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Female, 24 years old
city by the sea, california coast, Western US

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Birthday:2/1/1989 (24 Years Old)
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Occupation: fortunate fool
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This contains lots of lame stuff noone cares about - Mood:Good
Wednesday September 08 20044:01:33 PM |
First day of school. Diddley dum diddley dum. I missed the bus and lost my bus pass anyway, and matched off sorrowfully to the car, with the funeral march in my head.

It was actually surprisingly fun, so yay for that. This year looks like fun, or at least it had better be. Im very happy with my schedule as well.

1st period PE
Photography
English
World History
Geometry
Spanish 34
Biology

English and World history with the Davises are going to be F*CKING HARD but Im friends with almost every single person in the class of 60 (joined class), and its mostly project based stuff, so thats cool. And Im happy I got ohotography. And Ive got happy happy fun times people in every single class. And none of my teachers seem phsycho just yet (block scheduling, only met 3 out of 4 of them). Didnt get any classes with E, so that sucks, but hey I guess well hang at break or whatever. :(

Oh well, happy happy fun times(so far).

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Oh my lawrdy lawrd, it was a ****ing chicken - Mood:Good
Tuesday September 07 200412:44:35 PM |
So I was going downstairs to get the mail, and I idiotically forgot the keys to get back in, so I go to the other side of the building to jump the fence, when across the street I see this big f*cking chicken clucking about on the street, so bingthe retard that I am, I actually decide to go chase it.

SO here I am, in my neon green satin shorts (dont ask), chasing after this chicken half the size of me in fornt of my neighbors house, when I finally catch it, I realize I cant jump the fence with a chicken, and wtf am I gonna do with it once I get home, so I say my farewell, and me and the chicken depart. :(

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I WRITE MORE SONG - Mood:Good
Tuesday September 07 200412:08:17 AM |
Mr. Man in the police uniform
I HATE YOU
why did you give me that ticket
I DONT HAVE A THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS
YOUR FACE MAKES ME SICK I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!!!
Mr. Man with the moustache and saggy ass
YOU BETTER RUN
BECAUSE I F*CKING HATE YOU
AND IM GONNA RUN YOU OVER WITH MY SKATEBOARD YAHHHHH
AND THEN IM GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE ASS
yyyyaaaahhh thats right, shoot you in your fat ass
KILL WHITEEEYYYY!!!!
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Lets have a discussion - Mood:Good
Monday September 06 200412:29:01 PM |
About why YT is so goddamn boring?

Comments? Suggestions?

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Throw the Jew down the well! So my country can be free! - Mood:Good
Sunday September 05 200411:01:30 PM |
OMG.
G Alin show is the best f*cking show ever. AHHHHH!!!
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Lets face itm youre probabaly planning a trip to the old country right now. - Mood:Good
Sunday September 05 20046:19:26 PM |
Well, I came back from swimming. It ruled, swimming is SO MUCH FUN!!! Except, I didnt swim. I played tennis with 3 million kids while their parents smoked cigarette after cigarette, coughing and dying. Take care of you own damn kids.

Man Im so jelous of my friend. Shes 19 now and finally moving out.

Anyway. I dont really have anything else to say right now. Blah.

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F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK!!! - Mood:Good
Saturday September 04 20044:19:21 PM |
GODDDAMMMMMMMMMMMITTTTTTTTTT!!!
I just got stopped by the "po-po" for not wearing my seatbelt. It was my dads third violation this month, which means a $1500 fee. WE DONT HAVN 15 F*CKING DOLLARS AT THIS POINT!! DAMMMMIIIIIIIIITTT!!!

And what pisses me off is that IM ALWAYS THE ONE that wears my seatlbelt, Im always encouraging everyone else to do it, it was a 3 minute ride F*********************CCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

THIS CALLS FOR SOME FIRE ACTION.

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my mom is sick - Mood:Good
Saturday September 04 200412:13:21 PM |
things ive done in the last 5 minutes:

bit my nails
looked at pants on floor, decided not to put them on
put on glasses with contacts still in, giggles at blurry vision
tied my hair, put it back down
leaned back
leaned forward
thought about fat joe.

!!!!
i lead the life of kings

things i would like to share:
-ants are fricking indestructable. you smoosh, and smoosh, and smoosh away, yet they still keep running around, its crazy
-its a-frekkin-mazing the sort of sh*t people will take from you if they find you attractive
-i hate living with other people. they expect you to have clothes on all the time.
- my sisters gonna wake up and flip out when she realizes im wearing her wifebeater, probably start throwing things out the window, so i should put away my valueables.

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*picks nose* - Mood:Good
Friday September 03 200411:18:13 AM |
I read this comic yesterday, with this guy who was like picking his nose and his mom was getting pissed off, so he sneezed and out came this angry version of himself and he kept sneezing and there were all his persoanlities coming out of his nose.

Anyway, Robert Crumb is King.

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YOUTHINK SKATEBOARDERS RING - Mood:Good
Wednesday September 01 20041:31:01 PM |
Right now I am the sole member. Its kind of sad? Anyone else want to join?
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I wonder what was on Gods mind the day that he made you... I know he wrote a new Commandment after he was through - Mood:Good
Wednesday September 01 200411:25:41 AM |
Oh Michael you pretty pretty boy, after wanting you for so long, I just wish me would leave me alone.*sigh*

I found meself a new guitar teacher. whoo ho! and hes totally within my price range (a burger), and hes damn cool and laughs at my jokes, and in a band. his band toured with warped tour this summer, i totally look forward to the crazy stories. "so whats the craziest thing a fan has ever done?" hahaha

anyway, its fricking hot, i want to go jump in a really cold shower


ummmm.... im not wearing any PAAAAANTTTTS!
WE BE CLUBBIN!!

IM NOT TOO BAD TODAY, HOW ARE YOU?

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If ya know what to say, say AYE!! - Mood:Good
Sunday August 29 20041:02:45 PM |
I always had the feeling that Robin was a little queer, who agrees?
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sSmeone please tell me whyyyyyy - Mood:Good
Saturday August 28 20049:30:38 PM |
WHY there are a bunch of teenagers dancing to hip music in my parking lot?

Oh my lord.
Its been a strange night.

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This is a tomato - Mood:Sad
Saturday August 28 20044:56:11 PM |
I throw it at the world.

Im a sad little girl crying in the bathoom mirror,
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This is a sad thing, you and I - Mood:Good
Wednesday August 25 200411:05:07 PM |
This has been a bad summer.
Someone give me words of wisdom.

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If its after 3 a.m. and you`re drunk, do not, I repeat DO NOT leave me a message - Mood:Good
Saturday August 21 20049:56:41 AM |
Even if you might possibly be drunk, just don't do it.

That needs to be the new message on my phone.

Ive been up since 6 am, and now I feel sick.

Boy am I glad Ashlee Simpson doesnt have nose hair.

When I grow up, Im going to get this house with GIANT double doors in my bedroom that open up to the beach, or even a bed outdoors, with billowey curtains and sh*t. Haha, can you hear the kids aren't alright playing in the background already?

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I`d kill you for this deck - Mood:Lovestruck
Thursday August 19 20042:49:34 PM |


I want it sooooo much. I dont think I've wanted anything more in my life.

Me, Justin, Josh, Jeff, ect, were gonna drive out to Long Beach today to go the skatepark, but decided its WAY to f*cking hott to do anything at all, let alone skate, so Im just going to have to kill time until it cools down.

Someone talk to meee....

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Is there anyone you would die for? - Mood:Good
Saturday August 14 200412:44:38 PM |
Who?
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this journal is very important - Mood:Good
Thursday August 12 200411:29:24 AM |
Things Ive dont in the last 5 minutes:
scrathed my nose
inspected my toe (it still hurts)
wondered why Im wearing neon green silk short shorts
stuck a pick up my nose, the scrathed it some more
leaned back
leaned forward
scratched my head


!!!

Thank you.

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moopeymoop - Mood:Good
Thursday August 12 20041:40:48 AM |
my toe hurts


!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHICH ONE OF YOU WHORES ATE ALL THE CHEESEY POOFS?????!!! - Mood:Good
Tuesday August 10 20044:40:06 PM |
WERE PAINTING THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK!!!
Not really. But I do now work at this thrift store now, how trendy is that? I got all this awsome stuff today. I got a top hat, this wwooondefull earrings, and a silver skirt thing. Maybe Ill post pictures later.

Most of the people that come in are women whove been abused and come from like the battered womans shelter. You see alot of stuff there. My new boss is such a bitch, she wouldnt give this like homeless lady 1 dollar off the thing, I ended up paying for it. What a f*cker. Shes all like "Most of the time, I dont really care, Im just like, watever."

THEN WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING WORKING FOR A NON PROFIT ORGANIZATION BITCH??

Anyway.

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thingsssss - Mood:Good
Monday August 09 20041:49:36 PM |
Ive been living in this sh*t town for 10 years, I still cant find the f*cking post office. I got so f*cking lost.

Also, there are like 4 grumpy old men in my living room, and it sounds like theyre in a contest of can yell the f*cking loudest. Its kind of amusing.

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One Day - Mood:Good
Friday August 06 20043:18:41 PM |
One day, I will meet him, the author of Men in Hats, and we will talk of things, and he will say "Oh Yelena, how brilliant and witty and interesting and fun you are, please have my children?" and I will say "Im so glad you asked!" and we will giggle and hold hand and run though fields.

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THE ANSWER WAS SO OBVIOUS - Mood:Good
Tuesday August 03 20045:56:48 PM |
Id been wondering for so long what I want to do with my life. The answer is DUH. Become a big corporate money making machine and screw people over for money. Its not like I like people that much anyway.

>)

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The Boring Thread - Mood:Good
Monday August 02 200411:41:40 PM |
Every once in awhile, YT starts to bore me. So I feel the constant need to make threads about how bored I am. Thats why I declare this, The Boring Thread. Usually, it turns out not so boring. Post whatever the f*ck you want.

We had a fight on the the promenade out in the rain..

She couldnt scream while I held her close, I swore Id never let her go....

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