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Birthday:9/23/1981 (36 Years Old)
IM Type: AIM IM Name: TheDemonsInMyHeadAreMoreThanICanTake
Occupation: Professional flower girl for celebrity weddings
Marital Status: (Decline to State)
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: Billy Madison
Fav. TV Show: The Daily Show
Fav. Book: If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
Fav. Song: Dumb- Nirvana
Fav. Food: Chubby`s Chili Cheese Fries
Fav. Car: The bus is just fine
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Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? - Mood:Good
Saturday October 29 20054:32:33 AM |

I know it's a terrible picture, but give me a chance to explain...and to do so properly, I'll have to start at the beginning.

Last week, there was a ladybug on my balcony. It was just sitting there all content, even though it was pretty cold outside. The next day the ladybug was on the stair rail. I considered naming her, but knowing that ladybugs fly away, I decided to save myself the heartbreak of losing a friend, and didn't.

Then, two days ago I glanced what you can see above. I thought it was TWO! ladybugs and didn't step too closely so as not to disturb them.
The next day they were still there and I became worried they were DEAD ladybugs, so I went in for a closer look. Only to discover, they were BEANS! and not ladybugs at all.

I was disappointed.

Then found myself wondering...why on earth are there two beans outside of my house?

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Roads? Where we`re going we don`t need roads. - Mood:Good
Sunday October 23 20053:42:33 AM |
Today, I finally fell asleep at nine a.m. I was nearly in tears because my head ache had lasted eight days...and after having calmed down for a few hours last night, it finally formed into the full blown migraine I'd been trying to prevent.

Then I woke up, just barely in time for work, worked far too hard for too little money, came home and realized. My headache is gone. Entirely.

Maybe if I hadn't tried so hard to avoid it, it wouldn't have lasted so long.

I think I should try to apply that to more things in my life than just blood vessels in my head.

I also think I should paint my nails.
And eat some cereal.

On an entirely unrelated sidenote...What's up with Greeks and restaurants? I was just looking at the flyer for a greek pizza place...and I found out they also have tandori chicken and pho.

Greeks are crazy.

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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? - Mood:Good
Saturday October 22 20052:34:16 AM |
I have the coolest friends ever. Seriously. I don't have very many of them, but I think that's even better.

My headache is finally going away. A little bit. Though, I now have a 5'6 headache at work. He's a 17 year old drama kid that CONSTANTLY sings showtunes and has made up a number of songs about how my "hair shines like the moonlight". His favorite to sing is the A dream is a wish your heart makes song from Cinderella. I threatened to stab him in the eye with a fork if he didn't stop. He offered to learn any song I wanted. I chose Bullet with Butterfly Wings. Should be fun.

If I just copy/paste this and put it in my blog, does that make me a cheater?

Another question...If I use my wedding car/money to buy myself a digital camera is that a bad thing?

One more, just for fun. If there was ONE chore that you could have the magical elves do for you while your sleeping, what would you have them do?

(I'm gonna go with Laundry on Q3...I hate laundry)

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Buy me stuff!!! - Mood:Good
Friday October 21 20052:41:44 AM |

I wish it was my birthday...

Stupid powerball making me think of all the stuff I could buy...then I don't win.

And I can't buy myself anything.

Did I ever mention I'm a selfish little whore?

So...what do you want me to buy you? (I'm probably going to post pictures of more things I want, so you might as well share too)

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And why do we fall, Bruce? - Mood:Good
Wednesday October 19 200511:41:40 PM |
Monday at midnight I bought the movie that my journal title refers to. I've watched it three times, but have yet to get around to the special features.

I still have a head ache. It's been six days now. I am starting to consider cutting off my head as a real option rather than just something silly to say.

My mom gave me $5000 for my wedding...or a car. She told me I could use it on whatever I want...and as hard as it was to resist the urge to buy lots of candy and powerball tickets, I think I'll end up having a pretty nice wedding and a pretty crappy car.

Either way, I still have the world's best mommy.

I had more to say, but the computer is going to make my head explode.

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It`s not okay because if they take my stapler then I`ll set the building on fire... - Mood:Happy
Saturday October 15 20054:16:18 AM |
I have a really weird urge to get high. The thing that makes it weird, I haven't gotten high in almost two years. I think it's just because I've now had a migraine for two days...and getting high used to be able to make me sleep no matter how much my head hurt.

I feel like such a weirdo. I've been trying to make my blog prettier.
And I still have no real reason to do it.
Nothing interesting ever happens to me, and when It does, I have YT to share it with.

But still. It's kinda cool.
And I can say anything I want there. MOTHERfrickER!

If you want to...I just added a guest map thingy. I'd love someone (besides bravenet) to sign it.

You should go sign it.

Um...Yeah. And if you do, check out the worst customer of the day page...I actually seem to have stuff to say on that one.

Though, it's still not interesting.

How was your day?

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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? - Mood:Good
Friday October 14 20052:48:36 AM |
I have such a bad headache. I've taken 8 1000mg Ibuprofens in the past two hours and they haven't even touched the blinding pain. I tried to lie down, but that just made me dizzy and nauseated.

I think I may have to cut off my head. It's the only reasonable solution.

Does anyone want to do me a favor? I've already used up all of my nominations in the avatar nomination thread, but I really like Warrick's avatar. If you're cool, you'll nominate it for me...but don't say it's for me. That's our little secret.

Today, at work, I was wearing a green shirt and my friend Tina was wearing a red shirt and we were pretending to be Mario and Luigi. It was tons of fun.

It's a me! Mario.

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Only love can kill the demon - Mood:Good
Wednesday October 12 200511:18:23 PM |
When did the private messages get so cool?! I like the clear alert (mark as read) option.

Umm...people have started to ask where The Boy and I are registered, and that makes me wonder, what do people who are getting married but not buying a new house, and currently living together need to register for? (So far, I've decided to register for a 4gb iPod nano)

My profile theme makes me smile.

Wow, I totally came here with a purpose in mind, and now have lost it...yes, my mind is lost.

so, yeah, guess that's it.

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Mop mop mop, all doy long. Mop mop mop, while I sing this song. - Mood:Good
Sunday October 09 20053:23:46 AM |
I have a really bad headache.

Work makes me ill. I seriously think there's some kind of mold or dust there that I'm allergic to...I get so sick being there. Literally and mentally.

It's weird, I used to honestly consider myself a writer. I've only ever had two poems and one short story what was little more than a vanity printing. But being a writer felt like my self. I spent every day writing. I had blisters from holding a pen and my fingers ached from typing. I practiced typing so I could get my thoughts down faster, got up to 70 wpm...and still, no matter how fast I could type, everything I wrote was crap.

So, I stopped trying. No practicing and perfecting the craft for me.

Now when I can't sleep, I read the words of others instead of writing my own. Or I lie awake, wondering, now that I'm not a writer...what am I?

How overly melodramatic is that? Meh.

Is it too early to be buying Christmas presents?
For '06?

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I have money, I have taste. But I`m not on anybody`s "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me - Mood:Good
Saturday October 08 20053:08:43 AM |
I'm kinda sad.

My mom is giving me a nice little chunk of change for my wedding...though, we've discussed maybe buying a cheap used car for me and having a smaller wedding. Which is a good idea...considering I've made all but no progress trying to get this wedding thing rolling, and I could *really* use a car.

So, I checked out our local online classifieds (I'm far too lazy to go out and buy a newspaper) and they're linked to and I found an awesome car, that is probably way to cheap to not be some sort of scam. And it totally dashed my hopes.

I really doubt I'll be able to find something decent for my price. But I'm a broke little girl. What does the world expect?

Yeah, I guess that's it for today. The Boy is still having internet drama. It's even more absurd than yesterday, but it's less to do with him now. Though, it may end up with grown men fighting like schoolchildren.

Meet you at 2:30 in the alley after last call.


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What the f*cks the internet? - Mood:Good
Friday October 07 20054:30:41 AM |
Some dude on the internet has started beef with my boyfriend.

Here's the lowdown. My friend (Dave) reviews bars for the Rocky Mtn. News and he was at this joint that was decent and there was a dude there name Boyd Rice. Rice was sloshed and talking stuff and said, "Charles Manson was a great man". Okay, I shouldn't have quoted, but it was something to that affect. Dave mentioned it in his review and said if Mr. Rice had something to do with the bar, he'd rather not patronize it. (If you were to look at his website you'd see Mr. Rice's lovely nazi propaganda...and Mr. FlomBERG <Dave> is not quite fond of all that jazz) He didn't dis the bar, just Boyd. THEN one of Boyd's buddies, who happens to edit Modern Drunkard Magazine started a little e-mail tiff with Dave, and in the latest issue used The Boy's site ( to further his cause against Dave.

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If you ever wished you could be a child forever. - Mood:Happy
Wednesday October 05 200510:10:45 PM |
Life is really great today.

First I went to breakfast with my mom and my grandma, then my mom and I did a little shopping while my grandma had a doctor appointment. Then my fiance and I went and had delicious pizza at this great pizza joint in my old neighborhood. And wandered around said neighborhood browsing shop windows. We ended up buying $25 in chocolate from this amazing little chocolate shop and an Indonesian walking staff carved out of teak with a skull on top. It's so awesome. Oh, that didn't come from the chocolate shop, it was from a crazy import store down the block. After that we stopped by Barnes & Noble and I spent $60 on books!!! It was such a great feeling. (I'd gotten a $50 gift card from my mom earlier in the day in my very belated b-day card, especially considering she's my MOM!!! )

I am in the best mood right now. Everything just feels perfect.

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I suck - Mood:Good
Monday October 03 20059:44:07 PM |
Just thought you'd like to know that.

I forgot my phone at home today and some folks that I *really* *really* wanted to talk to/see tried to call and I missed them.

Now my phone is not completing outgoing calls at all, so I can't call them back. It's all very sad to me.

Putt, Poli if you don't get my text and just end up seeing this later, I'm so very sorry.

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I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgment or my behavior. - Mood:Good
Saturday October 01 20053:51:00 AM |
So, on Friday I had a birthday party. It was fun. Calm, but fun. I have very few friends, so it was just a quiet laid back affair...except the drunk boy screaming at someone on his phone on my balcony. And I had work people come by...and now I have funny blackmail stories

skittlekitty sent me a birthday card!! And I was very surprised to learn she lived in my state. I think I might have to talk to some folks about a Western Slope YT meet up.

Umm...not much else to say, yet!! *dun dun dun*

*long dramatic pause*

My beer is yummy!

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On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. - Mood:Good
Friday September 23 200512:31:10 AM |
So...who here will do a striptease to the Daily Show theme for me tonight? Considering it is already my birthday (if we're going by YT time, I still have another hour and a half to go on this side of the monitor.
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It`s officially my birthday week!! - Mood:Good
Wednesday September 21 20053:35:29 AM |
I've gotten my first birthday card in the mail!! (And only the second birthday card mailed to me in my whole life!!!!)

It was from the wonderful Ms. Sammy And she went above and beyond her duty and even sent me pressies!!

Though, If I can't find this caramel apple lip gloss in the states, I may have to go to Oz to get more...maybe that was the whole plot to begin with!

Thanks rock.

and Happy Birthday to me!!

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For my 16th birthday I didn`t get a car but I did get my very own electric rock music guitar!! - Mood:Good
Friday September 16 20054:33:58 PM |
The Boy left this morning. His dad died on Wednesday and his funeral is tomorrow and five hours away. So The Boy left. He'll be back on Sunday. It's the longest we've been apart in over a year. Isn't that sick? Seriously, realizing I wondered if we weren't in a sick co-dependent relationship that's really bad for us.

I don't think so...but hey, underlying psychological stuff happens all the time.

I just miss him so much already.
And not just because I have to take the bus to work today either.

Hey, it's my ex-best friend's birthday...should I make the effort to go to her party? Or should I sit home alone after work and drink and clean house?

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"And it`s been circulating and killing ever since." "Just like PootieTang" - Mood:Good
Sunday September 04 200512:35:51 AM |
So, I'm having a party for my birthday, Friday the 23rd. If you're in the Denver area, gimme a call, stop by, just make sure you bring presents.

I'm obsessed with presents this year. We've been saving and being responsible kids lately, so I haven't really bought myself anything fun in I'm all about presents.

Um...I really had no reason to make a journal, I just thought my quote was really funny and wanted to share with you all.

First to get it, gets an extra special prize tonight.

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How are you donating? - Mood:Good
Saturday September 03 20057:36:24 AM |
I'm donating to the Hurrican relief by getting stuff for myself that I wanted but didn't want to spend money on...since the money is going to the red cross, it's not like I'm really spending money. I'm getting stuff with money I would've donated anyway. Ya feel me?

Well, I gave real money too. My favorite radio station was having a drive and we gave $100.
Then I ate at a resaurant down the street that was giving 100% of profits to the Red Cross. And now I'm going to buy myself a t-shirt.

But I need help picking one out...I was thinking the Vote for Pedro spoof, or maybe the Oregon Trail one.

By the way, this is my new favorite t-shirt site. And my birthday is in less than three weeks

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Grumble - Mood:Good
Thursday September 01 20052:14:08 AM |
I'm in a terrible mood. Not a bad mood, just a mood that can only be described as terrible.

I had to share that with someone.

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Just a quick question - Mood:Good
Friday August 26 20055:14:16 AM |
do you have themes in your library that you didn't make?

I have a few. Cherubs, Mermaid, Verscae, and What Rainbows Really Look Like.

I just think it's really weird. I also have a question that wasn't mine.

Something about socks. It was approved years ago, and I figured it was something I would've asked I never told anyone.

But anyway, do you have the same thing going on with your profile themes?

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Photoshoppers...I need your help - Mood:Good
Thursday August 18 200511:45:07 PM |
The Boy is helping a friend at work fix up her kids sports page...because the old one is the suck. Or t3h 5uxxorz as kids who do computer stuff would say.

Where you, my dear YT'ers come in is, he's not a good photoshopper and he'd like some help redoing the logo.

He'd like it all be on one line and about an inch big...The C obviously needs to be smaller. The font is okay, but if you have a better idea, feel free to play with it.

(if the picture doesn't come out well, here's a link to the site.

Thank you so much, in advance.

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Oh, a writer. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. - Mood:Good
Sunday August 14 20054:01:40 AM |
I used to think R.L. Stine was a psuedonym because of Wheel of know RSTLNE (I don't think Wheel of Fortune gives you the L but in my head, that's the way it goes in my head)

I have the worst headache ever.
Not a migraine, but just barely below that. I don't count migraines in the regular headache category because they're so much worse than any headache could dream to ever be. They're the supervillians of my world. Headaches are just petty criminals Batman doesn't even bother concerning himself with.

I really loved the new Batman movie.
It was just freakin' awesome all the way around.
And for the first time I could see what everyone was talking about with the whole Christian Bale being hot thing...not that he wasn't *kinda* hot in American Psycho, it's just Batman is way more my type.

So, what superhero would you wanna do it with?

I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to do when I grow up. It's no fun kids. I tell ya.

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Talking about love is like dancing about architecture - Mood:Good
Saturday August 13 20053:25:25 AM |
I'm really, really in the mood to talk on the phone. It's a weird teenage urge...sometimes it sucks being grown-up. I can't call my friends and talk about crushes and how stupid everything is...because I don't have crushes. And most stuff isn't stupid. And I don't have any friends. Well, I do, but none that want to talk to me at one in the morning.


I'm kinda hungry but I don't really feel like eating.

Or watching TV. I know that wouldn't make me less hungry, but I recorded some stuff that I should be watching.

Or I could clean my house.
But that's not very likely.

Hmmm...Maybe I can just make prank phone calls.
Someone, QUICK!! Give my your ex-best friend from middle schools phone number so I can prank them!!

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It`s all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him. - Mood:Good
Thursday August 11 20056:13:29 AM |
Politics are tiring. Not that I'm in politics, but lately, I've been in a lot of political-ish arguments. It's amazing how many people force a Black/White argument (not race-related, but no room for grey) without having any debate. Okay, I'm a democrat, I lean a little more to the liberal side than a few of my DEM friends (and all of my Republican friends), but I lean far more to the right than my Green friends. So, I end up on the wrong side of the argument, no matter who I'm talking too. And if they're arguing with each other, they'll start picking me to defend them, and if I don't, they yell that I'm not strong enough in my convictions.

It's pretty dumb...but still better than talking about TV Shows. Speaking of which, I TiVo'd Monk and should really go watch that.

I was on vacation this past week. It was tons and tons of fun. We went on vacation in our own city. It's fun being a tourist and still never getting lost.

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