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Birthday:9/23/1981 (35 Years Old)
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Occupation: Professional flower girl for celebrity weddings
Marital Status: (Decline to State)
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: Billy Madison
Fav. TV Show: The Daily Show
Fav. Book: If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
Fav. Song: Dumb- Nirvana
Fav. Food: Chubby`s Chili Cheese Fries
Fav. Car: The bus is just fine
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SEX!! - Mood:Good
Friday July 01 200512:42:28 AM |
Did you ever play that game? I miss it...Not the act. I have sex often enough.

It was a game we played in high school (and for a long whil after that as well). In a car full of people you had to make sure you weren't the last person to shout, "SEX!!" after: seeing a police car/state trooper, crossing railroad tracks, running through a yellow light, passing a car with one headlight...and there may be a couple more I'm forgetting. But if you were the last one to shout, you had to take off an article of clothing. Everyone started with their shoes, but a pair of shoes counts as ONE article, as does a pair of socks and a pair of pants.

If we were in the car with brothers and sisters we'd play Sex, switch. And people would have to switch their clothes. That was often just as fun.

Ahh, the things you'll do in High School to have naked chicks riding in your car.

*i love procrastinating*

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I need your opinion - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 28 200510:37:54 PM |
I have a friend getting married next weekend and I'm exceedingly jealous as she will have a Han Solo and Princess Leia cake topper. If I'd thought of it first, I totally would've went that route. So, I tried to find unique cake toppers that fits me and my fiance's style.

I found a cool Nightmare before Xmas one for about $100

I also found this salt and pepper shaker set for $20. (I like the one with the rose, he likes the one with sally behind the tombstone)

With a plastic heart and some lace, I think it would look even better than the really expensive one. What do you think, YT?

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We`re David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I`d like to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 28 20054:44:13 AM |
I know I've mentioned this before rather recently, but I really don't like people anymore. Seriously. They all irritate me. Including myself.
Things about others that are annoying:
They all want or need something
They laugh at things that aren't funny
They all think that they are funny
All they ever do is complain and talk sh*t about each other behind their backs

Things that are annoying about me:
I don't clean my house as often as I should
I procrastinate
I complain about The Boy being slob, then I leave my empty beer bottles all over the living room
I can't handle a budget
I'm always hungry...okay, not always, but right now I'm starving and there's nothing to eat here.

Oh, and I loose stuff. I've lost my license. Not that I have a car to drive or anything. But now I'd be too nervous to drive even if I could.

I have also lost my mind.
If you find it please send it to
3339 S Mona

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There is no Easter Bunny - Mood:Good
Saturday June 25 20054:02:01 AM |
I have a crazy headache...

Things I've been thinking about:
- I enjoy my job, but seeing the women who've been waitresses for twenty...some thirty or even forty years, I know it's not something I want to do for the rest of my life. Really, I'd like to be doing something else by next year. It's not that it's a bad job. I make more money than people I know with "careers" and college educations. I just want to do something that matters. Bringing hungry people food can be important...but it's really not, unless you're feeding starving children in Africa. Not fat businessmen in Aurora.

But what would I do? I have no special skills, no degrees or certifications, and most disturbingly, no inkling of what I even want to do. (that's the reason I haven't gone back to school, I have no direction to head for once I get there)

Okay...other stuff I've been thinking about:

- I'm really far too lazy
- This wedding thing is a lot bigger than I'd ever imagined
- Tylenol is no h

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Sometimes I lie, I mean, I`m weird, man. About random stuff too. I don`t even know why I do it - Mood:Good
Thursday June 09 200510:59:09 PM |
I love the MTV Movie Awards. I haven't missed one in ten years. Is that sad? I don't think so.
Tom Cruise just did a Napoleon Dynamite impression it was flippin' sweet.

Sometimes, I get that Truman Show vibe. Like the whole world is a movie (or show) and nothing is real. Especially on days where the sky is so clear the Rockies look like a film set backdrop. Some leftover prop from a Western in the Fifties.
Right now, I kinda wish it were a movie. Then maybe someone could just turn it off...or pause it at least and give me a minute to collect myself. But no one ever pauses my life, so I have to settle for cigarette breaks. And people wonder why I don't quit.
They also wonder why I don't have kids. If you've ever eaten in a restaurant where small children are dining, the answer is all over the place. In food bits on the floor and the shrill screams in the air.

Napoleon won Best Movie. Not a big surprise. But still, Sweet.

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Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story - Mood:Good
Monday May 30 20052:13:50 AM |
I always forget about my lovely star wars theme until I make a journal. It makes me happy.

Today is my three year yt anniversary...probably not for about four more hours (as three years ago, I was barely waking up/or getting home about now and wouldn't have considered even turning on the computer as the first thing I did when I walked in the, the computer is never off.) Even though it's a very small milestone in my life, it's made me reflect (in the whole ten minutes since I realized it) about how much my life has changed in that time. So many friendships have ended and so few have begun. My love life has went from crazy and chaotic to stable and monogamus (sp?). I've grown up so much...and yet have hardly changed at all.

To all my yt friends, this next cup of coffee is for you. So many hours spent many hours.

I miss my G-funk more than ever right now.

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The dirty old whore told me to do it - Mood:Good
Tuesday May 24 20051:53:52 AM |
The quote tonight is a one got it last time, and it's stuck in my head.

Anyway. This really has no point, again.

I'm wearing one of my favorite skirts today. And I came to an interesting realization. It's green. I'd always thought it was brown. I've had people say, "That's such a great skirt. You hardly ever see brown skirts like that" (okay, only one person said that). But I was sitting outside and the sun was shiny and I looked down only to find I was wearing a green skirt. It's a weird feeling. I don't know if I washed it improperly and it faded? or if it's always been green and I'd just never noticed.

Wonder's annoying wedding thing of the day:
Since I'm going to have two male bridesmaids and one female bridesmaid that doesn't want to wear a dress, I was thinking about having the bridesmaids and groomsmen wear similar suits, but my side would wear red and his side would wear black. I think it sounds cool.

More in next post.

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If there`s a world when this is all over, I`d love to buy you a beer sometime. - Mood:Good
Sunday May 22 20053:28:20 AM |
There is absolutely no point to making a journal tonight...
Other than I can't sleep. But I probably could sleep if I actually tried.

I wish I had a pepsi. All I wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi. Far from suicidal, but still I get them tendencies.

Ahh, quoting Limp Bizkit. That'a a fun saturday night for ya.

I just want to say, I'm sad my Sith profile theme was gotten no love. I like it alot. granted, I could've included more sith lords, but I didn't want to. Vader and Maul are the best. There's no need for more.

Bakalakdaka Street.

Ahh. Good times

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Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you`re fired. - Mood:Good
Tuesday May 17 200512:39:17 AM |
Plans for tomorrow:
Wake up early (for my day off anyway...say 10?).
Go Shopping to buy:
Team America: World Police (f*ck yeah)
SOAD - Mesmerized
Nine Inch Nails CD
Stop by the new Heidi's Brooklyn Deli in OUR neighborhood (no more long drives for delicious chicken salad sandwiches)
Go see Crash
Come home and ... well, that's private
Then go out and have some coffee with friends.

And then on Wednesday...
Visit with my grandma
Go shopping with my mom
Take a nap
Go play trivia and pool with friends
GO SEE STAR WARS at 12:01 AM on the motherf*ckin IMAX baby!!

Best week ever.

And then I still have Thursday off after all that.

I'm so in love with everything right now.

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Can you ever just be whelmed? - Mood:Good
Sunday May 15 20052:35:14 AM |
I think I've lost the ability to socialize.
Even online. I've forgotten how to be interesting.

I'm like an old person who hasn't heard from her children in years and all of her friends are talking about their childrens' achievements and I'm doomed to sit there; smiling and nodding, but never contributing.

That really doesn't make much sense. But it's better than my other analogy from earlier today. I was comparing work to sex. It really didn't make an sense. Luckily, I don't talk to anyone at work so I didn't say it out-loud.

Speaking of work. I had just served this couple their dinner and as I was walking away one of then farted and I started laughing out loud. It felt really rude, but it was so wonderfully funny.

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This is not the journal you`re looking for *waves hand in front of your face* - Mood:Good
Wednesday May 11 20051:46:00 AM |
I don't even know somedays.

Life is good...engaged and all that. But I still am putting off cleaining though right now is the absolute perfect time.

I'm in the mood to talk on the phone.
Or maybe sob uncontrollably into my pillow.

My ex-best friend. (whom I still love more dearly than most of my family members) after nearly a year of no word has e-mailed me for no apparent reason, though she did give me her phone number and address. If I were to contact her, I'd prefer to just show up at her door. It'd be the only way I could ever bring myself to actually talk to her.

If life had went down the way it did, she'd definitaly be my maid of honor when I get married.

It's just sad it's not meant to be.

Today's title is a terrible rip-off (not even a paraphrase or witty imitation, just a sad little rip-off) because it makes me think of her.

Le sigh.

I think I need to go watch some Eddie Izzard to get out of this funk.

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If on your journey you should encounter God; God will be cut. - Mood:Good
Friday May 06 200512:58:21 AM |
I'm freaking out just a little bit.

We glanced over the financial situation last weekend and the picture is a bit more ... bleak? than previously thought. In other words, I'm broke.

And I hadn't bought my mom her mother's day present yet. I was going to buy her a surround system (very reasonably priced at only $150) but now it's too expensive and I only have three (two?) more days to get something for her.

Damn dude, this is the suck.

On a brighter note...I'm getting officially engaged on SUNDAY!!!!

*teehee* It's turned me into such a silly little excited girl.

Nervous about being broke, but happy about everythign else.

Overall, life is good.

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In seven days, you will die - Mood:Ecstatic
Tuesday May 03 200512:50:57 AM |
Not the best picture, but I'll get more eventually.

So, that's it kids. That's my ring.
I can't wear it yet because it's not sized and we're not officially engaged. Five and Half more days.

It's so wonderful and so very scary. Though, I have no doubts he's the right guy.

I am quite possibly the luckiest girl in the whole wide world.

In other news, tips at work have been way sucky lately and that makes me sad...and hungry.

On a super cool note. I'm now on The Boy's insurance from his work. So, I can go see a doctor!!! Not that I feel sick now, but I was for such a long time this winter I like having the option...

The quote in the title should be super easy tonight.

Okay...Now everyone "ooohhh" and "aaahhhh" for my ring!

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I`m with the Cub Scouts of America...we`re selling uncut cocaine to get to the Jamboree! - Mood:Good
Wednesday April 27 200512:39:34 AM |
Sometimes I hate people.

Excepting, of course, those I already loved the day before I decided everyone else on the face of the earth was contemptable.

People are just so annoying.
And bitches never refill my coffee. I'm a waitress, I know sometimes it's hard to get to every table...but when there's only two tables with people in the whole restaurant, I expect a little freakin' service.
But I hated everyone before the stupid waitress incident.

Now for Wonder's annoying wedding crap of the day:
I bought The Boy's engagement ring. It's just a plain white gold band. I was thinking of having something engraved in it, but don't actually have any ideas of what it would be.
We haven't bought my engagement ring yet, but probably will by the end of the week.

I guess that's all for right now.
What kind of beer are you drinking tonight? (I'm drinking Fat Tire again)

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I am Willam - Mood:Good
Saturday April 23 200512:33:41 AM |
I can't see Magic Eye 3-D images. It's very sad.

I'm getting (officially) engaged on Mother's Day. We're taking the moms out for a fancy dinner and then announcing it and I will propose to him! (though, I get a ring too)

I would post more, but this theme makes my head hurt...damned category of profile awards ()

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The dirty old whore told me to do it - Mood:Good
Tuesday April 19 200510:05:13 PM |
Yay House just started and it looks so good!! OH! I'm already all caught up and the theme song just ended (I'm planning on posting during commercials)

I bought an Eddie Izzard DVD today!!! It's great. I'd never seen it before (and I still think Dressed to Kill is the best ever, but I had to settle for just great). My boyfriend had apparently never seen anything of Eddie's and it's not *quite* his style, though he did indeed laugh.

Umm...I got some really crazy news today that I can't tell anyone but I really want to talk about with someone. So if you feel like listening (watching?) me freak out a little you should PM me...but only on commercials.

Oh, I bought the movie that my journal title is from too. I love that movie so very much.

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Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries - Mood:Good
Monday April 18 200511:02:03 PM |
I made a profile that I love. It's beautiful. Eddie is so beautiful. But I can't save it. It's very sad. Too bad I didn't have it last week for the profile would've went with the theme.

I'm so madly in love with the West Wing. It's easily the bestest show on TV. (though, I hardly ever get to watch new episodes...and House is a great show too...)

So, here's the Wonder's annoying wedding moment of the night.
Here's the dress I'm most considering. The pic was taken with a camera phone so it's not the best, but you get the point.

That's all for now, more soon...ish.

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The older the berry the sweeter the juice... - Mood:Good
Thursday April 14 20059:59:31 PM |
Does spilling beer on your keyboard break it?
It seems to be working okay, but I'm concerned...The Boy will be so grumbly if I broke it. And I'm pissed that I spilled my beer.

I can't find my remote and it's sad, because I wanted to watch the Office tonight. I haven't seen the American version yet, but it looks really funny. I love Steve Carrell. (sp?)

I might have found a wedding dress. (I'm not getting married for 14 months, but I want a red/black dress and I figured after prom clerance was the best way to I kinda hafta buy it this year.) I don't have any pictures of it yet, but if I get it, I promise pictures for all...even those who don't care.

Um...this journal's super early tonight because I have to get up at four in the morning to make it to work on time tomorrow. Suck. I hate work sometimes...

So, What are your plans for the weekend?

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You are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy! I don`t care how dope his ride is!! - Mood:Happy
Tuesday April 12 200512:06:30 AM |
I ordered pizza. It was so yummy, but now I'm stuffed. AND!! I spilled the garlic butter sauce on my pants. Luckily I am wearing sleepy-time pants, so they're not technically ruined.

Okay, in some journal from the other day I mentioned that I was going to start being the annoying engaged girl and make every journal from now on about getting here's my required I need your wedding help YT. Last time I posted about the Robin's Nest. It's kind of far, but beautiful. Tonight, is the Lumber Baron Inn. It's three blocks from my grandma's house and was known for being haunted in the neighborhood before someone bought it and turned it into a B&B. It is amazingly reasonably, whadda ya think. (And thank you Beaker my love for the feedback last time)

I'm sure I'll have more to say later...

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Move to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die... - Mood:Good
Monday April 11 20053:32:16 PM |
It's weird how much our goals change over the years...

When I was 12 (and until I was 16) I was madly in love with my best friend. Surprisingly it never caused any weirdness...well, not much. Just some awkward moments that any two friends of opposite genders have when they're teenagers.

Anyway. The point of this is, I haven't seen him in about three years and I ran into him the other day. I was so excited. We exchanged numbers and made promises to hopefully, I'll have my besest friend back again. Which would be the awesomest.

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It smells like shoe polish in here - Mood:Good
Monday April 04 200511:29:32 PM |
I'm in the mood to get drunk. Not just have a few drinks like I normally due on any given Monday night, but just get f*cked up. Falling over, hitting on my boyfriend's brother drunk. It's a really weird urge. I just can't seem to shake it...I can't even attempt it though because I have to be at work at 7 in the morning, which means I have to catch the bus at 6:33, which means I have to be up no later than 5:30 to get ready in time. Suck.

Sometimes I hate having a job, but I've yet to figure out a way to become independently wealthy without actually doing anything.

I considered marrying an old rich man and waiting for him to die and having the old man hire The Boy as my "Spiritual Advisor" so he could still live with me and spend lots of time alone with me and then if the old man hears me screaming "Oh, God!!" He won't get suspicious, since ya know, we're suppposed to be talking about God.

Meh. I'm sure I'll think of something eventually.

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Tell `em Large Marge sent ya!!! Ahahahaha!!! - Mood:Good
Saturday April 02 20054:51:22 AM |
Today we went to the video game store...mainly so my boyfriend could drool over the box for Doom3, but I bought stuff for me there!!! What did I buy you ask? Japanese Horror Movies! Yay!! At least I didn't buy any anime...this time.

We're probably going to buy our TV tomorrow, I just don't know how we're going to get it home. It's HUGE! (other stuff I've bought lately: new shoes and a vaccuum)

I'm almost out of Easter candy and it's so very sad. What on earth will I do without Snickers Eggs? They're my life's blood.

I'm going to put in Die Hard when I'm done typing, it's such a wonderful movie to fall asleep to. Bruce Willis gives me nice dreams...

OH!! And this Sunday I made my very own ham! It came out so yummy. Everyone in my family loved it. It was the first one I'd done by myself. I scored it and added cloves and I made a brown sugar and honey glaze. It was so very good. Yay me!

So...what's new in your life YT?

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I don`t need anything except this...Just this ashtray. And this paddle ball game. - Mood:Good
Friday March 25 20052:09:14 AM |
I've had green day stuck in my head all day...but only one line. Subliminal mindf*ck America. That's not a good lyric to have in your head at work...but it was better than than a couple days ago. I had Sublimes "Caress me down" and I kept walking around going "uuuuhh, that's that lovin' sound". Ahh, good times.

I want to buy a new TV. I'm very excited about it. Tax return season is so fun. I'm also thinking about buying a new vaccuum. But the one I was planning on has gotten pretty much nothing but bad reviews on the sites I've found it reviewed on...chiefly Amazon. We'll see how it all turns out.

But, people of YT, I need your help. How does one go about cooking a ham? Do I buy a precooked one at the store or is that cheating? Do I use any kind of rub or marinade? (I was thinking brown sugary/mapely would be yummy) Should I wait to ask these kinds of things until I actually go buy the ham?

I don't know if I'm cut out to be domestic.

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Why is mankind here, you ask? - Mood:Good
Wednesday March 23 20051:44:45 AM |
Where else should we be?
I love Terry Pratchett.

I have a sore throat and my neck hurts...hopefully the two aren't related. I fear if they are, my head may fall off.

I seem to be obsessed with buying movies lately. I need to find something else to buy. I think I'll buy some shoes...later, I'll post pictures of shoes to get other people's opinions on which I should buy.

I forgot how cool this profile is. It's one of my all time favorites.

I think I'll make another theme before I go to bed that should entertain me for awhile.

How's work been? How kind of you to ask. It's actually pretty good, overall. I work with a few idiots, but cool people still outnumber them. So, that's good...

Ummm...I can't think of anything else interesting.

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We`ll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. - Mood:Good
Tuesday March 15 200512:38:14 AM |
The movie my journal title is from, is in my opinion, one of the stupidest movie titles ever. But overall, a decent movie...

What flavors does green jello come in? I want to make jello shots for st. patty's day, but Lime just doesn't sound very yummy to me...If I added green food coloring to yummy flavors they wouldn't stay green. I'm being tortured here!!

On the theme of this Thursday...I'm going to a party with lots of people I don't know and without my boyfriend. I'm having minor bouts of anxiety and making up reasons I shouldn't go. More proof that I'm the suckiest suck ever. When did I get so shy? It's craziness I tell ya.

Two new work shirts cost me $35!! While that may not be a whole lot if you work in an office or a bank, I'd like to remind you that I work in a freakin' restaurant and the shirts are from the "company"!! It made my bank account sad...

Speaking of reasons why my bank acct. is sad:

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