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Is your crotch hungry, girl? - Mood:Good
Thursday January 25 20078:26:09 PM |
'Cuz its eating your pants!

I started a new job Monday as a preschool teacher at a private daycare that also serves as a pre-kindergarten (headstart-type program) for the Orlando school system.

So far, so good. I really like the job, but my one complaint is that the woman in the room next to me is f*cking bitchy and impatient and lazy. She's nearly intolerable. I don't see why other teachers don't have the same aversion to her as I do.

I'm mad because I missed my 12345th post last night. I was two away, and made a mental note to celebrate it, but then a while later I realized I had passed it without noticing. Mrrr.

I am really weird about numerical things. I really like numbers that have SOME sort of connection to regular life or to me. I love 1112 because it's my birthday. I remember really enjoying my student ID number being 13650, because 650 was half of 13 so it was easy to remember.

I may be lame, but my avy sure isn't!

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What kind of a father... - Mood:Good
Tuesday January 23 20079:09:14 PM |
skips his child's BIRTH to audition for American Idol?!

"I'll never again get the chance to audition for a show that has ridiculous ratings and has stuck around for 6 seasons ALREADY. If I want to see my wife pop one out, all I have to do is knock her up again at a more convenient time."

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What kind of a father... - Mood:Good
Tuesday January 23 20079:09:14 PM |
skips his child's BIRTH to audition for American Idol?!

"I'll never again get the chance to audition for a show that has ridiculous ratings and has stuck around for 6 seasons ALREADY. If I want to see my wife pop one out, all I have to do is knock her up again at a more convenient time."

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Make up my mind! - Mood:Good
Saturday January 20 200711:50:04 AM |
I'm a woman and as such am naturally indecisive.

So here's the dilemma.

I don't feel well. I've been tired for the past week (more than a person ought to be after a full night's sleep), but only today have I had any other symptoms. Which is a sore throat.

Not too sore, by any means, but sore.

Now. I REALLY want to work tomorrow. I have a 10 hour shift and can make overtime. Today I only have a 6 hour shift and it's only worth about 40 bucks.

I AM, however, quite broke and trying to make as much money as I can. So 40 bucks would help that cause.

I'm concerned that if I go to work today I'll feel like ass tomorrow and not want to work my 10 hour shift.

I also need to do laundry.

Furthermore, I start a new full time job on Monday for which I do NOT want to be sick whatsoever.

So...youthink...advise me! To call in, or not to call in, that is the question.

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Porn stars...what`s in it for them? - Mood:Good
Monday January 15 200711:18:21 AM |
Is it a love of money or a love of sex that keeps the porn industry in business?

("Self esteem, it's all about self esteem in the schools these days. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grow on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?")

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Hey you. Your assistance is needed in aisle here. - Mood:Good
Sunday January 14 20071:23:42 PM |
I know a billion people have probably had this issue. Or maybe I'm the first.

Regardless, I can't get profile music to work. Minor crisis doesn't give me a link ending in .mp3. And when I try to just add .mp3 on it won't work.

Can someone direct me to a place where uploading music is easy, or explain how to do this please?

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Attention Space Travelers: - Mood:Good
Sunday January 14 200712:19:40 AM |
Are my three favorite words in the English language. What are yours?

These words signal the onset of a breakdown spiel, alerting all guests at Space Mountain that we are experiencing technical difficulties at this time.

Technical difficulties are great. You get a break from the monotony of your normal day to either go out on track and reset the ride, or talk to guests about why we’re broken down. Of course, the token answer (and honest one) is always, “I don’t know the nature of the problems, but we will resume flights as soon as we’ve reset the ride.” Most people freak out that it’s something unsafe. “Did somebody die?” “Did a piece of track fall?” But it’s always something boring.

Someone DID almost die recently. Flat-lined and everything. But Reedy Creek saved them.

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I know that you can be overwhelmed, and I`m pretty sure you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be "whelmed"? - Mood:Overwhelmed
Thursday January 11 200711:04:29 AM |
I'm whelmed for our country. I've been concerned for a while.

I have faith in our newly elected officials, and I'm holding my breath preparing myself for the inevitable let-down that I know to expect.

But I'm mostly concerned with how apathetic most Americans are about our current situation. Everybody is quick to say they want us out of Iraq, but I think mostly because they're tired of hearing about it. Nobody seems to care that we've got soldiers dropping like flies. Nobody seems to care that we invaded the Iran consulate in Iraq, arresting five staff members, and confiscating documentation and computers. Nobody seems to care about...well...anything.

Is it because we're caught in a consumer frenzy? Is it because we're too busy struggling to make ends meet? Is it both?

My roommate, for instance, couldn't care less what is happening in the world. He's too busy caring about who gets kicked off of America's Next Top Model.

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Colonies on the moon - Mood:Good
Wednesday January 10 200712:08:38 PM |
I had a dream that there were colonies being built on the moon. I went to a science center with a river raft ride that showed you the moon up close, and bam, there was a hospital visible, and cars, and all sorts of activity. I ran around trying to tell people that there were colonies on the moon, and nobody cared! To me, it was a big f*cking deal.

It took a few minutes of waking up to realize there were not.

Then, I dreamt my ex-boyfriend called to tell me he had herpes, but that it was given to him by God as punishment for something, so I didn't have to worry about it, but he wanted me to know.

THEN, I got woken up (rudely, on my day off) by some Brazilian dudes I gave a ride home to the other day. I told them I could get them into Disney (after they begged), and then they didn't call at the set time. Well, today they called wanting me to get them in Friday. I don't know if I will. It's SO inconvenient for me. Maybe if they pay me.

Any weird dreams recently?

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Help, quick like bunny, por favor, about image sites - Mood:Good
Wednesday January 10 20071:07:51 AM |
Can someone tell me what site everyone uses to find images for profiles?

It's very popular among youthinkers...

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Biggest Wang of 2006... - Mood:Good
Saturday January 06 200712:05:22 AM |
In first place, Tom Cruise.
Second place, Lilsublime.
And third place, Sean Hannity.

Thanks to all...three people who entered.

Prizes will be forthcoming (two paychecks from now).

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Y tu mama tambien! - Mood:Confident
Friday January 05 200711:41:26 PM |
I feel so great right now.

I just got off the phone with my boyfriend (who, sadly, left me this morning for the stupid state of Idaho) and was told that his mother REALLY likes me.

SO much so that not only has she invited me over to dinner Sunday night to look at pictures and hang out, but she lectured James on how great I was and how he'd better do right by me and not lose me because I was so great.

I like her a lot too.

Also, I'm a bit amazed that she likes me so much, seeing as how before James left, we helped her move his bed out of his room into the spare, and she saw a condom wrapper for which I was 50% responsible. But rather than looking at me as a hussy, she is cool about it, because she's just a cool lady.

Yay for Trina.

Pineapple juice all around!!

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I`ve got good news and bad news... - Mood:Good
Friday January 05 20075:23:26 PM |
The good news is, even though my secret santa didn't pull through, I got a not-so-secret santa gift

Thanks EVER SO to Sonita888 for the lovely bath set she sent me for X-mas. Her not-so-secret gift ought to be arriving soon(ish). We decided to exchange gifts since she'd forgotten to sign up in time and I had an extra Secret Santa gift I'd bought for an X-mas party I was unable to attend. It was a white elephant gift exchange party though, not secret santa. Don't go thinking I cheated someone out of a gift!

The bad news is that my boyfriend and best friend left today for Idaho for school. Which means we must resume our long distance relationship. It was SO glorious to live in the same city for the 3 months we had together. It's going to suck going back to long distance. But alas, we'll make it work. Absence, heart, fonder, etc.

I won't see him again probably until March, then until June, and ugh. Just ugh.

No cuddling. No sex. No playtime. NADA.

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I woke up next to someone new! - Mood:Good
Saturday December 30 20069:58:57 AM |
His name is Rufus, and he's about 3 inches long.

He is a lizard.

And his face was a few inches from mine when I woke.

It's so weird to think that 2 years ago, I probably would have screamed, freaked out, and made a big deal out of trying to get the lizard out of my room. Now, however, I kind of like having the friend. I won't trap him or anything. He can just roam around until he's ready to leave.

He's made himself a bed out of my sleep shirt though. That's my one complaint. Way to wear out your welcome, Rufus!

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Happiest Place on Earth, MY ASS! - Mood:Disgusted
Saturday December 30 200612:56:30 AM |
After a lovely 11 hours spent working at one of the most popular attractions in the Magic Kingdom, it has come to my attention that I'm an idiot. Why do I work such a stressful job for so little money!?

Seriously, it's so difficult to describe what it's like to work there to someone who hasn't done it. But let me say, it's insane. You're dealing with thousands of people every hour, most of them angry at having to wait in line to be there, and most of them having left their brains at home.

I lost count of the number of guests I yelled at today.

I don't understand why you would come to a theme park, wait in line for an hour and a half, and then ignore every instruction of the ONE person who knows what the f*ck they're doing. Guests don't need Mickey ears. They need listening ears. Dammit.

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Ranting (not about Katie) - Mood:Good
Thursday December 28 200610:41:21 PM |
Is it just me, or didn't CaptainTrips used to have 99,999 posts? Did one get spam deleted, or am I insane in the membrane?

Also, I've come to the conclusion that we'd be far better off if everyone could drive cooperatively. Let's acknowledge that we are ALL trying to get somewhere, and work together to make that happen. Today, my boyfriend and I got stuck behind the bus in the far right lane. Lots of cars zoomed by us (with our turn signal on) in the lane next to us. The lane next to them, on the other hand, was ENTIRELY empty. Any one of these drivers could have taken note that we wanted over, and moved themselves over for a bit to help that happen. But noooo...Nobody can help anybody in Orlando. No wonder we're the angriest city! GRR!

Also, can someone please explain the issue with cloned animals for meat? If anything, the conservative base ought to see these as soulless animals and thus BETTER to eat than those born of mothers with souls.

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4th Annual BIGGEST WANG OF THE YEAR Awards--Nomination Form Within. - Mood:Happy
Tuesday December 26 200611:18:20 AM |
As the year draws to a close, broadcast media everywhere will begin counting down the top everythings of 2006.

For the fourth year running, I will be sponsoring the BIGGEST WANG OF THE YEAR Award. This prestigious competition is judged solely by me, but can be given to ANY person, so long as they are not fictitious. The person who nominates the Biggest Wang of the Year will receive a snazzy prize (by snazzy, I mean cheap, but it’s still a prize!) and the BIGGEST WANG him or herself will receive public humiliation at their wanginess.

The rules are simple. Nominees must be real people. Nominees must be wangtastic. Nominations must be received by 11:59 PM December 31, 2006. Winners will be announced January 1, 2007.

To nominate a wang for this award, please fill out the nomination form below and submit it to me via PM, via this thread, or via e-mail to

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Peace, love, and happiness - Mood:Good
Sunday December 24 20062:51:32 PM |
I'm creating a 3-CD gift set entitled Peace, Love, and Happiness.

For Peace, I'd like to focus on music that is soothing and enjoyable to listen to high (or if you don't get high, then music that is incredibly GOOD).

For Happiness, I'd like catchy music that isn't current pop music. Old pop music is fine, especially from the 80's and prior.

And for Love, I'd like less conventional love songs (though a few conventional ones are ok).

I have a pretty good idea of what to put on each CD, but I'm a few songs short on each. I've got SOME fillers I could put in, but I think yall might be able to give me ideas I haven't thought of.

Soooooooo...for your Christmas gift to me, please give me ideas! Also, please specify which category it should be considered under, as it may be a song I don't know (which is fine...I'm not opposed to new songs).

Please and thank you!

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Is there such a thing as a healthy addiction? - Mood:Good
Thursday December 21 200611:37:04 AM |
The pot debate in generals has got me thinking...

Is there?

Is all addiction by nature bad, or can it be healthy?

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Extra, extra! 8 year old`s opinion on beauty matters more than old man`s! Read all about it. - Mood:Good
Tuesday December 19 20068:47:58 PM |
Today I worked from 9-7:30. I had my first break at 11:45. My next at 1:55. My last at 6:20.

Boy was I angry. I told myself if I didn't get a 3rd break I was going to give my 2 weeks notice and just switch to full time at my other job after the holidays. I still might, but I'd prefer not to quit as it has great benefits (including health insurance and park admission). We'll see what happens.

An 8 year old told me I was beautiful today too. I have to say, I get hit on a fair bit, mostly by men at work, but this takes the cake. Somehow an 8 year old's opinion means more than an adult's.

I get told EVERY DAY by this 70 year old man how pretty I am. Today he told me I was so pretty it should be illegal.

I'm not telling you this to be narcissistic (Oh, worship me, I'm so pretty!), but to say how weird it is to be hit on by an old man daily. I don't know how to respond.

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If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I`ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow uuuup, not me! (not I, NOT ME!!!!) - Mood:Good
Tuesday December 19 200612:23:56 AM | best friend and I were once part of, a forum/social networking site slightly unlike this one.

It had groups you could join, and one of these groups, Fly Chicks for the Geeky Guy, was quite awesome.

FCFTGG had a photo scavenger hunt (an idea we ought to consider here) and it was hellafun to participate in. I was under the weather during most of the hunt, but I gave it my all anyway, because all it took was going places and taking pictures.

At any rate, my best friend (the one who neglected to tell me she was engaged) e-mailed me today because she had found the photo gallery online.

Her e-mail message was simply "Wow," and I think she was right on the money.

Wow indeed.

Exhibit A:

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Possibilities of Shwag - Mood:Good
Sunday December 17 20061:36:14 AM |
Nobody's f*cking online right now, so I'm sure this journal will get 2 replies, if that.


I had a fun experience today worth writing about, so here goes.

At work, a man approached me asking how to use his silver pass in the fastpass machines. I said I didn't know how silver passes worked and had never seen one, and he said it was like a maingate admission pass. I told him to use his cast ID, but he explained he worked for Pixar. I decided to give him some extra attraction re-entry passes for any ride in the park, because I like to hook up fellow employees.

Well, later he was riding and asked for my email address and sent me an email asking for my address so he can send me some "shwag" from their newest feature.

I don't really know what "shwag" is, outside of it's marijuana connotation. But I'm pretty excited about the possibilities of shwag.

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Quick like bunny! - Mood:Happy
Saturday December 16 200612:17:54 AM |
I need your help, asap por favor!

I'm making a CD for my favorite boyfriend in the universe, and I want it to have a lot of good love songs that are actually good to listen to.

Rock and reggae are preferred.

Any and all help is mucho appreciated.

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On a scale of 1-10, I`m REAL mad right now. - Mood:Shocked
Tuesday December 12 20067:37:05 PM |
My best friend got engaged November 23rd.

And I just found out about it via facebook.

Also, my throat is trying to rip a hole in itself.

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Pirates (-ish) - Mood:Good
Tuesday December 12 200612:13:27 AM |
I got a new favorite song yesterday.

A song I'd heard before, I'm sure, but yesterday it became my favorite. It was a day of discovery.

The song is Hem of your Garment by Cake. It makes me want to sing and dance.

Something that doesn't make me want to sing and dance is the cereal I'm eating. It's the bottom of the box of Raisin Nut Bran and it's heavy on the nuts and bran but completely devoid of raisins! What's Raisin Nut Bran without the raisins?

I really love this song.

Oh, and I put it on a CD entitled "Scurvy--It's not just for pirates anymore", inspired by the fact that every song on it was from a CD I owned. No pirated music whatsoever.

And while I'm on the topic of pirates, I might as well tell you of the Secret Santa gift I got for work. A fresh bar of designer soap with a pirate flag design and a sea sponge.

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