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Bananas - Mood:Sexy
Friday September 02 20114:32:55 PM |
This fruit is bananas. B A N A N A S.

A girl in my class sings that and it’s the cutest thing. She comes in every day with a new song. And she says, “I have a new song. It’s my Mom’s favorite.” And then proceeds to sing it in a high pitched 3 year old voice. I wish she didn’t have to grow up.

So something new happened to me the other day. I usually browse that area through the first set of doors at Barnes and Noble where they have SUPER cheap books and never find anything I want. But the other day, I browsed and found a book called Our Daily Meds about the growth of the pharmaceutical industry and the effects of marketing. It was $4. I’m really enjoying it.

New Belgium Brewing/Fat Tire has a really tasty fall seasonal beer called Hoptober.

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McDonalds hot coffee lady is vindicated! - Mood:Good
Sunday August 28 20112:27:07 PM |
Wow. I feel bad for ever misjudging that incident.

In other news...I'm fixing to have a cup of normal-grade-hot coffee and get started on life.

Today I'm going to try the zucchini slice recipe that socio linked me to. Also, some other cooking plans on the agenda, including steak, salad, and baked potato (real, not microwave). I hardly ever REAL bake a baked potato because it takes so damn long!

Oh, and beating Bowser's castle in Mario. I think I might need a beer for that one.

What's up, y'all?

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I wish Larry David were my friend... - Mood:Good
Sunday August 21 201110:54:39 PM |
He'd have known how to deal with all the asswipes I encountered today.

Douche at Ross who was too busy being bored at work to give me a pleasant response to my would have been SO DEALT WITH by my friend Larry David.

Bitchy family who took 100 items for school supplies into the EXPRESS lane at, you would have been told.

Stupid kids who tried to literally stand in our path as we left the store to try to get us to donate to their basketball team.

Ridiculous bitch who'd locked herself out of her car at the ATM and requested to use our phone only to find she didn't know anybody's number.

I encountered a lot of stupidity today.

I had something I wanted to ask you guys...but I forget....

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Help me make some food plans! - Mood:Good
Sunday August 21 20117:48:42 PM |
They're like, my favorite kinds of plans to make!

My boyf and I just joined this farm-to-table food service that delivers a box of 10-12 fruits and veggies to a set community center each week and you pick it up. It's all local, although you can add bits that are not from their "green grocery".

So my first order will include:
Purple carrots
Green chard
Green leaf lettuce


I've always enjoyed leeks, but outside of recipes, I've never ever used them. Also, I super purple carrots and cantaloupe.

I'm really excited for our first box! We get it on Thursday.

Any ideas? Suggestions? Experiences with similar services? Random comments entirely unrelated to the journal?

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Cheeseburger in paradise (CASSEROLE) - Mood:Good
Saturday August 20 201111:41:13 PM |
Man. Cheeseburger casserole is like...a magical thing. I really really really dig it. I shouldn't make it every week because it's the only time I ever get seconds.

I've been going to the gym like MAD. I'm really proud of myself. I can even tell a slight difference (though I'm sure nobody else can yet). I took today off, being that it's Saturday, but all in all, I feel like a new woman in terms of my commitment to it.

I saw an old lady walking the other day and she was super decrepit. I realized that I wanted to get super fit now as an investment in my getting old. Kinda like how on Mario, you want to get fire power, so that not only can you blast the sh*t out of goombas and koopas, but if you lose it, you're still big. Then if you lose that, you're still alive.

What's your favorite music to workout to? Right now I'm on a Muse kick.

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I don`t know who started it - Mood:Naughty
Wednesday August 17 20111:27:33 AM |
And frankly, I don't care. But there are some copycats afoot!

I wrote an essay yesterday to the mother of one of my students. It was entitled "Disney Tips". I felt like I went way overboard in giving advice for her upcoming vacation. So I was really happy when she emailed me a thank you saying how helpful it was!

My boyfriend made gazpacho tonight (for a potluck). I've never tried it. He wanted to make it because his tv-girlfriend made it on her show (Sara Snow).

Rick Perry scares me. I think he stands an actual chance against Obama because he is the kind of guy you'd want to grab a beer with (but let's be honest, doesn't half of Texas fit that criteria?).

Oh, and we're doing a dinosaur unit at school right now. So we made shoeseratops. (I traced their shoes, they added dino features). Most of them looked more like bacteria than dinosaurs.

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I hope you enjoyed your PARK - Mood:Good
Sunday August 14 201112:02:16 AM |
I went to the park today. It was a really long walk. Not really long. But like, 4.5 miles.

Afterwards, we went to a Hawaiian restaurant that was delicious. We went only for a drink and an appetizer, and it turned into a few drinks and a whole meal. BUT IT WAS TOO GOOD!

Also...why would anyone want a cat when dogs exist?

The best sign ever is coming in my next post.

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Good websites for tshirts, toys, etc? - Mood:Good
Saturday August 13 20113:34:11 PM |
Looking for gifts, need some quick advice.

Sorry for USING you guys like this. But dammit, that's what you're good for!

Like a whore.

To make this kind of a journal, I was cracking eggs this morning to scramble them and one had blood in it! I freaked out. What a rarity. We ate it. The special powers haven't appeared just yet...(fingers crossed for invisibility).

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I just won tickets! - Mood:Good
Friday August 12 20119:48:20 PM |
I haven't won anything in a really long time! But I just randomly entered this contest on the radio station's website. And then they mailed me tickets!!

Last time I won something from the radio, I was told that I had to drive to the station to pick up my prize (which were two movie tickets), and the station was super far away, so I didn't bother.

Oh, yeah, they are to go see the Carolina Chocolate Drops. At the zoo.

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If the world were Eric Northman, I`d tell it to bite me - Mood:Good
Wednesday August 10 201111:43:18 PM |
It's weird that I know some Jewish prayers better than Christian ones.

Also, what's the deal with meat-eating plants? Are you even plants?

My boss is gone. I really miss her. Life is tough without her here.

I love this new wine I found. It's like 8 bucks of deliciousness.

This week has worn me out and it's not even halfway done!!!

My favorite Simpsons are the ones that tie every character's story together.

I don't like the new Jack in the box ad. It's for a breakfast of pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns, and bacon, for 2.99!! That seems way too cheap. I don't think food should be expensive, but our food system is kinda f*cked.

That racial murder in Mississippi makes me really uneasy.

To a different degree, so do people's reactions to the riots in England and the economy.

I wish people were different.

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So I just realized it`s been over a month - Mood:Good
Saturday August 06 20112:45:48 PM |
Since I had my last cigarette! I still get cravings from time to time, of course. This is the first time I've ever attempted to quit without cheating using a hookah or by smoking weed.

In other news, the news forum drives me crazy. I used to enjoy it but now I just get bored from all that noise.

I watched Jersey Shore last night. Man those are some clueless bitches. My boyfriend said, "how sad is it that they're older than us?" and I didn't believe him so I looked it up, and some of them are like 30! Like "the situation". I think the guys are all around that age, and the girls are probably all around 24. I couldn't find everyone's ages, but, still. This was prompted by the fact that of the ones that most of them still live at home with their parents.

Happy Weekend, YT!

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What YTer would you MOST want to meet in person? - Mood:Good
Friday August 05 20115:00:26 PM |
Maybe it's someone you realistically easily could meet but you haven't. Maybe someone you really enjoy PMs with. Maybe you just like the way they are.

Who would you most want to meet?

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How do you dream? - Mood:Good
Saturday July 30 20112:24:56 PM |
I sometimes read about other people's dreams and they're these sequential stories and whatnot. Maybe that's the way I dream too, but I only wake up remembering tidbits.

I had the best sex dream of my life last night. That tidbit should have occupied the entire REM cycle.

But another involved having something thrown at me by some dude in a dorm/house who wouldn't give me directions to my dorm, and made my head bleed. Also I had a workbook with laminated pages for dry erase markers and I'm not sure what language it was in.

Another bit involved a friend of mine who had invited me out to the city for the day and then her dad showed up and launched a custody drama.

Also there was an ice cream store with paraffin in the name and it charged $15 a bowl.

I never dream in black and white.

I can never control my dreams.

And the "friend" in this dream was imaginary

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Dear Uncle Tony, - Mood:Good
Saturday July 23 20112:52:24 PM |
Have I ever done anything to give you the impression I enjoy getting your chain mail? Have I sent one to you? Replied to any of the hundreds you've sent to me? Or otherwise indicated I would like to receive this crap?


Didn't think so.

I'm so sick of getting chain mail from people you can't really be a bitch to. Mostly my uncle and my boyfriend's mom.

And if you DO really think it's a cute story or something that you want to share SO badly, then f*cking copy and paste it into a fresh email instead of forwarding it for the hundredth time.

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Speaking of broken penises in Jamaica... - Mood:Good
Saturday July 16 20119:50:43 PM |
i'm drunk.

I came up with a life plan today. It's to retire in the British virgin islands.

Best plan ever made...................

How are you?

P.S. It's like...70 degrees here. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Micronesia is so small... - Mood:Good
Sunday July 10 20112:46:27 AM |
It's called MICROnesia.

Today was really busy. I got my first ever emissions test (and passed) then a new Washington tag. Both processes were insanely efficient. I didn't know what to think. At least at the tag agency, the lady was kind of bitchy. That put me at ease.

A lot of red wine spilled on our carpet this evening. We didn't have any club soda, but we poured some ginger ale over it. It's less bloody now.

I'm excited to go back to work on Monday.

Nobody's on YT right now, I bet. BUT I AM.

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Harry Potter makes me sad :-( - Mood:Sad
Friday July 08 20111:50:33 AM |
Harry Potter coming out makes me quite sad. I recently saw the first part of the seventh book. My mom didn't live to see it. It was one of her few things she wanted to live to see. She once went to a book release party (I think it was for book 5) wearing a "Muggle Mom" nametag.

She also introduced me to Green Day.

She was awesome.

I haven't posted in a while. Been off all week for summer vacation, but busy getting things together for the rest of the year.

It's weird to see the conclusion of Casey Anthony's trial now that we've moved away. I don't think I realized it was national news.

Anyway...I don't have much to say except the things I already did. Also, I'm over being pissed off with YT. I'm enamored again. Maybe not enamored. But..."comfortable".

Let's get fat together, YT!

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Writing Ideas - Mood:Good
Saturday July 02 20114:26:13 PM |
A friend of mine asked me to give him some good ideas for short stories.

But you guys are better than I am at this stuff.

So shoot! Ridiculous, awesome, outlandish, and hilarious ideas. Let them come forth.

I poured boiling water over my hand this morning.

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I want a pet zebra! - Mood:Mischievous
Thursday June 30 20117:35:45 PM |
Thanks to "watch crappy kids movies" day.

Just finished Princess Protection Program. It's a pretty brilliant film with the premise that there exists an international agency which assists princesses in times of need by hiding them away from danger. Apparently they get a ton of business. The "makeover" scene was PACKED with princesses preparing for relocation.

It was an excellently predictable disney movie. Perfect for after you've had a bottle of Hypnotiq and half a bottle of wine to drink.

My goal of the day is to get drunk.

Today is the start of my summer vacation! The kids graduated today. I had to speak about them. I was really nervous, but it turned out okay.

And now I'm off for a week!

You may ask me one question and one question only.

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I got bizniz cards today. - Mood:Good
Saturday June 25 20112:40:25 AM |
I had a job with business cards right after graduating college. Well, right after the internship I did after college.

I liked that job a lot (it was when I first fell in love with YT because I had so much free time in an office) but moved away.

Anyway...I haven't had a business card since. Until today!

My boss bought me an engraved business card holder too! It was really sweet and nice.

I feel like a grown-up, but in the good way.

Also my boyf and my 5 year anniversary is soon. That's ridiculous.

What should I mix with vodka: strawberry lemonade, razzleberry juice, or boysenberry nectar?

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YT is losing its charm. - Mood:Good
Thursday June 23 20119:21:14 PM |
Is this the summer blues?

Oh well. I may be falling out of love with YT, but luckily I just got cable!

And Futurama starts tonight And True Blood starts on Sunday! I'm not much of a tv person, but these shows both really excite me. Sexually, I mean.

I bought a six pack today after a lunch meeting with my boss in which she gave me a formal job offer for the lead teacher position for next year. It's a much better offer than I was planning on (by about $4,150).

I'm also pretty excited for that. And I get a week off starting next Friday for summer break. Don't know what to do with myself!

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Losing at the internet. - Mood:Naughty
Tuesday June 21 201110:43:09 PM |
I talked to my brother today for the first time in a while.

He told me many things, but I'll only share the best bit.

As I mentioned a while ago, my dad has let this woman and her 9 year old daughter move in with him. I haven't met her or her daughter, but my brother has.

Anyway, the 9 year old has a facebook. I know, what the f*ck. But she does. And she apparently recently posted a video of her singing a Pink song on youtube. Too much internet for a kid, if you ask me. But then again, the internet didn't exist when I was 9

Anyway.......long story short, some friend of hers (the kid) posted on her facebook that she should remove the youtube video because people were being mean and sh*t.

So her mom posts on HER facebook that she's just jealous of her daughter's amazing voice

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Ask me anything... - Mood:Belligerent
Saturday June 18 201111:33:10 PM |
...And I'll respond in rhyme.
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I want to be a mean girl. - Mood:Good
Friday June 17 201110:06:52 PM |
I'm so annoyed with myself.

I have a lot of difficulty being honest if it might hurt someone's feelings, even if it's just on the internet! Like that "ignore list" thread. I really wanted to post some names, but then I wanted to write a disclaimer that I was sure they were fine people, even though I'm not entirely sure of that at all! I'm just afraid of being mean. Maybe it's working with little kids too much.

I also found myself unable to post in the who would you f*ck thread, even though there is quite definitely a mental list. I wish I could be more honest about these things with you, YT!

Tomorrow I have a CPR class from 10-4:45. There's also a brewer's festival and a street fair going on, but I can't decide which to go to (by myself ....loser).

I need some friends. I miss having them.

Oh, and I got cable yesterday. For True Blood!

What's new?

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What do you know? - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 14 20111:48:07 AM |
My oil was changed about 3 months ago, but I've only driven about 1000 miles since. Is it crucial to change my oil because I've reached the "time limit"? If not, when I reach 3000, or sooner?

I just started working out regularly/seriously. Tell me some tips. Assume I know nothing about it (it's practically true).

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