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What the point of living if you don`t have a dick? - Mood:Good
Friday August 01 20031:04:48 AM |
That gets SO stuck in my head!!! My friend was THE DRUNKEST I've ever seen here tonight, it was GERAT!! Happy Birthday my Amy love.
Sometimes I forget how much I love tattoos, but never for very long. I'm looking at tattoos online and seriously wow. I need Need NEED *NEED* to get some ink done!! Some day soon...
Today! Terrible phone call. *ring* Hello? Hey Brandy...um, when did you give me that package to mail? Umm...Like two-ish weeks ago?...Why? Oh, It's in my trunk, I'll try to mail it tomorrow morning, my bad. You little suck monkey!! That needed to be there no later than Saturday...*grumble* So, um, if Your birthday is on Saturday and you STILL haven't got my present that I bought you in may...yeah, it wasn't on me this time...well, not entirely. :P
Jon Stewart's a man of many hats. (explained later)
I'm not drunk but since I keep telling myself that, I have a feeling I might be...but I still say I'm sober.
Off to smoke. Love ya, see you in five minutes
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You remind me of a poem I can`t remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I`m not sure I`ve ever been to... - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 30 200311:30:52 PM |
My memory is going out. I was hungry, so I walked into the kitchen, got some water, came and sat down at the computer...realized I didn't get anything to eat, got up changed the channel on the tv, put a reminder for Reno-911, drank some water, sat back down at the computer...then I realized I didn't get anything to eat. I got up, went to the kitchen decided what I was going to eat, called my boyfriend back (I was supposed to call at midnight), came back to the computer and sat down...then I realized I didn't get anything to eat.
*sigh*
So I made some coffee and now I'm sitting here again. I've decided eating is too much trouble.
My boyfriends b-day is next Tuesday, I gave him all (but one) of his presents last night. I haven't bought the last one yet, but it'll be supercool...Hopefully.
See, I had a reason I was going to make this journal, but then I got all caught up on my memory thing and now I don't know what I had to say...
*grumble*
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Putterism.... - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 29 20036:02:44 AM |
Okay...As is well known in the YT world, one of the funniest, and most intelligent members (though he keeps a low profile with his low post count, nearly lurking status) is Putterer. Many, many people are ignorant of his magnificence. I come before you, braving your laughter and persecution to bring the wonder that is Putt. He's a psychic mime who uses powers that are normally uncool and mocked to show coolness and do um? good. Yeah, good for YTkind. He braves the taunts others try to throw and always comes back with witty responses...he keeps track of all the cool stuff...

If you want to know more, and join the magic and wonder of Putterism. Please, PM me. Also, voice your support here and now.

Don't miss out on the Fantasticness.

C'mon and you know you think he's sexy...

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Sometimes, I fantasize about Putterererer... - Mood:Good
Monday July 28 200311:16:26 PM |
Can't you just picture him in one of those green visors, wearing the button-up striped shirt with rolled up sleeves, greenish-brown twill pants...a mad glint in his beautiful eyes, in a musty basement keeping track of all the history of YT. Taking down names, keeping track of birthdays, anniversaries, newsletters, funnies, motw's...he's the YT Historian. Sometimes, I think he's the backbone that keeps YT running...silently he takes notes, makes lists, keeps track of it all and makes sure it runs smoothly. I mean, I know that's not really what he does...he's not all-seeing and ever watchful like Buddy or anything...but still...If Buddy were the YT God, Putterer would be the Holy Ghost...Trav (though he'd refuse the comparison...adamantly) would be the YT Jesu
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I have a crick in my neck... - Mood:Good
Friday July 25 20031:23:46 AM |
I'm in the BEST mood! I don't have to work until 5pm on Saturday! That's nearly two days off! :D woohoo. Jon Stewart's sexy. (sorry, the daily show is on...and yummy) I've had 11 shots of espresso and 10 cups of coffee in the past 16 hours and I'm still so tired. It's sad. My caffeine tolerence has gotten to the point of absurdity. I'm not actually in the mood to be on the computer, but I'm not in the mood to be alone either...I miss The Boy. That makes me feel so girly and cheesy...but I can't (no matter how badly I wanst to) help it. It's weird seven weeks ago when he was the creepy stalker boy, I'd've never believed he'd by my boyfriend...and I'd care for him so much in such a short amount of time. I lost ANOTHER pair of Cons this week. I don't know where they disappear to...I think there's a shoe gremlin living in my garage...I didn't really like Gremlins 2. As far as sequels go, it was worse than average. Which reminds me, I'm going to see Bad Boys 2 tomorrow.
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STOP!! Thief! - Mood:Good
Thursday July 24 200312:08:51 AM |
I like to steal pens. I steal them from everywhere I go. Never ones for sale, just the ones by the cash register or in the coffee cup on the desk...or the open purse on the table, or the backpack of the sleeping kid on the bus...I have so many pens, I couldn't count them all if I tried, seriously. I did try once, but then I got distracted because Possum Kingdom came on the radio and I really like that song so I started singing along "I can promise you...You'll stay as beautiful. With dark hair...And soft skin...forever....Forever.
Make up your mind
Make up your mind
And I'll promise you
I will treat you well
My sweet angel
So help me, Jesus"
Damn, that's such a great song...seriously, it's one of my five favorite songs EVER! In the History of music. Isn't it weird how sometimes songs just have that effect on you? Wow. Another song that gets to me like that...Let It Be. "When the broken hearted people Living in the world agree...There will be an answer, let it be.
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If I had a subject, this is where it`d be... - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 23 200312:43:12 AM |
My computer is f*cked!
But anyway...
Trips...Wil Wheaton said bad-assery on July 16th...that's nearly a week before I first heard you say something similar...what was that phrase you used? something similar anyway...

My boyfriend is so sexy and I love him more than anything else in the world!!!!

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Rambling!!! Madness!!! - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 22 20031:22:00 AM |
I'm hungry. Keanu Reeves is the second best bad actor ever. Brownie Bottom Banana pie is delicious. I like to drink coffee. I don't have to work tomorrow. Johnny Lee Miller is hot. I miss The Boy. My pepsi's really far away and that makes me sad. I'm wearing crazy sandals that have leopard print and are totally not my style. It's a RARE occaision where I've chosen substance over style. Sometimes, I'm a complete contradiction. I've nearly stopped lying to myself; still there are some truths I just can't accept. When a person is taken it makes it easier to flirt with them because you don't have to worry if it will end up going somewhere. Running into old friends at their work is uncomfortable, especially when they start yelling at you for sh*t that happened two years ago. I have 26 candles in my bedroom and one lamp with a burnt out bulb, but yet, I always use a flashlight. Whenever you leave someone you love, tell them that you love them.

I love you.

*missin' the g-funk*

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Why wouldn`t you call your girlfriend on a Saturday night?! - Mood:Good
Sunday July 20 20031:17:29 AM |
Seriously, the Boy is in trouble when next we speak. I doubt I'll be able to stay truly mad (because I miss him and am sad that he has a three day weekend and I work 30 hours, so we get to spend NO time together...)

Anyway.

I'm so tired. But it's that kind of tired where you can't sleep...tsk. It totally sucks.

I may have to change my profile at some point, putt is just far too adorable and distracting, I was all irritated, now I'm just like "aaawww" :D

I cut six inches off of my hair. It's sad. It feels so short now...I'm in the mood for Cake (the band not the food, I don't like cake...)
I've never seen Cake in concert...have you? Do you know if they put on a good show?

Okay, Now that I'm able to save up a little money, I have an important Question. Should I be saving towrards buying a car or Kiss/Aerosmith Tickets? The Show is the week after my b-day so I *do* have a slight hope of getting it as a present...

What would you do with your savings?

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now the olny evil gremlin inside me is the one living in my heart, where it belongs - Mood:Good
Thursday July 17 20031:22:29 AM |
Perhaps my longest journal title ever. And perhaps one of the funniest things Ed Helms has ever said. Aaah, I love the daily show. :D

AIM has died yet again, I'd really thought with broadband and a new computer, AIM would stop it's vicious games with my heart, but it would seem that was naive on my part.

How cool is this, tomorrow night (tonight, technically) The Boy and I are going to ... THE DRIVE-IN! :D I haven't been in SO long! It's gonna rock. I'm still at a loss for what to get him for his birthday...

Mr. Bean and Tony Blair went to school together. "When we were in school he was a few years older than me...In fact, he still is." Ahh, Rowan Atkinson. He's a funny guy.

My auntie made me chocolate chip cookies, and that proves that I'm the luckiest girl ever. No matter how good any cookie you've EVER had was, it's not as good as the worst cookie my aunt's ever made. She's a goddess...

Okay, that's all for now, but not forever. :P

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I`m overusing asterisks! *** - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 16 20031:05:24 AM |
I've made a journal EVERY day for over a week! :D Wow. I haven't done that in a LONG time! I like using caps to emphasize stuff...I say it like that too. :) I'm in such a good mood. I've had the Violent Femmes in my head all freakin' day. It's starting to hurt. (it = my head) Damn, there was a reason I was making this journal...Hmm...I forgot it now.

Okay, my boyfriends b-day is in less than three weeks-ish. What should I get him? How much should I spend? By that time we'll have only been dating for a little over two months and have been official for about 6(?) weeks...I forget when we became a "couple" rather than two people who liked to be at the same place at the same time...

Damn, I really did have another point.

Oh well.

Today, I only drank 5 cups of coffee all day!!!

The daily show is on...:D Yay!
Jon Stewart's sexy.

OH!! Putt's birthdays in less than three weeks too! Hmm...

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Nothing satisfies but I`m getting close... - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 15 20031:13:31 AM |
closer to the prize at the end of the rope. I love Portishead...yeah, I know the lyric is Foo Fighters, but that has nothing to do with my love for Portishead. Beaker! The Boy says he thought you were cool before, but since he didn't know you existed, he only realized it last night.

Okay, now on to the fun stuff...So today, I was happy because I had the day off. :D I woke up around 1:30 this afternoon, ate some watched some tv, prank called an old friend to say hello then I decided to erase my caller ID. I saw that my place of employment had called at 11 AM...My shift started at 10:30 and I was already a half hour late then...By the time I got to work, I was just about five hours late. How cool am I? If anyone knows a good tutorial on how to read a schedule, I'd appreciate it.

Okay, that's all for now kiddies.
Oh! One last thing...if you were invisible for 24 hours, but you can't steal stuff (or defy the laws of physics) what would you do? What *would* you do?

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24 Hours of Yay! then Grumble! Really wears a person out. - Mood:Good
Monday July 14 20034:06:26 AM |
Today was a great and crappy day. Since I went to bed 'round 6 yesterday morning.
High/LowLights
High: I feel asleep quickly...Low: I had nightmares and woke up every 45 minutes or so for the 4 hours I tried to sleep
High: My aunt took me out to breakfast...Low: I haven't eaten since and am getting really hungry
High: went out with the boy(friend) Low: Didn't get to see a movie and bar drinks are WAY too watered down
High: I feel asleep happy and in my boy(friends) arms (at his friends house, where we went to play video games and listen to bitching about how much girls suck) Low: Now I'm awake and irritated and have nothing can't sleep because boys are dumb...when it comes to playing video games in the middle of the night...

Okay, that's it. :D I wanted to be annoying and complainy. Did it work?

(P.S. he said "I love you" and I said "Baby, you so rock *kiss*" Better than giggling and poking him in the eye, you think?)

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Simon, God of Hair-do`s... - Mood:Good
Sunday July 13 20031:44:39 AM |
Could kick Jeff the God of Biscuits ASS!! :D

"You say 'erbs' and we say 'Herbs' because there's a f*cking H in it"

I'm drunk and watching Eddie Izzard!! LIFE IS PERFECT!!

Work sucks, I know, But I know you'll be at my show. Watching and waiting, comiserating. :D Blink. Wow.

I decided today that I will NOT live in America my whole life...Just in case you were wondering.

Pepsi is good. I need to go to bed, but I'm in the mood to conversate! CONVERSATE WITH ME BITCH! :D

Missin the G-funk...

She was feelin' my style, feelin' my flow <<<STUCK in my head :(

Holy MonkeyBone am I tired *big yawn*

Love and Lollipops!!!

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Okay, so I was talking to this hooker today... - Mood:Good
Saturday July 12 20031:37:44 AM |
I feel really sad. Which sucks, because I've actually been happy for like two whole weeks. I don't know why I'm sad. It's like depression-y almost. Grumble. My boyfriend said "I love...you, holding you...you give the greatest hugs" I laughed at him and poked him in the eye...It was awkward. Then the married guy was being extra flirtious tonight and teasing me about since we're both with someone, if we slept together it'd cancel eachother out and wouldn't count as cheating...and he's so Hot I nearly wanted to take him seriously...maybe I'm just sad because I'm hungry and NEED to get some f*ckin sleep.

Anyway. Don't complain about my rambling and bitching, it's my journal and I can be as immature as I want to be. SO :P

Oh, but yeah, I was talking to this hooker at the bus stop and she was crying. She'd finally stopped doing drugs and realized she's slept with over 3,000 men. None of whom ever cared about her at all.

Maybe that's why I'm sad...

Missin my g-funk.

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I need someone, a person to talk to - Mood:Good
Friday July 11 200312:36:57 AM |
Someone who'd care to love,
Could it be you? Could it be yo-ou?
Violent Femmes and the Godfather pt. II! Life is sweet baby!
I get to keep my computer for about two more weeks...it goes away eventually, but I have a reprive! :P
Have I ever mentioned that my boyfriend is AWESOME? No? Well, I should've because he is freakin' great. I'm so girly around him though, it'd totally make you sick. :D

I take one one one 'cause you left me
And two two two for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for my headaches
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 7 for no tomorrow
And 8 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
And 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything

Damn, I love that song.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow (uh-oh, it's starting) but I guess I have to. I don't like closing alone...

ooooh-la-la-la <fugees

I miss my G-funk.

Erm, I guess that's enough rambling...for NOW! mwahahaha..ha

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It costs $2 Million to make ONE episode of the Simpsons! - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 09 200311:28:50 PM |
Good morning sunshines...Just got home from picking the boys up at the bar. They had lots of fun and I'm very jealous. Coffee wasn't nearly as fun as usual...
There's a 99% chance after Friday I'm not goinng ot have a computer anymore (long story, no urge to explain) So, um...Hopefully this will be unneccessary but if I disappear for a month or so, yeah, that's why...just trust that I miss you.

Off to bed soon. Don't know why I keep making journals a half-hour before I want to go to sleep...bad habit.

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Now More Pointless Than Ever Before... - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 09 20031:13:28 AM |
My boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are going out to a bar together tomorrow night...shady business I tell ya.
Not PG-13but damned funny...not neccisarily X-rated or anything either....
Anyway, I'm so tired. Today, I closed at work ALONE for the first time and realized I suck at my job. I didn't finish everything...AND I was Late to work to top it off...tsk. Hope I don't get fired.

Erm, The Daily Show's on..so I gotta go.

Sheady! I'd move to England and start a band with you ANY day, lotto winnings or not! *sorry I keep missing you...Miss You*

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HoodRat, HoodRat, HoochieMama - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 08 200312:35:42 AM |
Today! Today rocked. I have to go to work tomorrow and that sucks. I don't like working. I wish I could get paid for doing not much of anything...or nothing at all. That's why I play the lottery baby. Eventually, I have to win powerball, right? So, when I win the lottery, what kind of present do you want?
My hat tonight (that I'm wearing) says 'Hoochie Mama' on it. It's a loaner though, I'm not really a hoochie, just sometimes on Monday nights to break up the good girl monotany (sp?)...
I ate a hot dog today, and I ate one yesterday. I think I may turn into a hotdog if this trend keeps up for much longer...
I realized I can get into YT chat on this computer, but no one is there. It's kinda sad...but not really.
Um..hm..two hundred more characters to go...don't think I can make it.
OH!! I kicked ass at cards tonight, won $18 from some silly boys and their even sillier girlfriends. It was beyond freaking cool...

Don't forget to tell me what you want when I win the lottery!

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Once upon a time - Mood:Good
Monday July 07 200312:29:54 AM |
In the merry old land of Oz there was a flying monkey who ate all my freakin' white chedder cheetos. Dude, I was pissed. I mean I was really in the mood to get my snack on.

I changed computers without getting everything off the other one first. *sigh* And it's frustrating.

But this profile theme makes me smile...Putterererrer is just the CUTEST thing ever. :D

You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

my boyfriend asked if I wanted to wear his ring. :P How old school is that? I thought it was sweet, but I told him it's too soon.

Beakity, if you read this...I don't know how many stalkers I'm allowed, but I think Kosh is a bit young to start stalking random chicks...

OH!! And as of now...AIM is working. Hit me up, yo. :P

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Official beat up an English person day - Mood:Good
Saturday July 05 20031:36:20 AM |
Ahh, there are so many reasons to kick Trips ass...but damn I still love the kid. :)
So...I guess I haven't updated my life in awhile. I have a different job now, I work in the deli at Safeway. Fun. :D Remember that stalker I had? Well, he's my boyfriend now...That's a good thing though. He's a sweet guy, really and truly. I've been having a GREAT time these days maybe that's why I've spent so much time away from YT...probably not. I have broadband now...but no AIM. It's very sad. I miss AIM. And I miss Putterererer.....I miss other YT'ers too, but none so much as my Putterer...My cousin turned 21 on Tuesday, it was great. 21st Birthdays are the best birthdays ever. I'd cry no matter how Trips died. Even if I killed him. And that's FINAL.

I have a headache and this journal makes no sense. So now I'm ending it...

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I`m a terrible person!!! - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 02 20038:40:13 PM |
Captain Trips, I love you, I didn't forget your birthday. It's just a day late and a buck short. I'll call you later. Have fun stay out of trouble...I'll call you later, don't call me. All will be explianed. Love and Love and Love and kisses to my MisterTrips!!!

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I hate myself and want to die - Mood:Good
Wednesday June 25 200311:45:15 PM |
I miss Nirvana (the title is from a Nirvana song...on the Beavis and Butthead experience) but I am Totally hating on myself today...Not in a suicide way, but in a damn you Al, why the f*ck do you have to be a terrible, mean person...:( ANYWAY. I have a new job, it pays less than the old job, but sucks less too
Erm, uh. Yeah, I guess that's all I really have to say. If you want to hear me bitch about my boy problem and beg you for advice you should totally IM me...

Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe.
Meatloaf Sandwich.

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Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is f*ck*ng spectacular! - Mood:Good
Sunday June 22 200312:49:16 AM |
Shoes. That's my entire existence summed up quick-like in ONE word. Sad, ain't it? Hell no it ain't sad! Shoes kick ass! My ex-boyfriend (who I spend WAY too much time with these days) is GIVING me his computer!! I'll get to burn CDs and it has a scanner...and um, yeah. What's that got to do with shoes? Well, I was sitting around talking about shoes to his mom and he came into the room and asked if she (his mom) knew anyone who wanted to buy his old computer. Lisa (his mom) said, Why don't you give it to Al? Her computer's so old...and it'd be so nice of you. You did forget her 20th birthday entirely. And PLA-DOW! I gots me a new computer. Tomorrow, I have a job interview and if I get it, I'm buying some new shoes. Jay and Silent Bob are ruining my life. Warped Tour is tomorrow and today my stalker is hanging out with my cousin...and they called 26 TIMES!!! Damn Stalking bitches. Snootch.

Anyway. Yay!!! WARPED TOUR BABY!

Damn, I had one more thing to say... I forgot.

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Father, what is suffering? - Mood:Good
Friday June 20 200311:41:28 PM |
I'm tired and my tummy hurts. I'm drunk and sad..The concert was good, but cold and rainy...I fell asleep during it. :) Fiddlers Green is too sleepy of a place for me, this is the second time I've done that. Maybe I just smoke too much weed. Today is my cousins 22nd birthday. He's in prison and it makes me so sad, more than anything in the world I wish he were here with me right now. How do I tell this boy that I need more space and I cant' hang out with him everyday, no matter how nice he is and often he compliments me? I know I should just tell him but he's so depressed and whatnot. oh well...have I told you guys lately that I love you? No? oh, that's probably because I don't :P Bwhqaha. I like being evil. Though that was more mean than evil. I really do feel like I'm going to be sick.
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