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Birthday:11/12/1982 (36 Years Old)
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Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Agnostic
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Ash's Annual Elf on the Shelf complaints - Mood:Good
Thursday December 06 20186:31:26 AM |
Another year has passed and my hatred for the creepy peeping Tom has only grown.

It's almost irrational, my level of hatred towards it. Lately I've seen the following on Facebook :

And I'm just wondering why you'd buy the elf if you don't want to engage in the super creepy moving him nightly thing. Isn't that the principle thing about him? It's supposed to "make Christmas more magical"?

More like make Christmas more capitalist (as if that were possible).

Humbug, I say.

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Poopsie surprise unicorn - Mood:Good
Monday December 03 20184:45:06 AM |
Has got to be the weirdest, grossest toy, no?

That unicorn that moves and has electronic eyes is also super creepy.

What is happening?

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Officially Tis the season - Mood:Good
Saturday December 01 20186:16:06 AM |
There's nothing like skipping a day of showering to make you truly appreciate being clean.

Although I suppose that's true of most things(eating comes to mind).

Are you a Christmas card person? I became one when I moved here. I have them all filled out and ready to go out today.

But I have to find time to post them to America soon so they'll arrive in time.

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Who invented "word porn"? - Mood:Good
Friday November 23 20186:27:09 PM |
I see so many posts on Facebook that have "word porn" in the bottom, but they're not remotely good.

What even defines word porn?

It almost angers me as much as elf on the shelf.

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Best birthday - Mood:Good
Monday November 12 201810:51:29 AM |
This birthday has got it all, flowers, doughnuts, going out for lunch, getting takeaway for dinner. Oh and my Facebook fundraiser met its goal.

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Is it weird? - Mood:Good
Wednesday November 07 20183:04:01 AM |
My husband was taken aback last night when I asked him, in front of his mother, if he'd seen my birth control pills.

He thinks it is akin to him asking my dad where the condoms are.

I disagree.


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I typed a whole journal out on my phone - Mood:Good
Friday October 12 20184:43:51 PM |
That went over 900 characters, and somehow when the warning popped up I ended up hitting the browser back button and my journal disappeared.

It was kind of braggadocious anyway as it was mostly about how I acquired an insane amount of holiday time while on maternity leave and now I have to use it before the end of the year. Something like 27 days. And I only work 3 days a week. I've taken next week off.

But my job won't exist soon, as they're closing our branch. I'll either get offered the same job by the company taking over the campaign, or if they are running the campaign in another location, I think I would get a small redundancy package.

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