friend and i had a "talk" yesterday. We got into a fight the other day, and she said it was important that we talk about it, but honestly that wasn't about to happen. I feel like we are in a nagging relationship and i am the dude.

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Oh, he owes me big time. - Mood:Good

Saturday October 24 200910:51:41 PM |

Stupidhead coworker totally stole what could have been my morning hours, and left me stuck working with only one other person at night. If that wasn't bad enough he was mocking me the whole time; ughhhhh! My grandma didnt let me go out tonight. She didn't want me driving in the rain. I NEVER stay home on saturday nights. I think i am fully capable of driving in the rain. Come on, I am going to be 20 next week! This dude kept on calling me a crackhead last night; it is getting very old. This other dude said he wanted to keep me in his pocket and everytime he would get upset he would take me out, and be happy again. He also kept on touching my "private areas" he stated he was aloud to because he was gay. My friend is coming over tonight to "talk" We had a ginormus fight, but to be perfectly honest i dont feel like working it out.

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How dare they! - Mood:Good

Friday October 23 20092:24:15 PM |

The stupid burger king lady gave me a ripped bag, and as i was getting out of my car the whole thing fell apart; frys flying everywhere! I porbably should have picked up the mess, but i was holding too much stuff. Who knew turning 20 could be so stressful. My friend is making me type this huge list, then tonight we are having another meeting with the dude who is throwing my b-day/halloween party. How many stupid meetings do we really need, My costume is gonna be lame. I have work tonight. I'm hoping that i get to work with a specific coworker, one that is nice to look at while i work.

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That brain is mighty bloody. - Mood:Good

Thursday October 22 200910:45:55 PM |

Oh how i love the saw movies; i can't wait to see the one that just came out! Ok; alittle dish on lil' ol shine. I lived in this town from fifth to 9th grade, then moved to this other town from 10th to 12th grade, and now i am back at the town i was before. Anyway, i have this one kid in my class from my old high school, and i don't think he has the slightest clue that for three years i didnt go to his school He kept asking me about these teachers who i didn't know. This happens to me quite often in my college with people i used to go to high school with. Guess i really was a nobody. Tonight i class i was one of the actresses and a camera person. I must say i love this class.

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