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Female, 37 years old
nonna yo bidness, New York, Eastern US

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Interests: Drinking / Drinking / Drinking / Drinking / Drinking
Homepage: (None)
Birthday:5/21/1983 (37 Years Old)
IM Type: (Decline to State) IM Name:
Occupation: shlut for money
Marital Status: Dating
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Christian
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: LA BAMBA
Fav. TV Show: SEINFELD/ROB & BIG
Fav. Book: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Fav. Song: `Beastly Bit` - Pinhead Gunpowder
Fav. Food: That`s pretty obvious
Fav. Car: 85 Woodpaneled Caprice Estate Wagon
 
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I have a sphincter ache - Mood:Good
Saturday July 21 20127:51:30 AM |
I've been constipated and I just passed a 17 inch log, totally dry and shriveled up like a raisin. Now I'm laying on my side bc my ass hurts so badly

Kbye

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SHARE YOUR SEVERE CONSTIPATION REMEDIES WITH ME - Mood:Good
Sunday August 28 20118:40:57 PM |
Hello everyone.

So, my dr put me on a new sleeping pill and I now have a 17lb log of sh*t lodged in my anus. The pain has subsided, thankfully. But still no birth
So far I've tried
-magnesium citrate
-hot lemon water
-hot vitamin c water
-yoga
-Polaner all fruit with fiber (6 tablespoons) and
-over the course of 24 hours, 800mg of stool softener

SO: should I go to the ER ?

SHARE YOUR SECRETS W/ ME

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The GERBILS ARE GAY thread - Mood:Good
Wednesday February 11 200911:45:50 AM |
So I was thinking about it, and I want to announce that I think gerbils are gh3y.

They are filthy and they spread disease.


Discuss your bad experiences with gerbils.

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I am the Cat Whisperer - Mood:Good
Wednesday February 11 200911:34:18 AM |
so last night I was drunk and doing karaoke with my cat, and I realized that I am the Cat Whisperer.

I am very in tune to Thurman's thoughts and feelings. We have long talks every night about various topics that interest us both.

Do you talk to your animals? Discuss.

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Fresh Mountain Breezes (Vacation home thread) - Mood:Good
Thursday January 29 20094:11:42 PM |
Do you have a vacation home? If so, post pics here.

I have a mountain home that I love to visit. It's in the mountains and near a babbling brook that lulls me to sleep each night. The sound of the grasshoppers reminds me of how wonderful it is to be alive.

What do you love about your vacation home?

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Poetry Thread 2009 - Mood:Good
Thursday January 29 20091:24:48 PM |
I thought I'd start a poetry thread because I know alot of you appreciate writing/reading poetry

it is a beautiful form of artistic expression that should be embraced by all.

January 29th, 2009


"Meggsnbacon Decapitation"

If my head fell off
Would you cry?
Would you Try
To reattach it
If my knees fell off
would you weep?
Or rape a sheep?

please share your own original poetry

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Feeling not-so-fresh - Mood:Good
Wednesday January 14 20091:15:29 PM |
Does anyone else experience this at times?

Today I just don't feel fresh. I need to be soothed

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Excessive Body Hair - Mood:Good
Tuesday January 13 20093:59:40 PM |
Do you have excessive body hair? Do you find it attractive?

Personally, I have very hairy knuckles. As in, I have to shave them at least twice a day.

My friend Alicia has tons of back hair. She's Sicilian, but I think her father was a gorilla.


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I would like to soar on the wings of a falcon - Mood:Good
Friday October 31 200810:34:59 AM |
This morning i woke up and douched with Libby's pumpkin pie mix, like I do every halloween.

Would you liek to soar on the wings of a falcon with me?

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Check out my awesome blisters: - Mood:Good
Sunday November 25 200711:02:57 AM |
I burned the sh*t outta my thumb the other night. It hurt, but I was drunk so i didn't notice til the next morning. Two big giant blisters!


Its sort of like 2 blisters connected to each other, making one ginormous nasty ass blister

they dont hurt too bad now, tbh. Just a little bit of stinging. and I cant bend my thumb. pwnt!

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Favorite videos - Mood:Good
Wednesday November 21 20073:53:08 PM |
What are your fav. videos? Everything counts, even home movies and stuff.
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Whats the name of the new 50 cent single? - Mood:Good
Friday November 02 20077:28:56 PM |
I've heard it like 90 times on the radio, but I never really paid attn. Anyone know the name? Thanks
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I have a liver ache - Mood:Good
Wednesday October 17 20076:42:40 PM |
Cuz I accidentally took 3 Tylenols this afternoon at work.

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