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Male, 43 years old
Nowhere, Pwnnsylvannia, Eastern US

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Interests: Books / Clubbing / Drinking / Partying / Traveling
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Birthday:1/1/1977 (43 Years Old)
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Occupation: Butt Pirate
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Gay
Religion: Agnostic
Politics: Moderate
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Fav. TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, True Blood, Big Brother
Fav. Book: Catch 22, Of Human Bondage
Fav. Song: Bad Romance
Fav. Food: Manbutt
Fav. Car: Jaguar
 
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Who ARE you people?!?! - Mood:Good
Thursday May 26 201110:51:52 PM |
Been gone a good while and I don't recognize 95 pct of this site anymore. Weird. OH, and I've been drinking.
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Shepherds hooks are awesome. - Mood:Good
Wednesday August 11 201011:10:34 PM |
Anyone agree?
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rough night, faggots! - Mood:Sad
Saturday July 17 201011:38:53 PM |
so my 4 year relationship ended 1 week ago. it was fun to be single for exactly 1 week. now i find myself crying at jennifer lopez movies and listening to toto while drinking box wine like it's water
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To get me passport - Mood:Good
Wednesday November 28 200711:54:54 PM |
There's a bunch of commercials that have people talking to staues about government issues that feature a website to help people with those issues. It's -----.gov. any help? please. drunk and need help. I hate me.
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My profile was featured...now I`ve got 250 emails to go through - Mood:Good
Wednesday April 26 200611:43:38 AM |
Yep, I'm partnered, but I get off on looking at pics and chatting online with guys on a certain website. Quite a few months ago, when the bf and I were hiatus, I sent my pics in to the webmaster to be profiled. I was and it was a lot of fun, but I thought it was over when it was over. The dude just featured one of my pics again and I've gotten 250 emails in the past 3 hours. I wanna see all these guys' pics, but I'm actually getting bored of looking at strange men's c*cks.
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Drubk as I am? Post soimething to reflect that. - Mood:Good
Monday April 17 200611:44:48 PM |
eat me. gfy
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If I had to f*ck one Muppet... - Mood:Good
Tuesday April 11 200611:26:57 AM |
it'd be Gonzo. That nose was made for prostate massages.


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Am I the only one who likes to be spit on during sex? - Mood:Good
Thursday April 06 20063:20:11 PM |
?
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So...who else is drunk but not druk enough to pass out? - Mood:Good
Wednesday April 05 20061:15:11 AM |
Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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signalzero helped me figure out why gay people exist! - Mood:Good
Wednesday March 29 20062:44:16 PM |
Finally! Turns out, according to signal, gay men are gay because they can't get women! Who knew? Thanks, signal. What other life questions can you answer for the world, oh wise one?
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Last night, I had a dream that meggs had a pic of my dick and posted it on YT - Mood:Good
Tuesday March 28 200611:21:30 AM |
It's disturbingly true. I dreamt it was taken on narciss' cell phone at YTDC, and meggs got a hold of it and decided to post it. It was HAWT!
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The Annual High Heel Race! - Mood:Excited
Tuesday October 25 20054:02:38 PM |
Every Tuesday before Halloween, thousands of people gather in my neighborhood to watch a bunch of dudes in drag race 5 blocks for God knows why. But the event is uniquely DC, and is one of the best nights to be out in the gayborhood. The straights have, in recent years, been all too present, thereby blocking our homo views, but they return to their tv's and we go to the gay bars for an absolutely hilarious night, with all the fags in great moods and great buzzes. I'm really looking forward to being drunk by 9!
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Dallas Night tonight...the only thing that makes Monday tolerable - Mood:Good
Monday October 24 20053:46:32 PM |
Monday nights have become a thing to enjoy for me these days. My faggot roommate has bought the first three seasons of Dallas on DVD and now Monday has become Dallas night, a night for watching cheese, and gorging on pizza. Nothing lovelier than seeing a pregnant Sue Ellen passed out on the bed, a fifth of Jack Daniels mostly gone on her nightstand, and a her pregnant belly rising above her limp body.
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Would you tell your friend if you saw his boyfriend on a hoo-up site? - Mood:Cautious
Monday September 26 20054:45:35 PM |
I mean, I was there too. But I use it to get my jollies, not to hook-up. And I know a lot of other people that do the same. But I can't say that he wasn't trying to hook-up. They just got back together, and my friend would consider ending it over this. Should I be a buttinsky?
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So I won $200...for my penis - Mood:Good
Tuesday September 06 20058:49:05 AM |
Yep, I drunkenly entered a "Best Package" contest at a local club. I had to get naked in front of a bunch of homos backstage - nothing new - and put on some boxer briefs, since I don't wear underwear. Then, I VERY drunkenly danced in front of a crowd of other homos displaying my goods to earn some money for the weekend. I managed to beat out a few other guys, including a real stripper and screamed in embarassment when I woke up sober the next morning. I think it would've only been more embarassing if I had lost.
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So, I`m trying monogamy again - Mood:Good
Thursday August 25 20054:21:29 PM |
My on-again/off-again, and 10 time ex and I have been spending more and more time together and talking on the phone a lot more recently, and it's made me realize what he means to me, and how good it is between us. So, from here on out, I leave the poppers at home, I stop cruising with intent to f*ck, I don't make my bed to look normal to random men I may bring hom. I'm only f*cking one guy. I'm even considering giving up city life and moving to his town with him next Summer when my lease is up. I've become a f*cking sap.
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I`m a spaz, but this is too funny to keep to myself - Mood:Good
Monday August 15 20052:48:20 PM |
I had a rather bizarre and embarassing, but very funnyt Friday night. I went out and got completely wasted and did some bumps in the bathroom with a friend who pressure me into it. I got really horny as alcohol and blow have a tendency to make me and ended up going home with the Bogak. Some of you may remeber him as the guy I was casually dating that was emotionless, and good in bed as long as you didn't look at his expressionless face. So, we're f*ckin and I get up to get my poppers when OOPS! I fall face forward and smack my lip off his glass coffee table. Not fun, but the substance abuse from earlier in the evening made the pain completely tolerable, so I got up and got back on the bed and pulled him in with me, rearin and ready to go! The lip is still swollen. F*cking hilarious!
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I f*cked a guy from India last night... - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 12 200512:19:42 PM |
I pulled out, there was sh*t on the rubber and it smelled like curry. Am I wrong for getting hungry?
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My coke dealer looks like meggsnbacon - Mood:Shocked
Wednesday July 06 20053:20:17 PM |
My on-again/off-again boyfriend is totally off-again, and this time it looks permanent. He met a 21 year-old where he lives who is apparently "not like other 21 year-olds." Yeah, I remember 21, and I was even more screwed up than I am now if that's possible. No chance for long-term there. But he's done with me. That's fine. He's too much of a capitalist closet-case for me to make a life with anyway. But it hurt pretty bad. So, I did what any crazy homo would do in that case--I drank and did tons of blow with a friend of mine (also recently single)and his dealer, who looks like, but isn't as cool as, meggsnbacon. After the third day of being awake, I finally crashed. Overall, the bender was a 5-day extravaganza with about 5 hours of sleep. I feel better now. Seriously. I just needed a mind-number for a while. No worries though. Despite being a lowlife, I'm really not usually this much of a lowlife.
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REALLY crazy night last night. - Mood:Good
Friday April 15 20059:27:24 AM |
Even crazy for me. Too crazy for me even to share the details here. I've been up since 7am yesterday, was out all night, and came straight to work. I'm oddly ok, but know that I'll be out tonight too. I don't f*cking care how much this day is bound to suck, it was worth it. I had a blast!
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Where`s the next f*cking bracket?!?! - Mood:Enraged
Friday March 18 200510:24:52 AM |
Well?

I hear I'm up against ambenn and I wanna ground the bitch into the dirt!

Love ya, amb!

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Where`s the next f*cking bracket?!?! - Mood:Enraged
Friday March 18 200510:24:52 AM |
Well?

I hear I'm up against ambenn and I wanna ground the bitch into the dirt!

Love ya, amb!

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Hate to post another, but I got another job and I`m frickin` thrilled! - Mood:Ecstatic
Tuesday March 15 200512:27:57 PM |
That's right, Jesa. I'm Tony's new boss! After 4 years of craptastic hell, I finally got a new job. I'll be in a mangerial position, too. That means a pay raise, a shorter commute and just in the business district which means fun things to do during my lunch break, plus my gym is next door, casual dress instead of this shirt and tie crap--I can f*cking wear jeans, and I get to set my own motherf*cking hours! I'm in absolute awe. For all those who gave me advice, f*ck off. It didn't work. I got this based on faking my way though.

Here's a pic of one of my new subordinates and his ladyfriend.

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Hate to post another, but I got another job and I`m frickin` thrilled! - Mood:Ecstatic
Tuesday March 15 200512:27:57 PM |
That's right, Jesa. I'm Tony's new boss! After 4 years of craptastic hell, I finally got a new job. I'll be in a mangerial position, too. That means a pay raise, a shorter commute and just in the business district which means fun things to do during my lunch break, plus my gym is next door, casual dress instead of this shirt and tie crap--I can f*cking wear jeans, and I get to set my own motherf*cking hours! I'm in absolute awe. For all those who gave me advice, f*ck off. It didn't work. I got this based on faking my way though.

Here's a pic of one of my new subordinates and his ladyfriend.

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One happy day at the gym... - Mood:Horny
Tuesday March 15 200510:04:10 AM |
Yesterday, I lied and told my co-worker I had a doctor's appointment so I could go to the gym during the off-peak time. My roommie and I had a great workout and headed in to shower, etc. As I'm getting dressed, I walk up to check myself in the mirror, and there he is! Right in front of me is the delicious hunk of daddy politician I have been boning over for years--Baltimore's Mayor O'Malley. Shirtless! This amazing 42 year-old was built like a god and it took everything I had in me not to do something horribly inappropriate. I love you Mayor. And I want to thank the universe for this rare opportunity to see firsthand such a foxy daddy in the half buff. My only gripe is that the fag next to him on the other side of the lockers probably got to see more. I want to kill that bitch!

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