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Good websites for tshirts, toys, etc? - Mood:Good
Saturday August 13 20113:34:11 PM |
Looking for gifts, need some quick advice.

Sorry for USING you guys like this. But dammit, that's what you're good for!

Like a whore.

To make this kind of a journal, I was cracking eggs this morning to scramble them and one had blood in it! I freaked out. What a rarity. We ate it. The special powers haven't appeared just yet...(fingers crossed for invisibility).

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I just won tickets! - Mood:Good
Friday August 12 20119:48:20 PM |
I haven't won anything in a really long time! But I just randomly entered this contest on the radio station's website. And then they mailed me tickets!!

Last time I won something from the radio, I was told that I had to drive to the station to pick up my prize (which were two movie tickets), and the station was super far away, so I didn't bother.

Oh, yeah, they are to go see the Carolina Chocolate Drops. At the zoo.

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If the world were Eric Northman, I`d tell it to bite me - Mood:Good
Wednesday August 10 201111:43:18 PM |
It's weird that I know some Jewish prayers better than Christian ones.

Also, what's the deal with meat-eating plants? Are you even plants?

My boss is gone. I really miss her. Life is tough without her here.

I love this new wine I found. It's like 8 bucks of deliciousness.

This week has worn me out and it's not even halfway done!!!

My favorite Simpsons are the ones that tie every character's story together.

I don't like the new Jack in the box ad. It's for a breakfast of pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns, and bacon, for 2.99!! That seems way too cheap. I don't think food should be expensive, but our food system is kinda f*cked.

That racial murder in Mississippi makes me really uneasy.

To a different degree, so do people's reactions to the riots in England and the economy.

I wish people were different.

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So I just realized it`s been over a month - Mood:Good
Saturday August 06 20112:45:48 PM |
Since I had my last cigarette! I still get cravings from time to time, of course. This is the first time I've ever attempted to quit without cheating using a hookah or by smoking weed.

In other news, the news forum drives me crazy. I used to enjoy it but now I just get bored from all that noise.

I watched Jersey Shore last night. Man those are some clueless bitches. My boyfriend said, "how sad is it that they're older than us?" and I didn't believe him so I looked it up, and some of them are like 30! Like "the situation". I think the guys are all around that age, and the girls are probably all around 24. I couldn't find everyone's ages, but, still. This was prompted by the fact that of the ones that most of them still live at home with their parents.

Happy Weekend, YT!

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What YTer would you MOST want to meet in person? - Mood:Good
Friday August 05 20115:00:26 PM |
Maybe it's someone you realistically easily could meet but you haven't. Maybe someone you really enjoy PMs with. Maybe you just like the way they are.

Who would you most want to meet?

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How do you dream? - Mood:Good
Saturday July 30 20112:24:56 PM |
I sometimes read about other people's dreams and they're these sequential stories and whatnot. Maybe that's the way I dream too, but I only wake up remembering tidbits.

I had the best sex dream of my life last night. That tidbit should have occupied the entire REM cycle.

But another involved having something thrown at me by some dude in a dorm/house who wouldn't give me directions to my dorm, and made my head bleed. Also I had a workbook with laminated pages for dry erase markers and I'm not sure what language it was in.

Another bit involved a friend of mine who had invited me out to the city for the day and then her dad showed up and launched a custody drama.

Also there was an ice cream store with paraffin in the name and it charged $15 a bowl.

I never dream in black and white.

I can never control my dreams.

And the "friend" in this dream was imaginary

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Dear Uncle Tony, - Mood:Good
Saturday July 23 20112:52:24 PM |
Have I ever done anything to give you the impression I enjoy getting your chain mail? Have I sent one to you? Replied to any of the hundreds you've sent to me? Or otherwise indicated I would like to receive this crap?

No?

Didn't think so.

I'm so sick of getting chain mail from people you can't really be a bitch to. Mostly my uncle and my boyfriend's mom.

And if you DO really think it's a cute story or something that you want to share SO badly, then f*cking copy and paste it into a fresh email instead of forwarding it for the hundredth time.

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Speaking of broken penises in Jamaica... - Mood:Good
Saturday July 16 20119:50:43 PM |
i'm drunk.

I came up with a life plan today. It's to retire in the British virgin islands.

Best plan ever made...................

How are you?

P.S. It's like...70 degrees here. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Micronesia is so small... - Mood:Good
Sunday July 10 20112:46:27 AM |
It's called MICROnesia.

Today was really busy. I got my first ever emissions test (and passed) then a new Washington tag. Both processes were insanely efficient. I didn't know what to think. At least at the tag agency, the lady was kind of bitchy. That put me at ease.

A lot of red wine spilled on our carpet this evening. We didn't have any club soda, but we poured some ginger ale over it. It's less bloody now.

I'm excited to go back to work on Monday.

Nobody's on YT right now, I bet. BUT I AM.

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Harry Potter makes me sad :-( - Mood:Sad
Friday July 08 20111:50:33 AM |
Harry Potter coming out makes me quite sad. I recently saw the first part of the seventh book. My mom didn't live to see it. It was one of her few things she wanted to live to see. She once went to a book release party (I think it was for book 5) wearing a "Muggle Mom" nametag.

She also introduced me to Green Day.

She was awesome.

I haven't posted in a while. Been off all week for summer vacation, but busy getting things together for the rest of the year.

It's weird to see the conclusion of Casey Anthony's trial now that we've moved away. I don't think I realized it was national news.

Anyway...I don't have much to say except the things I already did. Also, I'm over being pissed off with YT. I'm enamored again. Maybe not enamored. But..."comfortable".

Let's get fat together, YT!

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Writing Ideas - Mood:Good
Saturday July 02 20114:26:13 PM |
A friend of mine asked me to give him some good ideas for short stories.

But you guys are better than I am at this stuff.

So shoot! Ridiculous, awesome, outlandish, and hilarious ideas. Let them come forth.

I poured boiling water over my hand this morning.

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I want a pet zebra! - Mood:Mischievous
Thursday June 30 20117:35:45 PM |
Thanks to "watch crappy kids movies" day.

Just finished Princess Protection Program. It's a pretty brilliant film with the premise that there exists an international agency which assists princesses in times of need by hiding them away from danger. Apparently they get a ton of business. The "makeover" scene was PACKED with princesses preparing for relocation.

It was an excellently predictable disney movie. Perfect for after you've had a bottle of Hypnotiq and half a bottle of wine to drink.

My goal of the day is to get drunk.

Today is the start of my summer vacation! The kids graduated today. I had to speak about them. I was really nervous, but it turned out okay.

And now I'm off for a week!

You may ask me one question and one question only.

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I got bizniz cards today. - Mood:Good
Saturday June 25 20112:40:25 AM |
I had a job with business cards right after graduating college. Well, right after the internship I did after college.

I liked that job a lot (it was when I first fell in love with YT because I had so much free time in an office) but moved away.

Anyway...I haven't had a business card since. Until today!

My boss bought me an engraved business card holder too! It was really sweet and nice.

I feel like a grown-up, but in the good way.

Also my boyf and my 5 year anniversary is soon. That's ridiculous.

What should I mix with vodka: strawberry lemonade, razzleberry juice, or boysenberry nectar?

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YT is losing its charm. - Mood:Good
Thursday June 23 20119:21:14 PM |
Is this the summer blues?

Oh well. I may be falling out of love with YT, but luckily I just got cable!

And Futurama starts tonight And True Blood starts on Sunday! I'm not much of a tv person, but these shows both really excite me. Sexually, I mean.

I bought a six pack today after a lunch meeting with my boss in which she gave me a formal job offer for the lead teacher position for next year. It's a much better offer than I was planning on (by about $4,150).

I'm also pretty excited for that. And I get a week off starting next Friday for summer break. Don't know what to do with myself!

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Losing at the internet. - Mood:Naughty
Tuesday June 21 201110:43:09 PM |
I talked to my brother today for the first time in a while.

He told me many things, but I'll only share the best bit.

As I mentioned a while ago, my dad has let this woman and her 9 year old daughter move in with him. I haven't met her or her daughter, but my brother has.

Anyway, the 9 year old has a facebook. I know, what the f*ck. But she does. And she apparently recently posted a video of her singing a Pink song on youtube. Too much internet for a kid, if you ask me. But then again, the internet didn't exist when I was 9

Anyway.......long story short, some friend of hers (the kid) posted on her facebook that she should remove the youtube video because people were being mean and sh*t.

So her mom posts on HER facebook that she's just jealous of her daughter's amazing voice

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Ask me anything... - Mood:Belligerent
Saturday June 18 201111:33:10 PM |
...And I'll respond in rhyme.
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I want to be a mean girl. - Mood:Good
Friday June 17 201110:06:52 PM |
I'm so annoyed with myself.

I have a lot of difficulty being honest if it might hurt someone's feelings, even if it's just on the internet! Like that "ignore list" thread. I really wanted to post some names, but then I wanted to write a disclaimer that I was sure they were fine people, even though I'm not entirely sure of that at all! I'm just afraid of being mean. Maybe it's working with little kids too much.

I also found myself unable to post in the who would you f*ck thread, even though there is quite definitely a mental list. I wish I could be more honest about these things with you, YT!

Tomorrow I have a CPR class from 10-4:45. There's also a brewer's festival and a street fair going on, but I can't decide which to go to (by myself ....loser).

I need some friends. I miss having them.

Oh, and I got cable yesterday. For True Blood!

What's new?

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What do you know? - Mood:Good
Tuesday June 14 20111:48:07 AM |
My oil was changed about 3 months ago, but I've only driven about 1000 miles since. Is it crucial to change my oil because I've reached the "time limit"? If not, when I reach 3000, or sooner?

I just started working out regularly/seriously. Tell me some tips. Assume I know nothing about it (it's practically true).

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Tell me about a time when you got in trouble. - Mood:Good
Sunday June 12 20116:04:31 PM |
Honestly, this is the best thing I've ever seen.

So there was this kid in sixth grade who took my algebra folder and wouldn't give it back. So I scratched him on his arm, he called me a bitch, and gave it back, and kind of slapped me.

Nobody was seriously injured or anything. It wasn't even loud enough or big enough a deal to disrupt the class or get the teacher's attention.

But the kid, Timothy, went home that night, and his mom asked about the scratch, and he told her what had happened (or at least, the part about me scratching him).

The next day I get called in to the administrator's office and get a day of in school suspension for "fighting". I tell her that he slapped me and called me a bitch and he gets half a day of in school suspension and lunch detention.

It was a pretty big deal to me at the time.

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Finally! - Mood:Good
Saturday June 11 20116:52:20 PM |
I haven't been spammed in a LONG TIME. But finally, someone took the effort. Thanks amina-whoeverthehellyouare.

In other news, today is a waste. I went to the gym this morning and apparently that means I get to be lazy for the rest of the day. Had sushi for lunch...yummy.

About to begin a little Lost marathon.

But I have an important decision for you, YT:


OR



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Tigers don`t live in Africa, yo - Mood:Good
Saturday June 04 20111:19:39 AM |
I had this friend in h/s who lived in a really small house in a really lower end neighborhood. Then, out of nowhere, he moved to a really nice gated neighborhood into a house with a sauna and a pool. It was weird. I think his mom won a lawsuit or something.

I cleaned my entire house today. Took everything out of the closets and reorganized it all...did a bunch of laundry, cleaned the floors, cleaned the crevices in the kitchen, just everything! It felt really good but now I'm really tired. I haven't had dinner yet!

I fail at quitting smoking so much I don't even know why I bother trying.

In spite of getting so much done, I didn't get to a few things that REALLY needed it (non-cleaning related). Meh.

I got asked out today by a crazy stalker guy who kept driving by me while I was walking my dog. When I said, "I'm dating someone" he said, "Tomorrow night?"

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Oh, English, you old skank! - Mood:Good
Sunday May 29 201112:46:18 AM |
I realized today that I use "delightful" far too often. At last half of the time that I want to use it, I opt for a synonym instead, realizing that I use the word excessively.

So it's definitely my favorite adjective.

It got me thinking, do I have other favorite parts of speech?

Adjective: delightful
Verb: seduce
Noun: conniption

What about you? Any words that you find particularly delightful?

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I have a crush. - Mood:Good
Thursday May 26 20116:20:32 PM |
A few, really.

One is a real, bonafide, I'd have sex with you if I ever had the chance, crush.

The rest are non-sexual. None more significant than my crush on Amy Poehler. I just want to know her in real life and be her best friend!

I also have a bus-crush on this girl who takes the bus to school every day. We've never spoken, but I love how respectful she is of personal space. If I can, I always try to sit by her.

Do you have any crushes that are non-sexual? Who's your biggest celebrity crush?

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Tomorrow my life will improve by a hundred percent. - Mood:Good
Friday May 20 201111:21:25 PM |
I'm getting a couch! No more sitting on squish pillows (though you have served me well, squishies)!

We may take a trip to Ikea and get a new mattress for the pullout bed and maybe a foam topper and go to that instead of our air mattresses.

Moving on up....
To the east side...
To a deluxe apartment...
In the sky...

F*ck yeah.

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THIS CITY! - Mood:Good
Thursday May 19 201110:36:37 PM |
URGH!

It really annoys me that NOBODY in this WHOLE ENTIRE CITY sells pumpernickel bread. WHY?! My favorite bread and it just doesn't exist here. What kind of a place IS THIS?

I must have gone to six bakeries today. No grocery store sells it, none of the bakeries did. They all referenced each other as places to try, and yet NONE OF THEM had any. What a crock of sh*t.

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