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Birthday:9/23/1981 (34 Years Old)
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Occupation: Professional flower girl for celebrity weddings
Marital Status: (Decline to State)
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: Billy Madison
Fav. TV Show: The Daily Show
Fav. Book: If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
Fav. Song: Dumb- Nirvana
Fav. Food: Chubby`s Chili Cheese Fries
Fav. Car: The bus is just fine
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Oh, a writer. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. - Mood:Good
Sunday August 14 20054:01:40 AM |
I used to think R.L. Stine was a psuedonym because of Wheel of know RSTLNE (I don't think Wheel of Fortune gives you the L but in my head, that's the way it goes in my head)

I have the worst headache ever.
Not a migraine, but just barely below that. I don't count migraines in the regular headache category because they're so much worse than any headache could dream to ever be. They're the supervillians of my world. Headaches are just petty criminals Batman doesn't even bother concerning himself with.

I really loved the new Batman movie.
It was just freakin' awesome all the way around.
And for the first time I could see what everyone was talking about with the whole Christian Bale being hot thing...not that he wasn't *kinda* hot in American Psycho, it's just Batman is way more my type.

So, what superhero would you wanna do it with?

I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to do when I grow up. It's no fun kids. I tell ya.

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Talking about love is like dancing about architecture - Mood:Good
Saturday August 13 20053:25:25 AM |
I'm really, really in the mood to talk on the phone. It's a weird teenage urge...sometimes it sucks being grown-up. I can't call my friends and talk about crushes and how stupid everything is...because I don't have crushes. And most stuff isn't stupid. And I don't have any friends. Well, I do, but none that want to talk to me at one in the morning.


I'm kinda hungry but I don't really feel like eating.

Or watching TV. I know that wouldn't make me less hungry, but I recorded some stuff that I should be watching.

Or I could clean my house.
But that's not very likely.

Hmmm...Maybe I can just make prank phone calls.
Someone, QUICK!! Give my your ex-best friend from middle schools phone number so I can prank them!!

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It`s all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him. - Mood:Good
Thursday August 11 20056:13:29 AM |
Politics are tiring. Not that I'm in politics, but lately, I've been in a lot of political-ish arguments. It's amazing how many people force a Black/White argument (not race-related, but no room for grey) without having any debate. Okay, I'm a democrat, I lean a little more to the liberal side than a few of my DEM friends (and all of my Republican friends), but I lean far more to the right than my Green friends. So, I end up on the wrong side of the argument, no matter who I'm talking too. And if they're arguing with each other, they'll start picking me to defend them, and if I don't, they yell that I'm not strong enough in my convictions.

It's pretty dumb...but still better than talking about TV Shows. Speaking of which, I TiVo'd Monk and should really go watch that.

I was on vacation this past week. It was tons and tons of fun. We went on vacation in our own city. It's fun being a tourist and still never getting lost.

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Sometimes I lie, I mean, I`m weird, man. About random stuff too. I don`t even know why I do it - Mood:Happy
Saturday August 06 20051:12:31 AM |
Sometimes, I really don't think getting married is worth it...wait, not getting married. Having a wedding. I'm okay with the marriage part, but a wedding? C'mon. It's so much nonsense bullsh*t. Maybe I'm just upset because the dress that I wanted most in the world is discontinued and I can't have and the dress that I found that not only compares, but overshadows the first dress entirely, costs approximately 1/4th of my whole budget for this stupid wedding. I guess I could get the dress and not feed my guests...that should go over wonderfully.

And family drama never ends in my family. My mom was going to sell her house, buy a house that cost $25K less and give me $5K for my wedding...I was stoked. I hadn't asked to borrow anything, so I thought it was really sweet of her. Everything ended up falling through and she's not going to get her house. I was so bummed for her. And my mom said, "Don't be upset, I'll get you your damned money." I hadn't even thought of that.
I almos

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The good news is, my dick is now a popsicle! - Mood:Good
Saturday July 30 200511:46:46 PM |
Have I mentioned the dress I was going to be married in is discontinued and now I can't have it? I was very sad when I found this out. For many of you in Europe or Oz, a red wedding dress may not be entirely uncommon, but here in the US, it's a freakin' search to track one down (for under $2000 anyway). I just felt like complaining.

More stuff to complain about:
YTer Art Avatar Awards. I missed them entirely. I was going to use one of these two lovely creations

A. Anniversary Dinner

B. Punk Girl on Boyfriends Back (media: ink and freckle for lips)

But I wasn't online for a week and never got around to putting one up. Sadness, indeed.

I guess it all boils down to a whole lot of nothing.

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You`re smart. I like you. I`ll probably give you a nickname. - Mood:Good
Saturday July 23 20054:00:28 AM |
Do you like movies that everyone else thinks are dumb?
Does your head ache?
Do you wish you could quit your job, but you're trying to save money and pretending to be a responsible adult, so you can't?
Do you know how to drive a car?
Do you smoke far too much, then complain that your chest hurts before going out to smoke for the third time in an hour?
Do you drink more coffee in a day than most people do in a week?
Are you excited about the NHL coming back this year?
Everytime you get that hungry feeling, is your first thought, 'god, I'm fat'?
Is it physically possible to eat your own weight in Lima beans?
Is historical fiction better than historical fact?
If you could travel back in time and ask any one person any one question, who would you choose and what would you ask?
Were your parents born in the same city you were?
Were you even born in a city?
Will you even bother to answer any of these questions?

I wouldn't.

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"You`re part eggplant." "And you`re part cantaloupe." - Mood:Good
Saturday July 09 20056:14:27 AM |
I have a new TV!!!
It's 53 inches!!! FIFTY-THREE...It's freakin' ginormous. Seriously...don't believe me?


In other news, Chinese food is good.

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Cinnamon and Sugary and softly spoken lies. You never know just how you look through other peoples eyes. - Mood:Good
Wednesday July 06 200511:15:11 PM |

Getting married is far harder than they make it look on TV.

1. I have only two female friends and one is starting hormone therapy and will no longer even look like a girl by the time I'm getting married. (POINT: Only one bridesmaid, to his four groomsmen...though, I'm probably just gonna have three bridesmen and one maid of honor instead)

2. The place I like best for the reception didn't work out...finding a new place is no fun at all.

3. Trying on wedding dresses when you're the chubby chick really sucks. It doesn't make you feel like a fairy princess, but a little sausage. And old women say things like, "Well, they have to make it in a size big enough for your hips"

4. I have no help doing any of this.

But on to a lighter note...I am looking forward to tasting cakes in a few months. (and you wondered how I got to be the chubby bride )

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SEX!! - Mood:Good
Friday July 01 200512:42:28 AM |
Did you ever play that game? I miss it...Not the act. I have sex often enough.

It was a game we played in high school (and for a long whil after that as well). In a car full of people you had to make sure you weren't the last person to shout, "SEX!!" after: seeing a police car/state trooper, crossing railroad tracks, running through a yellow light, passing a car with one headlight...and there may be a couple more I'm forgetting. But if you were the last one to shout, you had to take off an article of clothing. Everyone started with their shoes, but a pair of shoes counts as ONE article, as does a pair of socks and a pair of pants.

If we were in the car with brothers and sisters we'd play Sex, switch. And people would have to switch their clothes. That was often just as fun.

Ahh, the things you'll do in High School to have naked chicks riding in your car.

*i love procrastinating*

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I need your opinion - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 28 200510:37:54 PM |
I have a friend getting married next weekend and I'm exceedingly jealous as she will have a Han Solo and Princess Leia cake topper. If I'd thought of it first, I totally would've went that route. So, I tried to find unique cake toppers that fits me and my fiance's style.

I found a cool Nightmare before Xmas one for about $100

I also found this salt and pepper shaker set for $20. (I like the one with the rose, he likes the one with sally behind the tombstone)

With a plastic heart and some lace, I think it would look even better than the really expensive one. What do you think, YT?

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We`re David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I`d like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 28 20054:44:13 AM |
I know I've mentioned this before rather recently, but I really don't like people anymore. Seriously. They all irritate me. Including myself.
Things about others that are annoying:
They all want or need something
They laugh at things that aren't funny
They all think that they are funny
All they ever do is complain and talk sh*t about each other behind their backs

Things that are annoying about me:
I don't clean my house as often as I should
I procrastinate
I complain about The Boy being slob, then I leave my empty beer bottles all over the living room
I can't handle a budget
I'm always hungry...okay, not always, but right now I'm starving and there's nothing to eat here.

Oh, and I loose stuff. I've lost my license. Not that I have a car to drive or anything. But now I'd be too nervous to drive even if I could.

I have also lost my mind.
If you find it please send it to
3339 S Mona

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There is no Easter Bunny - Mood:Good
Saturday June 25 20054:02:01 AM |
I have a crazy headache...

Things I've been thinking about:
- I enjoy my job, but seeing the women who've been waitresses for twenty...some thirty or even forty years, I know it's not something I want to do for the rest of my life. Really, I'd like to be doing something else by next year. It's not that it's a bad job. I make more money than people I know with "careers" and college educations. I just want to do something that matters. Bringing hungry people food can be important...but it's really not, unless you're feeding starving children in Africa. Not fat businessmen in Aurora.

But what would I do? I have no special skills, no degrees or certifications, and most disturbingly, no inkling of what I even want to do. (that's the reason I haven't gone back to school, I have no direction to head for once I get there)

Okay...other stuff I've been thinking about:

- I'm really far too lazy
- This wedding thing is a lot bigger than I'd ever imagined
- Tylenol is no h

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Sometimes I lie, I mean, I`m weird, man. About random stuff too. I don`t even know why I do it - Mood:Good
Thursday June 09 200510:59:09 PM |
I love the MTV Movie Awards. I haven't missed one in ten years. Is that sad? I don't think so.
Tom Cruise just did a Napoleon Dynamite impression it was flippin' sweet.

Sometimes, I get that Truman Show vibe. Like the whole world is a movie (or show) and nothing is real. Especially on days where the sky is so clear the Rockies look like a film set backdrop. Some leftover prop from a Western in the Fifties.
Right now, I kinda wish it were a movie. Then maybe someone could just turn it off...or pause it at least and give me a minute to collect myself. But no one ever pauses my life, so I have to settle for cigarette breaks. And people wonder why I don't quit.
They also wonder why I don't have kids. If you've ever eaten in a restaurant where small children are dining, the answer is all over the place. In food bits on the floor and the shrill screams in the air.

Napoleon won Best Movie. Not a big surprise. But still, Sweet.

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Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story - Mood:Good
Monday May 30 20052:13:50 AM |
I always forget about my lovely star wars theme until I make a journal. It makes me happy.

Today is my three year yt anniversary...probably not for about four more hours (as three years ago, I was barely waking up/or getting home about now and wouldn't have considered even turning on the computer as the first thing I did when I walked in the, the computer is never off.) Even though it's a very small milestone in my life, it's made me reflect (in the whole ten minutes since I realized it) about how much my life has changed in that time. So many friendships have ended and so few have begun. My love life has went from crazy and chaotic to stable and monogamus (sp?). I've grown up so much...and yet have hardly changed at all.

To all my yt friends, this next cup of coffee is for you. So many hours spent many hours.

I miss my G-funk more than ever right now.

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The dirty old whore told me to do it - Mood:Good
Tuesday May 24 20051:53:52 AM |
The quote tonight is a one got it last time, and it's stuck in my head.

Anyway. This really has no point, again.

I'm wearing one of my favorite skirts today. And I came to an interesting realization. It's green. I'd always thought it was brown. I've had people say, "That's such a great skirt. You hardly ever see brown skirts like that" (okay, only one person said that). But I was sitting outside and the sun was shiny and I looked down only to find I was wearing a green skirt. It's a weird feeling. I don't know if I washed it improperly and it faded? or if it's always been green and I'd just never noticed.

Wonder's annoying wedding thing of the day:
Since I'm going to have two male bridesmaids and one female bridesmaid that doesn't want to wear a dress, I was thinking about having the bridesmaids and groomsmen wear similar suits, but my side would wear red and his side would wear black. I think it sounds cool.

More in next post.

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If there`s a world when this is all over, I`d love to buy you a beer sometime. - Mood:Good
Sunday May 22 20053:28:20 AM |
There is absolutely no point to making a journal tonight...
Other than I can't sleep. But I probably could sleep if I actually tried.

I wish I had a pepsi. All I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi. Far from suicidal, but still I get them tendencies.

Ahh, quoting Limp Bizkit. That'a a fun saturday night for ya.

I just want to say, I'm sad my Sith profile theme was gotten no love. I like it alot. granted, I could've included more sith lords, but I didn't want to. Vader and Maul are the best. There's no need for more.

Bakalakdaka Street.

Ahh. Good times

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Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you`re fired. - Mood:Good
Tuesday May 17 200512:39:17 AM |
Plans for tomorrow:
Wake up early (for my day off anyway...say 10?).
Go Shopping to buy:
Team America: World Police (f*ck yeah)
SOAD - Mesmerized
Nine Inch Nails CD
Stop by the new Heidi's Brooklyn Deli in OUR neighborhood (no more long drives for delicious chicken salad sandwiches)
Go see Crash
Come home and ... well, that's private
Then go out and have some coffee with friends.

And then on Wednesday...
Visit with my grandma
Go shopping with my mom
Take a nap
Go play trivia and pool with friends
GO SEE STAR WARS at 12:01 AM on the motherf*ckin IMAX baby!!

Best week ever.

And then I still have Thursday off after all that.

I'm so in love with everything right now.

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Can you ever just be whelmed? - Mood:Good
Sunday May 15 20052:35:14 AM |
I think I've lost the ability to socialize.
Even online. I've forgotten how to be interesting.

I'm like an old person who hasn't heard from her children in years and all of her friends are talking about their childrens' achievements and I'm doomed to sit there; smiling and nodding, but never contributing.

That really doesn't make much sense. But it's better than my other analogy from earlier today. I was comparing work to sex. It really didn't make an sense. Luckily, I don't talk to anyone at work so I didn't say it out-loud.

Speaking of work. I had just served this couple their dinner and as I was walking away one of then farted and I started laughing out loud. It felt really rude, but it was so wonderfully funny.

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This is not the journal you`re looking for *waves hand in front of your face* - Mood:Good
Wednesday May 11 20051:46:00 AM |
I don't even know somedays.

Life is good...engaged and all that. But I still am putting off cleaining though right now is the absolute perfect time.

I'm in the mood to talk on the phone.
Or maybe sob uncontrollably into my pillow.

My ex-best friend. (whom I still love more dearly than most of my family members) after nearly a year of no word has e-mailed me for no apparent reason, though she did give me her phone number and address. If I were to contact her, I'd prefer to just show up at her door. It'd be the only way I could ever bring myself to actually talk to her.

If life had went down the way it did, she'd definitaly be my maid of honor when I get married.

It's just sad it's not meant to be.

Today's title is a terrible rip-off (not even a paraphrase or witty imitation, just a sad little rip-off) because it makes me think of her.

Le sigh.

I think I need to go watch some Eddie Izzard to get out of this funk.

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If on your journey you should encounter God; God will be cut. - Mood:Good
Friday May 06 200512:58:21 AM |
I'm freaking out just a little bit.

We glanced over the financial situation last weekend and the picture is a bit more ... bleak? than previously thought. In other words, I'm broke.

And I hadn't bought my mom her mother's day present yet. I was going to buy her a surround system (very reasonably priced at only $150) but now it's too expensive and I only have three (two?) more days to get something for her.

Damn dude, this is the suck.

On a brighter note...I'm getting officially engaged on SUNDAY!!!!

*teehee* It's turned me into such a silly little excited girl.

Nervous about being broke, but happy about everythign else.

Overall, life is good.

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In seven days, you will die - Mood:Ecstatic
Tuesday May 03 200512:50:57 AM |
Not the best picture, but I'll get more eventually.

So, that's it kids. That's my ring.
I can't wear it yet because it's not sized and we're not officially engaged. Five and Half more days.

It's so wonderful and so very scary. Though, I have no doubts he's the right guy.

I am quite possibly the luckiest girl in the whole wide world.

In other news, tips at work have been way sucky lately and that makes me sad...and hungry.

On a super cool note. I'm now on The Boy's insurance from his work. So, I can go see a doctor!!! Not that I feel sick now, but I was for such a long time this winter I like having the option...

The quote in the title should be super easy tonight.

Okay...Now everyone "ooohhh" and "aaahhhh" for my ring!

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I`m with the Cub Scouts of America...we`re selling uncut cocaine to get to the Jamboree! - Mood:Good
Wednesday April 27 200512:39:34 AM |
Sometimes I hate people.

Excepting, of course, those I already loved the day before I decided everyone else on the face of the earth was contemptable.

People are just so annoying.
And bitches never refill my coffee. I'm a waitress, I know sometimes it's hard to get to every table...but when there's only two tables with people in the whole restaurant, I expect a little freakin' service.
But I hated everyone before the stupid waitress incident.

Now for Wonder's annoying wedding crap of the day:
I bought The Boy's engagement ring. It's just a plain white gold band. I was thinking of having something engraved in it, but don't actually have any ideas of what it would be.
We haven't bought my engagement ring yet, but probably will by the end of the week.

I guess that's all for right now.
What kind of beer are you drinking tonight? (I'm drinking Fat Tire again)

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I am Willam - Mood:Good
Saturday April 23 200512:33:41 AM |
I can't see Magic Eye 3-D images. It's very sad.

I'm getting (officially) engaged on Mother's Day. We're taking the moms out for a fancy dinner and then announcing it and I will propose to him! (though, I get a ring too)

I would post more, but this theme makes my head hurt...damned category of profile awards ()

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The dirty old whore told me to do it - Mood:Good
Tuesday April 19 200510:05:13 PM |
Yay House just started and it looks so good!! OH! I'm already all caught up and the theme song just ended (I'm planning on posting during commercials)

I bought an Eddie Izzard DVD today!!! It's great. I'd never seen it before (and I still think Dressed to Kill is the best ever, but I had to settle for just great). My boyfriend had apparently never seen anything of Eddie's and it's not *quite* his style, though he did indeed laugh.

Umm...I got some really crazy news today that I can't tell anyone but I really want to talk about with someone. So if you feel like listening (watching?) me freak out a little you should PM me...but only on commercials.

Oh, I bought the movie that my journal title is from too. I love that movie so very much.

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Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries - Mood:Good
Monday April 18 200511:02:03 PM |
I made a profile that I love. It's beautiful. Eddie is so beautiful. But I can't save it. It's very sad. Too bad I didn't have it last week for the profile would've went with the theme.

I'm so madly in love with the West Wing. It's easily the bestest show on TV. (though, I hardly ever get to watch new episodes...and House is a great show too...)

So, here's the Wonder's annoying wedding moment of the night.
Here's the dress I'm most considering. The pic was taken with a camera phone so it's not the best, but you get the point.

That's all for now, more soon...ish.

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