i shall name my firstborn son "Brisket" - Mood:Good

Sunday May 05 20132:04:02 AM |

holy crap. we finally tried a bbq place near our house. the brisket was probably the best thing i've ever eaten. so...i sent my 30 days notice to my landlord on the 24th of last month, april. she calls me today, to tell me that they wanted to come over at 8am to move the pile of dirt they've left in our driveway since march 5th...and i casually ask if she got my notice...what notice? that stupid ho didn't check her email or open our rent check(which had the 30 days notice in it also) yet... she is such a piece. another reason i'm glad we're moving.

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like selling your favorite child to a bigot in a fireworks tshirt - Mood:Good

Saturday May 04 201312:53:53 AM |

sold my jeep today. to some sleazy dude. but, sleazy dude had money. and i'm buying a car with 55k miles on it tomorrow morning. and i'll still have enough left over to go buy myself a chili dog.

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YT dreams. I don`t want to haz them. - Mood:Good

Monday April 29 201310:57:54 AM |

I was in this fancy car with Shak And something really awful happened, and we died. I can't remember what, but, I woke up gasping. Then, I went back to sleep, and dreamed I was in the back of a semi truck, and the truck overturned, we were okay, but, when we went to check on the other truck in our envoy, it was filled with fetuses. wtf, YT? wtf?

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only a few more to go...you know how it is... - Mood:Good

Friday April 26 20135:57:30 PM |

only a few more classes to go before the semester is over. thank F*CK! i sent the 30 days notice email and a hard copy to my landlord on thursday. still no email back. or phone call. hmmm... she's probably sooo curious as to why we're moving. if she were curious enough, she'd effing call or email and ask why. grrr. i want to move right now. but, i've got a whack schedule at my new job. today, i went in at 6am for training...only to get told that our time cards weren't working, so they could only give me an hour to read a 7 page doc and electronically sign it. i came home and slept til noon. i'm $3 from maxing out my cc. my phone bill is double since i didn't pay last month. i can't pay the comcast bill or the water bill, and i, once again, am gonna have to have irish bail me out.

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Buffalo! - Mood:Good

Wednesday April 17 20134:58:46 PM |

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buf... So....my counselor saved my ass! Jesus H. I was scared. Also, groceries!!! Yay! And. I feel like crying. But, there's enough drama on YT so I'm all puppies and kittens and flowers n sh*t.

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sabway and their delicious caramel popcorn - Mood:Good

Wednesday April 17 20132:41:05 PM |

getting together some goodies for some of my favoritest yt chums. i am on a kawaii kick. i have tons of fun little nicknacks from japan and korea, and one of the little goodies i got for myself for a dollar was a little note pad and pen set...the sabway label on a sandwich with note sheets inside, and then the sabway french fries, that say "caramel popcorn" on the back. wtf hahah it's freezin' ass cold here. serves those jerks in the student activities club right. i told them it was gonna rain, and it did. they argued with me and told me it was gonna be beautiful all week. rained twice. and ruined all the signs i made for earth day. i want to quit the club, or smash all of them. they smash my ideas like i'm a child. i'm one of the oldest members. they needta show some f*cking respect. i been around the block a few more times than they have. grrr anyway.

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moving!!! and new jobs and stuff. and a wild boar. who isn`t wild anymore. - Mood:Good

Monday April 15 20132:01:42 AM |

irish and i are moving to a house 3x the size of this one. it's on a farm, with gardens and sheep and goats and a pony and a pot belly pig and a rescued wild boar, and a deer that lives on the porch, and did i mention i get my own bathroom and office...the family room there is as big as our whole house here. i'm also starting my new job soon. and i'm tired, son. real tired.

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how`s your day going? cause mine is splendid, f*ckers. - Mood:Good

Friday April 12 20138:11:57 PM |

i got the job. my first job with a big business. they're flexible, too. woohoo! so that means full time school, and my other part time job, and the typing job. also, irish and i are going to look at a potential house tomorrow afternoon. i think we may take it if i love it. which i'm sure i will. there's a doe that lives on the porch, and a wild goddamned boar on the property that you can hang out with and pet and stuff. rescue boar. and a garden. and i planted some succulents. and i'm feeling quite grand today. how the hell are you?

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so...i`m not pregnant. and my doctor makes up diseases instead. hmmm. - Mood:Good

Wednesday April 10 201310:40:53 PM |

so...i really hate going to the lady doc. i hate getting my bc even more. last month i started a new bc, and the new doc i had was kind of cold and short with me. the bathrooms at the clinic were dis-gust-ing. urine EVERYWHERE and no ass gaskets(which i would use at home ffs) today i had a pap. and i was made to wait almost 45 minutes, even though i was the first and only one there during my 9am appt. she can't figure out my uterus, so she's sticking fingers in places,

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not sure where it`s going...why it`s happening...i want it to stop...but... - Mood:Good

Saturday April 06 20132:16:30 AM |

my friend that passed away in Feb...his mom friended me on FB. and then i "liked" his memorial page...and she posts some bizarre stuff...i know if my son died, i wouldn't even be thinking about posting stuff on the internet let alone playing candy crush saga witch crush lord wizard games. or whatever. lately, she's been messaging me privately about him, and we've been chatting it up. she's been asking about his drug use, his alcohol use...etc...she's telling me the details in gory detail. i kind of want her to stop. it hurts to think about. on the other hand, i know i am helping her because she is reaching out to me about her dead son. i feel like a horrible person.

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this happening to anyone else lately? - Mood:Good

Friday April 05 20136:00:29 PM |

two of my packages just stopped moving while they were in transit through USPS. one is stuck in greensboro, nc, when it should be in hickory, nc. the post office from the place i lived 9 months ago called and asked for the tracking/address/all that...odd. i changed everything on paypal and usps when i moved also, have you gotten anything without postage on it lately...my granny is getting old, and almost everything she sends me in the mail, she forgets to put postage on, and the post office still puts it in my box...also, today, i got a package from so-cal, with 10 stamps on it...not one of them is postmarked...think i can use them again?

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My ear hurts and my neck hurts...I have two owies... - Mood:Good

Friday April 05 20131:46:39 AM |

This guy here, might just be my new favorite artist. Or, he might be Hylian... https://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt/info I donated blood for the first time ever today. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. It wasn't that bad at all. But that damn thing on my arm afterwards cut off my circulation and I had to wear it for 4 hours!! I took it off and my arm continued to hurt a bit...it's better now. I am glad. I did a good deed. I would go again. Easy as pie. Also, that damn cat won't leave us alone. Not damn. I love him. I do. But, we stopped feeding him, and letting him in the house, now he just stands at our door crying, and when the door opens, he busts in like there's a fire outside. It's sad. I want him to go home. I don't want him here unless I can call him my own, or it's just weird.

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was this maybe a little too much? i rather like the idea of this project. - Mood:Good

Wednesday April 03 20134:35:58 PM |

so, that crazy awful teacher...she's been grotesquely nice to me lately. i think she realizes i'm not out to mess with her. so we have a project coming up...about the career we want to pursue. and she's requiring that we have a brand new flash drive with our project on it to turn in. with nothing else on it. grrr. so i went to buy a cheap 5$ flash drive today, and found a hulk flash drive for $9. and i bought it, and wrote my name across his ass. too much? how're you, lovelies?

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Tipsy smells like a fart. School, man. For fools. Order up! - Mood:Good

Wednesday April 03 20132:58:33 AM |

i thought you had to be at least 13 to join the site? http://www.youthink.com/inkbiot also, tipsy the cat(nipsey russell), has a stinky, sh*tty ass, and we can't stand to sleep next to him anymore. so we put him outside before bed now. it has to happen. or we have to buy gas masks. school is easy as pie now that i've caught up during spring break. too bad i have a whole weeks worth of other crap i have to get done this week. grr. i wish i had more etsy orders. i wish i got more hours at work. i wish i could sell my blood and plasma and hair. how're you?

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LOL OH BOO BOO BOO... - Mood:Good

Thursday March 28 20135:38:25 PM |

it's a lovely day for some rain. i got a few hours in today at work. got emailed that there's a refund check waiting for me at our student act. club. and my professor gave me the .66 points because i found an error in the homework...haha....derp. finding another job has proven to be difficult again. but, what else is new? how are you, darlings?

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kinda defeated, but...it`s been a good day. - Mood:Good

Wednesday March 27 20135:04:10 PM |

had every intention of taking my resume to a few places this morning. when the landlord comes by to fix the breaker in the garage. he tells me nosy neighbor is a raging alcoholic, and that he's threatened to move out, and that HIS place has a back deck, a yard, a HOT TUB, and is all on propane(which we get very cheap)...i asked when we can move in...and he says that if he's serious about moving out, they're giving him 2 months notice to get out. and it's ours...irish's ma wants to rent our place now which is sweeeet. i love her to bits. win. win. so i go to the job places...the one hr lady wasn't there. the other, which i saw the ad for yesterday...dude says is not hiring at the moment. okay? so i go to the bank to talk to them about a student credit card..."oh, that bankers gone...she's the one who'd be able to give you that info"...what are they training them??! also....

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Hey, you, Photoshop Genius...can you help me? - Mood:Good

Tuesday March 26 201312:34:46 AM |

I have a request. I need a high res. image of a John William Waterhouseish mermaid...but, I don't want to break any copyright laws...can someone make one for me? I'd be willing to pay up to $5 through PayPal if you can do it for me...this is sort of what i have going on so far... unfortunately, this isn't high enough resolution, and i'm pretty sure it breaks some copyright laws... I'd like the mermaid(no nips please!) to look similar, and have the same pose...and somewhere one it to say "The Ultimate Treasure"...it has to be lengthwise...but not as long as this image, as it's going to go on a moo.com minicard business card...

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I know y`all like music. You like music, don`tcha? - Mood:Good

Friday March 22 20136:46:26 PM |

https://soundcloud.com/tiera-iasparo/i-want-skin#play This here, is my BFF. Check out her other songs on there, too. She's pretty special. How are you, YT?

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blerg. blarg. bahhh. berrr. burrr. barrrf. braaa. baarg. - Mood:Good

Thursday March 21 20137:27:17 PM |

pretty effin' tired, cotton. drove an hour in the rain, down the canyon, almost died. while my car was spinning out and floating toward certain death, the only word out of my mouth was "OYYYYYYY"....and then it happened again and all i could say was "F*******CK!" and that'll teach me to drive fast in the rain on the side of a cliff. it was for the poetry, though...and i made $85, which was awesome, and $20 from my friend hannah who donated to the jeep fund. all in all it was very worth the trip, and i got to see my old friend, and it made me miss them terribly, but, i'm pretty content with being alone down here with irish. and our new kitty friend.

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