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Birthday:9/23/1981 (33 Years Old)
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Occupation: Professional flower girl for celebrity weddings
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Move to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die... - Mood:Good
Monday April 11 20053:32:16 PM |
It's weird how much our goals change over the years...

When I was 12 (and until I was 16) I was madly in love with my best friend. Surprisingly it never caused any weirdness...well, not much. Just some awkward moments that any two friends of opposite genders have when they're teenagers.

Anyway. The point of this is, I haven't seen him in about three years and I ran into him the other day. I was so excited. We exchanged numbers and made promises to call...so hopefully, I'll have my besest friend back again. Which would be the awesomest.

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It smells like shoe polish in here - Mood:Good
Monday April 04 200511:29:32 PM |
I'm in the mood to get drunk. Not just have a few drinks like I normally due on any given Monday night, but just get f*cked up. Falling over, hitting on my boyfriend's brother drunk. It's a really weird urge. I just can't seem to shake it...I can't even attempt it though because I have to be at work at 7 in the morning, which means I have to catch the bus at 6:33, which means I have to be up no later than 5:30 to get ready in time. Suck.

Sometimes I hate having a job, but I've yet to figure out a way to become independently wealthy without actually doing anything.

I considered marrying an old rich man and waiting for him to die and having the old man hire The Boy as my "Spiritual Advisor" so he could still live with me and spend lots of time alone with me and then if the old man hears me screaming "Oh, God!!" He won't get suspicious, since ya know, we're suppposed to be talking about God.

Meh. I'm sure I'll think of something eventually.

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Tell `em Large Marge sent ya!!! Ahahahaha!!! - Mood:Good
Saturday April 02 20054:51:22 AM |
Today we went to the video game store...mainly so my boyfriend could drool over the box for Doom3, but I bought stuff for me there!!! What did I buy you ask? Japanese Horror Movies! Yay!! At least I didn't buy any anime...this time.

We're probably going to buy our TV tomorrow, I just don't know how we're going to get it home. It's HUGE! (other stuff I've bought lately: new shoes and a vaccuum)

I'm almost out of Easter candy and it's so very sad. What on earth will I do without Snickers Eggs? They're my life's blood.

I'm going to put in Die Hard when I'm done typing, it's such a wonderful movie to fall asleep to. Bruce Willis gives me nice dreams...

OH!! And this Sunday I made my very own ham! It came out so yummy. Everyone in my family loved it. It was the first one I'd done by myself. I scored it and added cloves and I made a brown sugar and honey glaze. It was so very good. Yay me!

So...what's new in your life YT?

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I don`t need anything except this...Just this ashtray. And this paddle ball game. - Mood:Good
Friday March 25 20052:09:14 AM |
I've had green day stuck in my head all day...but only one line. Subliminal mindf*ck America. That's not a good lyric to have in your head at work...but it was better than than a couple days ago. I had Sublimes "Caress me down" and I kept walking around going "uuuuhh, that's that lovin' sound". Ahh, good times.

I want to buy a new TV. I'm very excited about it. Tax return season is so fun. I'm also thinking about buying a new vaccuum. But the one I was planning on has gotten pretty much nothing but bad reviews on the sites I've found it reviewed on...chiefly Amazon. We'll see how it all turns out.

But, people of YT, I need your help. How does one go about cooking a ham? Do I buy a precooked one at the store or is that cheating? Do I use any kind of rub or marinade? (I was thinking brown sugary/mapely would be yummy) Should I wait to ask these kinds of things until I actually go buy the ham?

I don't know if I'm cut out to be domestic.

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Why is mankind here, you ask? - Mood:Good
Wednesday March 23 20051:44:45 AM |
Where else should we be?
I love Terry Pratchett.

Anyway.
I have a sore throat and my neck hurts...hopefully the two aren't related. I fear if they are, my head may fall off.

I seem to be obsessed with buying movies lately. I need to find something else to buy. I think I'll buy some shoes...later, I'll post pictures of shoes to get other people's opinions on which I should buy.

I forgot how cool this profile is. It's one of my all time favorites.

I think I'll make another theme before I go to bed that should entertain me for awhile.

How's work been? How kind of you to ask. It's actually pretty good, overall. I work with a few idiots, but cool people still outnumber them. So, that's good...

Ummm...I can't think of anything else interesting.

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We`ll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. - Mood:Good
Tuesday March 15 200512:38:14 AM |
The movie my journal title is from, is in my opinion, one of the stupidest movie titles ever. But overall, a decent movie...

What flavors does green jello come in? I want to make jello shots for st. patty's day, but Lime just doesn't sound very yummy to me...If I added green food coloring to yummy flavors they wouldn't stay green. I'm being tortured here!!

On the theme of this Thursday...I'm going to a party with lots of people I don't know and without my boyfriend. I'm having minor bouts of anxiety and making up reasons I shouldn't go. More proof that I'm the suckiest suck ever. When did I get so shy? It's craziness I tell ya.

Two new work shirts cost me $35!! While that may not be a whole lot if you work in an office or a bank, I'd like to remind you that I work in a freakin' restaurant and the shirts are from the "company"!! It made my bank account sad...

Speaking of reasons why my bank acct. is sad:

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We`ll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. - Mood:Good
Tuesday March 15 200512:38:14 AM |
The movie my journal title is from, is in my opinion, one of the stupidest movie titles ever. But overall, a decent movie...

What flavors does green jello come in? I want to make jello shots for st. patty's day, but Lime just doesn't sound very yummy to me...If I added green food coloring to yummy flavors they wouldn't stay green. I'm being tortured here!!

On the theme of this Thursday...I'm going to a party with lots of people I don't know and without my boyfriend. I'm having minor bouts of anxiety and making up reasons I shouldn't go. More proof that I'm the suckiest suck ever. When did I get so shy? It's craziness I tell ya.

Two new work shirts cost me $35!! While that may not be a whole lot if you work in an office or a bank, I'd like to remind you that I work in a freakin' restaurant and the shirts are from the "company"!! It made my bank account sad...

Speaking of reasons why my bank acct. is sad:

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There is no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "meat pie". And meat... is an anogram... of team - Mood:Good
Tuesday March 08 20054:27:44 AM |
I wasn't going to use a quote, just because there seemed to be way to much quote guessing going on, then I remembered, I don't care.

I had the bestest weekend that I've had in a very long time. I went to the movies, twice. (Finding Neverland is Great...Born into Brothels was very lacking and disappointing). I hung out with friends and family, drank coffee (even though I gave it up for lent) and ate yummy steak.

But most importantly, I didn't have to work at all!!!

So very nice.

Jon Stewart is hot.

I forgot to watch RobotChicken last night on AdultSwim and hadn't realized it until right now. Which is just more proof of what a great weekend it was...The lowpoint was my forgetting to watch a TV show.

Anyway. I have to get up for work in about 4 and a half hours, but I think I'm going to have a bowl of cereal first.

What's your favorite way to procrastinate?

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Maybe I should just go see Million Dollar Baby - Mood:Good
Monday February 28 200512:06:21 AM |
But I won't. I don't like Hillary Swank or boxing. This movie holds nothing for me, but it did seem to do pretty good at the Oscars.

Anyway...If you've ever thought to yourself, "Gee, I'd really like to buy Wonder a present. She's so cool and funny, but what would I get such an amazing person?"
I have the answer to your dilemma my friend!!!
BUY ME THIS!!!


What did I do this weekend? I had Christmas with The Boy's family. It was fun. No super cool presents for either of us, but that's okay.
And today we saw Cursed (mostly suck, but Ricci's hot) and went to The Boy's brother's hockey game. Hockey is the best sport ever.

And that's about it. Not too much goin' on. But it's been fun.

So, how was your weekend?

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Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon - Mood:Good
Saturday February 26 200512:48:39 AM |
I just noticed how cool my profile theme is!!! Yay!

I have to wake up in about seven hours. Which really isn't all that bad. I've been awake since six this morning, so it feels really late to me right now...Plus I'm sick. Stupid neverending cold. I've been sick off and on since October. I think I might have some kind of allergy to something in my house or work that's making me sick. (I moved out of my mom's house this past October...)

Meh, Anyway.

I have nothing really to say...I just felt like making a journal for no good reason.

Oh, I got my taxes done today. I was disappointed in my return, but it's better than having to pay.

Today, The Boy bought an XBox. Now I have to buy a few games for myself to play on it. That's gonna be fun...

Well, I guess that's it for now...other than the ramblings that are sure to follow...for now I have to go blow my nose again. *ugh*

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I`ve never - Mood:Good
Tuesday February 22 200512:12:15 AM |
I've never is one of my all time favorite drinking games I've ever played...I'm in the mood to play right now...

But no one is here and I have to get up early for work tomorrow, so I can't really drink tonight...

It's a sad world I live in.

For those that don't know how to play...everyone has a drink (or shot) and one person starts by saying "I've never...*insert statement*" For example,

I've never cheated on a test.

Everyone who has cheated would have to drink...

As the game goes on (by the third person usually) it usually gets sexual.

I've never had sex in front of another person (who was awake )

It's a fun game, and particuarly fun to see all the crazy things your friends have done...

Anyway...

What have you never?

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If this world were to end, there would only be you... and him... and no one else - Mood:Happy
Friday February 18 200512:20:02 AM |
I finally bought the Boy a Valentine's Day present! He received Saw on DVD. He was happy.

Our present to each other was a party on Saturday night, with all of our closest friends!! Except none of my friends showed (well, my cousin, but she doesn't count). It was still fun all the same, as I love his friends...but you know. It just wasn't the same.

lalala...

I tried to do a quiz earlier and it said it already existed and I lost all of the stuff I did for it and I was very, very upset...for all of thirty-five seconds. But now you will never get to know what your relationship would've been with me in high school.

Hmmm...I thought I had a better reason for this journal, but I don't.

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I had a dream last night... - Mood:Good
Thursday February 17 20051:30:33 PM |
I love the Romeo and Juliet Sndtk...but this is really about a dream. It was my first YT dream in about a year (if we don't count the Putterer dreams)

I was downtown, eating a subway sandwich and TravBowman walks up, with my mouth full I jump up to hug him and start to say "I didn't know you were going to be in town!" but instead I spit my food all over him. We laugh and he cleans up then we go to Common Grounds and are talking about all-star weekend (the reason he was here) and he tells me other YT'ers are here too, but I have to find them myself. We agree to meet later for dinner at Bastians (a restaurant). He leaves me with a list of really cryptic clues (none of which I remember, but they were really creepy) and I start my search. In the dream, I have a vespa that's black with red flames (it rides more like a harley than a vespa, yay dreams!) and I start searching the city.

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Please...help - Mood:Good
Wednesday February 09 200511:07:13 PM |
I don't remember how to write a resume!!

And I just realized, even when I do finish this it doesn't really matter because I have no skills worth putting on a resume anyway! Help.

Please. How do I start? What is my career objective if I don't know? Do you have a resume that I can look at to get ideas?

I tried looking up samples, but every site I've checked is just trying to sell me software...and not helping at all...

Sigh.

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You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. - Mood:Good
Tuesday February 08 20059:02:12 PM |
I am in such a good mood. I love Tuesdays!!!

Today's weird bus adventure: I get to the stop, there's a older lady (early 50's) in a red parka who scolds me for not being dressed for the weather. We get on the bus and that pretty much ends the conversation. I get off at my stop, which also happens to be her stop...We both walk in the same direction. I cross against the light (just because I'm that cool and traffic parts for me like the Red Sea...yeah, the Red Sea parts for me too...my friends in HS called me Mama Moses) and she follows. I start walking across the parking lot that I live on the other side of and she stays about two feet behind me the whole way. I finally get to the little complex I live in and she just suddenly turns and starts walking back the way we came. It was weird. The whole time she was behind me, I kept having absurd thoughts about getting jumped by an old lady in a Red Parka.

So...how was your day?

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Monkey`s can climb trees and open windows...I know because they`ve broken in again. Why must they always steal my underwear? - Mood:Mischievous
Monday February 07 20058:44:08 PM |
After such a long title, you'd think I'd have something worth getting your attention for, but I don't.

I'm just being whiny. Once, I had a friend. She was wonderful. Quite possibly my true soul mate, but I let drama and bullsh*t get in the way and stopped talking to her. And now I miss her so much I feel like crying sometimes. Really. It's weird because I have a wonderful boyfriend who's become my best friend and a few other friends who are pretty decent, but nothing compares to (my memory of) her.

*sigh*

I'm going for a job interview-type-thing on Thursday...which is weird because I actually really like my current job. But this one pays more...and is far less interesting. It's going to be a tough decision if they actually offer me a position.

On the upside, I'm having a party this Saturday night. I'm looking forward to it, I really need to get drunk.

Booze can solve my problems...Right?

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Bite the Curb - Mood:Ecstatic
Monday January 31 200511:57:24 PM |
Bow bitches! I'm talking to Trips!

He has sexy debate fantasies...*swoon*

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Just my own naked self and the stars breathing down, it`s beautiful - Mood:Good
Thursday January 27 20056:11:43 PM |
I wish someone would leave me roses by the stairs. It'd be wonderful to get home from a hard days work, knowing all you're coming home to is cleaning and making dinner to find roses (even one rose, hell a frickin' daisy) just lying on the ground with your name on them. No card to say "To my beautiful rose" or some other cliche that flowers seem to bring out in people (like "I love you" which isn't a cliche, but people need to remember to say it all the time, not just on cards signed by the flowershop girl in your name). It would make me smile...But lots of things make me smile, so I guess I don't really need the roses. What I could totally use is a way to get Blink-182 out of my head...Stupid radio.
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You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you - Mood:Good
Thursday December 30 20049:59:12 PM |
My coffee mug says "By Appointment to His Majesty The King of Sweden" in gold leaf with a crest over it...it's awesomely sweet.

I have an odd urge to scream ... or cry. But I'm neither upset of sad. I do want a cigarette. Maybe I'm just frustrating myself by not smoking, rather than being good and not smoking too much like I have been.
People always tell me smoking is bad for me, but I think not smoking is worse. I get tense and irritable and snappy and I bite my nails and drink even more coffee...mmm...coffee.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow or ever again. I want to instantly be rich without having to work for it...though being rich would probably be very bad for me. I'd probably end up owning a house just to house my clothes. I'd be the disgusting kind of rich person that I hate...more likely I'd just get really lazy and drink a lot.

I'm going to go make coffee and get something to drink right now...then I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. yay me!

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There`s obviously something wrong with him. He`s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he`s crying - Mood:Happy
Wednesday December 29 20042:12:11 AM |
On June 6th 2006, I will officially be a Mrs.

It seems like a long way off...but it seems too soon as well. It's a weird feeling. Anyway.

How was your holiday? I haven't been around much lately. So busy, so tired. For not having an important job I sure have to be there alot...

I've been reading again, which makes me happy. I hadn't realized how much I missed words. I'm still not writing, but that's okay...I'm not talented anyway. Speaking of which, I have a stack of Christmas cards on my dining room table. I keep forgetting to take them with me when I leave the apartment, if I were smarter I'd put them in my purse, but I forget my purse 8 out of 10 times anyway...So, if you haven't gotten a card yet, that's why...or it's because you live really far away. I did mail out some, but I don't remember whose...

*yawns* So tired.

Oh!!! I finally got to talk to Trips. I'd missed him so much. He's awesome...

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there`s good news and there`s bad news... - Mood:Good
Tuesday December 14 20049:28:52 PM |
I got a card from Tamahau today!!! It's only postmarked on the 12th but I got it today! How cool is that???? And it was officially pimped, so none of you are worthy of seeing it ( besides I don't have a scanner or camera )

More good news. I went grocery shopping, five bags, four definite meals, cost: $19.93!!! I'm the best shopper ever.

Bad News. I only have ONE day off from now until christmas...I can't imagine how tired I'm going to be by Christmas Eve (plus I have like six parties to go to AND I'm making the enchiladas for xmas dinner)

On the most serious note, my aunt has cancer. She's going in on Thursday to have the first surgery. They're going to remove part of her kidney and are hoping not to have to remove any of her bladder. She's in high spirits (her doctor is Japanese and she said "Yeah, my scars gonna be slanted" It's kinda offensive, but she's 80 and it's funny when she says it), so I'm not worried. Just sending my love.

Any news from you

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Eric is pregnant! ... He`s gonna be a soccer player! Yes, he is! - Mood:Good
Tuesday December 14 20042:04:23 AM |
*sigh* I hate being a mom.
And I don't even have kids, just a 25 year old BOYfriend...

No, seriously though. I have to pack his lunch (or he'll not take anything and eat just soup), Iron his shirt for work (or he'll wear it wrinkled and get sent home to change, again, maybe written up), Clean up after him (he won't do it, I've tried asking, writing notes, not doing it, screaming...)

But still I love him. He's sleeping now...that just reminds me I have to set the alarm to wake him up in the morning...

My tummy aches. And I want a soda. But I have to go to bed.

I've been having so much trouble waking up lately. All I want to do is sleep. Like 61 hours a day...I think it's the depression (I'm assuming I'm clinically depressed, meh?) But it sucks because all this week I have to be at work at 7 am. I hate working that early...

Um...anyway.
What do you want for Christmas? (not from me, I'm a broke little kid that can't even afford to send you my love)

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We`re you gonna do sex to my dead body? - Mood:Happy
Friday December 10 20044:01:56 AM |
I've decided to get myself a tattoo for christmas (I won't get it until January, but it's still a present) I want the celtic tree of life, but I don't know how traditional I want to go...




The bottom one isn't a tree of life...just a celtic tree...

So, which do you like best?

Oh, and I have to wake up for work in two and a half hours...should I even bother going to bed?

Nah, I didn't think so either.

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I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child`s play compared to what surely awaited me. - Mood:Shocked
Wednesday December 08 20041:26:47 AM |
I'm in the oddest mood tonight.

First, I'm relieved. I wasn't fired from my job, in fact I worked today...and I got a raise. Not the raise that I was originally slated to get, but still, I can use every little bit.

Second, I'm excited. I've been filling out Christmas cards all night. I *love* the holidays. They're so much fun. Though, my living room is littered with pens, scraps of paper with addresses scrawled on them, envelopes and candy canes. I kinda like it like that...

Third, I'm disappointed. I thought The Boy would be more excited about sending out xmas cards as a couple, but he's not contributed much. (He did get everyone in his family's addresses for me...)

Fourth, I'm a weird mix between hungry, tired, and lustful. I can't say 'horny' because it's not an "I need to get laid" kinda thing. It's weird and I couldn't explain it without being far too graphic...And giggling.

Being graphic always makes me giggle.

I'm also in the mood to tell secrets...

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As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush - Mood:Good
Monday December 06 20045:14:41 AM |
My journal from earlier disappeared. I think I erased it accidentally.

I have an odd urge to eat lots of candy, get naked and sing really loud and off key. And jump on the bed. But not while I'm naked...I don't have a good body for jumping while naked. I do have good hair for jumping though. It's very bouncy. Which is funny, because the fat on my body is TOO bouncy.

Awesome.

I'm so good at covering up being all sad and depressed. No one asked why I was upset. I said I had PMS...totally worked. I don't know why I don't want to talk about anything that's bothering me...I do at this time of night. Right now, I'd *love* someone to ask why I've been so upset. Not that I could give any kind of answer that made sense to me...

So, Six YT'ers are going to get limited edition hand written short stories with their christmas cards. I'm debating on whether or not to make it a serial, or one story per card. We'll see.

So, if I don't have your address, PM me quick! There goin fast!

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