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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? (Supergay) - Mood:Good
Sunday September 19 201011:14:34 AM |
I read Dr. Seuss's ABC book to my class and the rest of school as we all joined up as the day finished, and we had to go outside for some reason. But for some reason the word motherf*ck was in the book twice, and I read it instead of censoring it out. Sauron's eye was also in the book for some reason.

After school let out, I went to another school next door where two of our aides also worked and a few of our kids also went. I saw one of my students (4 y/o) throwing his garbage on the floor. I said, "Is that what we're supposed to do with our trash?" And he got really angry but picked it up. Then I snuck out through a window of the 2nd school to get to my car parked on the street which didn't work but had a prescription I needed inside it. It was raining, but a nice rain, and the 2nd school had a bounce house outside.

Analyze mine and tell me yours so I can do the same.

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What is up with that OLD one on 90210? - Mood:Good
Saturday September 18 20104:08:56 PM |
Watching the Pilot now. Seriously, what's with Andrea?


My boyfriend was at work the other day when a man came to check in who worked for RenPure.

"I see you work for RenPure," he said to the man.
"I don't just work there, I'm the owner," the man said.
"Oh. My girlfriend loves your products."
"Give me your address, I'll send her a gift package."

And voila!
I scored like a quarterback on prom night.

F*cking amazing! I really do their products.

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What`s the opposite of rad? - Mood:Good
Friday September 17 20105:46:24 PM |
He doesn't take the trash out
Even if it's full.
He'll just pile more sh*t on top.

His toilet's smeared with poo, on the seat and in the bowl.

The tub is covered in scum.

He hasn't paid electric in two months.

He smells and has bad teeth.

He spills sh*t on the coffee table and never wipes it up.

He moves the coffee table to the couch and never moves it back.

He leaves the tv on even when he's not home.

He puts dirty dishes in the sink instead of the empty dishwasher.

He picks the vegetables out of everything (from frozen boston market meals to spaghetti).

He drinks all my sweet tea.

When he's having a bad day, he's downright miserable.

He tells racist jokes and expects me to laugh.

He sometimes puts trash (like a tea-jug) NEXT to the trashcan instead of inside it.

My roommate is the worst.

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Pumpernickel, you`re my new favorite bread. - Mood:Bored
Sunday September 12 201012:51:04 PM |
Take that, sourdough!

I had a weird dream last night. I was Christmas shopping with my parents, and there was this stand in the store selling drinks. They were foamy drinks made from oxygen mixed with syrup. One of the flavors was HAM! I ordered one, but they didn't let me pick the flavor. Instead they gave me ham mixed with purple. And charged me $11. The large was only $5, and they claimed because it was a mix, I owed double. I complained and they gave me an extra, just purple flavor. Then I spit my gum out in their ice cream tub.

I really love Leonid Afremov:

And I wish I could afford a painting of his.

That will be my mark of success.

I went to the farmer's market today. The grape tomatoes I bought are tastier than any I've had in my life!


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Does the word turtle-kabob mean anything to you? - Mood:Good
Tuesday September 07 20108:07:55 PM |
Me neither. Except I watched TMNT tonight. Kinda. The animatronics were done by Jim Henson!

So...apples to apples is really fun. And made me think of two things.

1-we learned about dinosaurs last week in my prek class. I introduced the word paleontologist and we made vests with tools out of paper bags (took a good hour to cut the bags and sh*t but whatever). So today one of my kid's moms comes in and tells me that over the weekend she told a friend, "Last week, I became a alientologist." Cuteness abounds.

2-"Did you know that Christopher Columbus's name literally means christ-bearing colonizer. That's like if Neil Armstrong had been named Moony McSteppedOnitFirst."

Today sucked. I hope tomorrow is better.

I love Leonid Afremov.

The end.

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Why do I watch the Jersey Shore?! - Mood:Indifferent
Saturday September 04 20103:22:24 PM |
I'm sorry that this is going to be such a stupid journal.

I'm waiting on my ride to go find a Popeye's. I've never had it, and I woke up feeling the effects of a fun night out, so I think fried chicken will be perfect.

I just watched the new Jersey Shore (I can't believe I even watch that show). And a few observations: I hate the way the guys on that show treat women. I mean, the women let it happen, so it's their fault too, but seriously, they're ridiculous. The Situation had a girl over and was waiting in his bed while he ate some pasta and had a cigarette before coming to f*ck her. Afterwards he says, "Um...I um...called a cab for you, so soon as you're dressed I'll walk you out". But he was at a club and started hitting on a transvestite. So I'm pretty pleased about that.

I'm excited to have a 3 day weekend. What about you?

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I took an IQ test today and I did great! I got 20/20! - Mood:Good
Thursday September 02 20109:07:37 PM |
I just took an IQ test. I always think they lie.

What do you consider to be a good IQ and a great IQ? What's the cutoff for Mensa?

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Color me, why not?! - Mood:Good
Thursday August 26 20104:54:39 PM |
I'm making coloring pages for all my students of themselves for next week's All About Me theme. I started to do pictures of me, and then it went a little crazy.

Go to Crayola

Upload a photo and post!

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My vote counted. - Mood:Good
Wednesday August 25 20103:59:54 PM |
Yesterday was exciting.

I voted. I almost didn't...out of laziness, but then I decided I had to, because if the candidate I really liked hadn't won (she did), it would have been my fault. I only voted in two elections though, because I didn't know anything about the others (beyond name recognition). I wish my sample ballot hadn't been thrown out. I was number 70 at my precinct.

I also watched Eclipse last night. And by watched, I mean fell asleep during. It was terrible. Worse than the first two. I'd heard it was "pretty good", but I hadn't expected much. The acting seems to have gotten worse rather than better.

We went to some gyms yesterday to check them out. Planet Fitness was weird, but LA Fitness was gorgeous. I'd WANT to go there because it's so awesome. It reminds me of the Strom Thurmond Wellness Center.

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Has anyone else noticed DYW`s absence? - Mood:Good
Monday August 23 201010:04:55 PM |
I just noticed she's gone. And then read her journal. Apparently it's for Ramadan.

Anyway...I haven't had dinner yet. I'm thinking about not having any.

Today's been a rollercoaster. Started back to school today. Our first day went well, but my assistant could have been a lot more help than she was. I have to very nicely tell her to step it up.

Talked to my parents a lot tonight. Feel like I'm taking too much for granted.

Anyhoo...time for Danielle to meet up with Caroline on the Real Housewives. Good fluff for the end of the day.

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Why did my avy die? - Mood:Good
Saturday August 21 20102:04:18 PM |
Monday school starts back. Meet the teacher was Thursday night and went really well despite it being a thousand degrees and ridiculously cramped in my room.

I'm really excited about this year, but nervous too. This is officially my first "start of school", as I started last year in October.

I'm worried about having a hard time memorizing the new names. Luckily, I have quite a few kids from last year.

My assistant was so quiet at the meet-and-greet. I'm sure she'll be an excellent assistant, but I'm concerned with her being the main communicator on the days I leave early.

I have so much to get done, but I am putting it off. I spent all of the last two days working on it, and I'll spend all of tomorrow too. I guess I'm taking today as my main break.

Just went to El Patron, mi favorito restaurante, and ate like a fat kid. Mmm...

It's rainy and beautiful.

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I just received the greatest email ever. - Mood:Good
Wednesday August 18 20109:29:49 PM |
Dear Future Ashley,
This is Mitch from December 19, 2005. You were down at Disney World. I found this website that sends you an email in the future. So, how are you? I hope I am fine. Hopefully I am 19, and you are 28. WOW. Call me, or whatever we are doing now, once you recieve this. Love you

~Past Mitch

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Michael J. Fox`s Etch-a-sketch - Mood:Confident
Saturday August 14 20105:06:58 PM |
This will be our team name tonight at the Trivia Tournament of Champions. Or Roman Polanski, kid tested, Switzerland approved! First place takes home a $100 bar tab and $100 in cash. Wish us luck. I'm only good at a handful of categories, and I'm being brought along out of pity, but I'll take it. And answer all the children's books categories as well as the word jumbles to earn my keep.

I went school supply shopping today. It's one of my most favorite things to buy. And it's a tax-free weekend, so that's exciting. I also got some new shoes and some green pants. Pictures coming.

My dog's had diarrhea for a couple of days. I'm feeding her plain baked chicken and white rice tonight on my mom's advice. Anyone else have any dog-diarrhea advice? No pictures coming.

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Let`s all do the tummy tango! - Mood:Hopeful
Wednesday August 04 20104:50:19 PM |
This song is majorly stuck in my head: I hope this works

We're doing "restaurant camp" this week, so we're talking about nutrition. And of course, dancing to the Tummy Tango.

I have a new assistant. She's super-quiet, in a bad way.

And I'm on break for a bit until I go back to work for a class to prepare us for the school year.

Although I'm looking forward to finding out more about the year, I wish I didn't have to go back.

Also, I smoked two cigarettes today after three days without. What was I thinking?

Anyway, I'll just be over here doing the tummy tango and eating my boiled peanuts.

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Beer. - Mood:Depressed
Tuesday August 03 20107:10:18 PM |
I used to think beer was really gross. When I would drink it, I'd drink the crappy light domestics (Natty light, coors light, bud, miller, etc.). But as time went on, and I tried other varieties, I realized beer wasn't by NATURE gross. It was just the kinds I was buying/drinking.

I'm by no means a beer snob, but I'm really glad to have left crappy beer behind.

What are a few of your favorites?

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I went to the wizarding world on Saturday. - Mood:Good
Monday August 02 20107:52:56 PM |
Incidentally, it was Harry Potter's birthday. Nobody even cared.

It was f*cking awesome though. When you walk into Hogsmeade you're overwhelmed by the awesomeness. But all the roofs are "snowy" and it's 100 degrees, and the snow is just a big fat tease.

Butter beer was AWESOME. Almost exactly what I imagined it to be.

Ollivander's sucked. Don't get me wrong, everything looked totally awesome, but it was just too packed and the wands were named after characters. I don't remember Harry going to Ollivander's and buying the "Harry Potter" model.

The Forbidden Journey ride in Hogwarts, and the entire queue for it, is probably the single best part. Inside the queue there are many portraits (including the fat lady) and it snowed on us while we were there.

The ride itself is like the Spiderman ride at IOA but on crack. In short, amazing.

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Dear Mario Kart creators, - Mood:Good
Sunday August 01 20101:05:50 PM |
I really think your venues are a bit too dangerous for racing. I mean, Bowser's Castle? It's surrounded by pools of lava. With few barriers, especially at dangerous hairpin turns.

And Rainbow Road? Hosting your race in outer space may have seemed like a great idea, but the reality is danger.

I really urge you to consider some safer venues for future races.


P.S. Real life Mario Kart has also been shown to be quite dangerous, as my roommate decided Friday night to play by running as fast as he could down a moving walkway, then apparently he got blue shelled, because he crashed into the moving walkway, busting his knee and mangling his toe. Perhaps a warning label should be issued to not try this in real life.

That will be all.

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Drunk youthinking - Mood:Indifferent
Saturday July 24 20107:34:01 PM |
So I went out last night and got pretty well drunk for the first time in a while. And I came home and got on youthink, passing out in the chair, hands on the keyboard of the laptop. My boyfriend made fun of me a lot for it this morning as I battled my hangover.

I'm getting too old for this! Usually I go out and have one or two drinks, but last night there were shots being offered, which is what did me in. I don't know how people take shots and DON'T get sick.

I've been hungover pretty much all day, sadly, now I'm feeling some better, waiting on Chinese to be delivered. (After watching Top Chef, I got really hungry!)

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The other day I saw a double rainbow. Seriously. - Mood:Indifferent
Sunday July 18 201012:12:00 PM |
Happy Sunday!

I was walking my dog, pondering that "What would you say if someone asked 'Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?'" question in Generals and I realized, I'm just plain not sold on Jesus. The first commandment is to have NO other gods. And I don't buy the holy trinity argument that Jesus "is" God. That's like trying to make it work through a technicality. Also Jesus never said he was, so I don't buy it.

Anyway, that's my religious talk for the morning.

It's really hot. Might have to spend the day inside on the wii or outside at the pool. I'm glad I got everything done yesterday so today can be a play day.

Also, might go see a movie, as the only one I've seen this summer is Toy Story 3. Any suggestions?

Oh, and I had a weird dream last night about my ex-boyfriend. What does this MEAN?

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Down from 68, I`m now 45 years old! - Mood:Good
Sunday July 11 201012:32:20 PM |
So, my roommate bought a wii on Friday, and it's pretty much revolutionized our lives ever since.

The wii keeps encouraging us to take a break, but it's not the boss of us!

I've played them before, but it's so awesome to have one to play anytime. And even though we're still at home, in front of the tv, I love how it gets us all together and off the couch.

PLUS it makes figuring out what to get my roommate for his birthday VERY easy. Hooray for that.

Last night we had people over for a game night, and it was really fun. It was all Billy's friends, mostly, because I've become jaded with mine, and then my two friends who were in town from NJ came over and it was just good old fashioned fun.

Anyway, today's the last of my four day weekend, and I have to do laundry (Should have done it before the wii came into my life!) How was your weekend?

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The Cowardly Cactus - Mood:Good
Friday July 09 201011:58:16 AM |
Last night in a drunken stream of consciousness, my friends and I wrote the story of the Cowardly Cactus. It's best not to tell you the story, as it makes no sense whatsoever (my roommate didn't see the need for the story to follow any sequence) but we made some fun illustrations.

Here's the cactus eating a pear:

And here's the cactus watching the other cacti being massacred:

And the cactus turning into a dolphin:

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Inspired by an impending apocalypse... - Mood:Hopeful
Thursday July 08 20103:34:46 PM |
I've started working out again.

I'm re-reading The Stand, which if you've never heard of it, is a Stephen King book in which most of the human population is wiped out by a very serious flu virus. Those that survive have to walk/bike across the country to meet with other survivors, and then there's the hard work of survival to contend with. Reading it, I realized I'm woefully unprepared for an apocalypse, and I want to change that.

You know, because 2012 is right around the corner and all

So I don't actually believe there's an apocalypse coming or anything, never expect the apocalypse!

And it feels really good to get back into it. It's been a while, and I forgot how awesome it feels. I woke up yesterday feeling SO refreshed and alive. I was AWAKE when I woke up. Crazy.

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What to do? - Mood:Good
Sunday July 04 20102:33:00 PM |
I'm debating what to do with myself today. I could go to Typhoon Lagoon (waterpark) by meself, bring my book, and enjoy the weather, which is not too sunny or hot today miraculously. It may rain again, but that wouldn't bother me too much, I'd just jump in the lazy river.

Then tonight, a friend wants to go to Disney to watch the fireworks, but it's going to be insane and I don't really want to be part of the insanity. He's suggesting we go to a Disney resort and watch from there, but I feel even that will be out of control insane.

Down the road in a small town called Celebration is a celebration (ha) with fireworks and music, but I'd be going by myself, and though I'll go to the waterpark alone, going there alone would feel...desperate.

Or I could just do nothing and stay home on YT all day, watching movies and chilling out.

What to do, what to do.

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Good morning YT! - Mood:Good
Saturday July 03 201011:29:12 AM |
It's a beautiful day in sunny Orlando and so far I've spent most of my morning here. Ha. Well, on my porch on here.

I wanted to go to the beach today but it's going to be crowded as f*ck, and you know how crowded f*ck is. So I decided against it. Maybe when James gets off we'll go to the waterpark for a while. It'll be crazy crowded too, but I won't have to drive far for it, so I won't mind as much.

I really need to clean up because we had a few people over last night and we made a mess. I'm just putting it off until I get motivated. On my days off, I love a good lazy morning without work. I'll fix a huge breakfast in a few and then go to it I suppose.

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HELP! Please and thank you. - Mood:Overwhelmed
Thursday July 01 20105:40:22 PM |
It's nearly time to leave for trivia, and we've got NO good team names.

So please, give me your best.

I'm thinking something about Al Gore and the masseuse. Or whatever...

But my creativity was all used up for the day so I've got nothing.

Any and all suggestions will be considered and the winner will be honored as my hero of the day.


(Why is there not a worried mood? WHO invented these moods? They suck)

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