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Female, 26 years old
One of Toronto`s burbs, Ontario, Canada

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18,377 Posts | Member Since: 7/23/2008
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Interests: Music / Drinking / Writing / History / Faeries
Homepage: (None)
Birthday:10/11/1991 (26 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name:
Occupation: Baker
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Religion: Taoist
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: Trainspotting
Fav. TV Show: Gravity Falls
Fav. Book: The Crying of Lot 49
Fav. Song: After the Goldrush
Fav. Food: All of it
Fav. Car: Batboat
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Alright, which of you buttbears wants to see my new apartment? - Mood:Good
Thursday November 16 20174:26:48 PM |

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Too many apples - Mood:Good
Tuesday November 14 20179:47:57 PM |
In the best of intentions, I filled my fruit bowl with apples.

Then they got squishy, so I shoved them aside and bought more apples.

And in doing so a week ago, I have since learnt something: I do not want to eat many apples.

So tonight I turned the second half into sauce and the first half into cake with a recipe I made up on the fly

And it is so delicious. And not even bad. For both pie-size cakes I used 1/3 cup of sugar and 1/4 cup of butter.

I wonder what I'll do when the plums I just bought a surplus of start to whither.

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Say it in public, you piece of sh*t - Mood:Good
Thursday November 09 20175:03:55 AM |
You want to call me a whore and shame me for having an active sex life?

You want to tell me what an unstable mess I am and how I'm ridiculously selfish and unsuitable for a relationship I am?

You want to twist my words and then throw them back in my face and act like I'm a sexist racist monster?

You have the dratING GAUL to tell me I'm happy my f*cking mother has cancer because I'm such a crazy bitch?

Don't send me a pm. And don't send me six or seven pms because your bullsh*t tirade doesn't fit into one.

You know, hypothetically. 0-)

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Why are men such f*cking pansies? - Mood:Good
Wednesday November 08 20177:57:35 AM |
It's like every damn one of them is

*terrified of falling in love

*incapable of NOT falling in love with a woman they like Andrew enjoy spending time with who boffs them four or five times a week

And then they f*cking CRY when they dump you and you're just sitting there thinking 'dude it's been six weeks, get it together'

I think I'm gonna start dating men in their early thirties. Maybe they'll have passed emotional puberty.

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Guess what buttheads itsa me, WAAAHHHrio - Mood:Good
Friday October 27 201710:32:59 AM |
I don't have internet in my place bc I am a big cheapskate who paid hourly so I want to know how much I'll make per month before I sign up for such luxuries.

I love my new apartment. I honestly don't love living alone as much as id thought, but I don't mind it and I LOVE how clean the place is and how if f*cking stays that way.

The job is ok. The manager tried to pay me less than agreed because she 'forgot' (which I can honestly believe, I've seen her forget client appointments as well), but I got it back up (and sent her an email with it in there and an unrelated question which she responded to so it's in writing) but I'm still worried about hours.

I'm also worried in terrible at it and everyone hates me and I'm just a huge weight, but I always feel like that the first month and I am getting noticeably better answer more independent at it and it isn't VERY difficult and different.

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Am I being a self absorbed bitch? - Mood:Good
Sunday October 08 20173:48:01 PM |
It's my family's thanksgiving right now.

I'm not going. Over a stupid cake.

It's my birthday in three days, and I asked for a cake. Not gifts or a big party or even cards, just a cake.

They said no. I said it was importantly to me, and they just...refuse.

Apparently it would make people uncomfortable because the new they'd feel bad for not getting me presents? And the original dinner was appetwntly just for my aunts immoderate family (and their sos), but like, I was invited.

My mother said I was being bratty and selfish and spoiled like last year when I wasn't upset over not getting cards, so I said 'oh yeah, I'm just a huge self absorbed bitch because I want my family to acknowledge my birthday'

And she said 'yeah you are'

So I just decided not to go. It sucks, I really wanted to see my cousin and grandma. But Idont want to feel like sh*t all night And I feel like I would.


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Gov`ment weed - Mood:Good
Saturday October 07 20175:24:52 PM |

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The hottest thing a guy has ever said to me. - Mood:Good
Wednesday October 04 20172:18:07 PM |
*walking down the street together*

Me: I really want a tattoo, and I know WHAT I want -

Him : The magpie?

Me: yeah. But I don't know WHERE I want it.

Him: You should get it in your back.

Me: But I won't be able to see it if it's on my back.

Him: I will.

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I`m sick. Again. - Mood:Good
Thursday September 21 20172:41:00 PM |
I had strep last week and now I've got a nondescript illness

Basically I hurt all over and I have a a sore throat and I'm exhausted, naseous, and have a headache that feel so like my head is full of poorly mixed paint.

I don't want to get up at ten pm for nine hours of hard labour. I just really f*cking don't.

But I called in sick last we and I want a damn letter of reference and I don't know what the f*ck to do

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