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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies - Mood:Happy |
Wednesday November 27 20137:10:28 PM |
| 1 cup water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp salt ,1 cup brown sugar ,lemon juice ,4 eggs ,1 cup nuts, dried fruit AND 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo for quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. Make sure the Cuervo is OK, try another cup ..Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit... Mix on the turner. If fried druit gets stuck, just pry it with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity & sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares. Squash the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table & spoon somethink. Greash the oven.Turn cake tin 360 & beat off the turner. OK, throw the bowl through the window & put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS |
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Mood:Good |
Sunday March 04 200711:19:22 AM |
| "Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." ~Groucho Marx |
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