This is way too soon after my other journal but I remembered about this in the middle of the night and oh god
I keep reminiscing because I'm surrounded by damn artifacts
such as DEAR MADAM YOU ARE IN DANGER OF THE BIRD. I can't help that the memories are flooding my brain.
Neeeeed to staaay awaaay from artifaaacts.
Anyway, point is
When I was 10 and 11 years old, Seinfeld was my favorite show and George was my character. I decided that I - got - George.
As my 30 year old self, I have no idea how a child could identify with George that much but...it happened. I remember seeing the sandwich sex episode when I was a kid and thinking, "I'd do that too". Seriously.
Now I've had sex and, no, I would not do that too. Child me, you have no idea.
There were other things. But anyway.
The playground. Elementary school.