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Female, 26 years old
One of Toronto`s burbs, Ontario, Canada

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Interests: Music / Drinking / Writing / History / Faeries
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Birthday:10/11/1991 (26 Years Old)
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Occupation: Baker
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Religion: Taoist
Politics: Liberal
Fav. Movie: Trainspotting
Fav. TV Show: Gravity Falls
Fav. Book: The Crying of Lot 49
Fav. Song: After the Goldrush
Fav. Food: All of it
Fav. Car: Batboat
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Extremely funny or extremely terrible? - Mood:Good
Friday December 15 201711:29:27 AM |
I'm at loggerheads with my friend over something.

My toilet door has this keyhole:

It's right off the kitchen, and if left alone you can look right in at someone pooping.

The previous tenants had stuffed it with toilet paper which I thought looked incredibly trash, so I pulled it all out and did this on the inside:

Which I think is delightful and witty and good for a nice mid-movement chuckle, but apparently is incredibly lame and silly according to SOME.


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I need work advice please. - Mood:Good
Sunday December 10 20171:47:56 PM |
First thing to keep in mind: I started this job on October 16. Which means I'm on probation til January 16, at which time they can let me go for whatever reason they like or even none at all and I get nothing.


Right now in Ontario, minimum wage is 11.60 or something. I don't know, I haven't made it in years. I currently make 14/hour. Which was a bit of a pinch to get out of my boss, but I managed to wrangle it.

On January 1, due to recent provincial legislation, minimum wage is going to be...14 dollars an hour.

So basically, I've spent the past year working my ass off at midnight shifts, before that doing school and dropping cash for that tuition, and now the skills I've accumulated and the experience I've built up will earn me the same as a burger-flipping teen.

I don't have the resume to get a job in a fine hotel or test kitchen, I'm not ready to take a management tbc

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My hot cocoa has grown a skin - Mood:Good
Wednesday December 06 201710:49:12 PM |

I've poured a libral amount of baileys into it and am playing viddya James in bed.

Some lady wrote into my local paper about Trudeau's apology to LGBT people. Apparently it greatly made her upset and she's hopes he can find it in his heart to apologise to all those aborted babies that his dad allowed to be murdered when he was pm.

You know, back in the 80s.

Buuuutt at least the 'pregnancy crisis' centre (f*cking liars who gave you false 'facts' and did their best to f*ck with panicking uneducated pregnant teens) is shut.

I got new jammies. Wanna see?

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I`m on a greyhound with a frittata - Mood:Good
Friday December 01 201711:11:00 AM |
Don't worry, I'm not eating it!

I made it with sharp cheese, it's far too fragrant for that. HOW RUDE

I made it for lunch later, so I don't have to shell out BIG CITY BUCKS for fancy foot longs.

I'm going to TO as there's a comic shop there that's having a huge whopping art book sale. And I want those pretty papers, man. I need those lovely leaflets. I gottsta have those resplendent re-creations.

Gosh I why I'm so broke.

I love having a living room so much, folks. Iit made me feel so jolly the other day that I added a bunch of baileys to my cocoa before I went to the laundromat yestereve and I've still not come down


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Midnight pancakes - Mood:Good
Tuesday November 21 201711:28:37 PM |
Today I did so many adult things

I vacuumed everything and scrubbed the floors and walls and trim and fixtures in my bathroom, WC, and kitchen

And I made a stir fry

And I cleaned out my fridge

And I paid my stupid not-my-fault transit fine.

Oh and I worked too.

My friend thought I was foolish to save leftover pancakes cuz they get rubbery in the microwave

Jokes on him, I don't have a microwave. And the toaster works great.

And the plum compote I made for them is soooooo goooood

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Alright, which of you buttbears wants to see my new apartment? - Mood:Good
Thursday November 16 20174:26:48 PM |

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Too many apples - Mood:Good
Tuesday November 14 20179:47:57 PM |
In the best of intentions, I filled my fruit bowl with apples.

Then they got squishy, so I shoved them aside and bought more apples.

And in doing so a week ago, I have since learnt something: I do not want to eat many apples.

So tonight I turned the second half into sauce and the first half into cake with a recipe I made up on the fly

And it is so delicious. And not even bad. For both pie-size cakes I used 1/3 cup of sugar and 1/4 cup of butter.

I wonder what I'll do when the plums I just bought a surplus of start to whither.

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Say it in public, you piece of sh*t - Mood:Good
Thursday November 09 20175:03:55 AM |
You want to call me a whore and shame me for having an active sex life?

You want to tell me what an unstable mess I am and how I'm ridiculously selfish and unsuitable for a relationship I am?

You want to twist my words and then throw them back in my face and act like I'm a sexist racist monster?

You have the dratING GAUL to tell me I'm happy my f*cking mother has cancer because I'm such a crazy bitch?

Don't send me a pm. And don't send me six or seven pms because your bullsh*t tirade doesn't fit into one.

You know, hypothetically. 0-)

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Why are men such f*cking pansies? - Mood:Good
Wednesday November 08 20177:57:35 AM |
It's like every damn one of them is

*terrified of falling in love

*incapable of NOT falling in love with a woman they like Andrew enjoy spending time with who boffs them four or five times a week

And then they f*cking CRY when they dump you and you're just sitting there thinking 'dude it's been six weeks, get it together'

I think I'm gonna start dating men in their early thirties. Maybe they'll have passed emotional puberty.

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Guess what buttheads itsa me, WAAAHHHrio - Mood:Good
Friday October 27 201710:32:59 AM |
I don't have internet in my place bc I am a big cheapskate who paid hourly so I want to know how much I'll make per month before I sign up for such luxuries.

I love my new apartment. I honestly don't love living alone as much as id thought, but I don't mind it and I LOVE how clean the place is and how if f*cking stays that way.

The job is ok. The manager tried to pay me less than agreed because she 'forgot' (which I can honestly believe, I've seen her forget client appointments as well), but I got it back up (and sent her an email with it in there and an unrelated question which she responded to so it's in writing) but I'm still worried about hours.

I'm also worried in terrible at it and everyone hates me and I'm just a huge weight, but I always feel like that the first month and I am getting noticeably better answer more independent at it and it isn't VERY difficult and different.

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Am I being a self absorbed bitch? - Mood:Good
Sunday October 08 20173:48:01 PM |
It's my family's thanksgiving right now.

I'm not going. Over a stupid cake.

It's my birthday in three days, and I asked for a cake. Not gifts or a big party or even cards, just a cake.

They said no. I said it was importantly to me, and they just...refuse.

Apparently it would make people uncomfortable because the new they'd feel bad for not getting me presents? And the original dinner was appetwntly just for my aunts immoderate family (and their sos), but like, I was invited.

My mother said I was being bratty and selfish and spoiled like last year when I wasn't upset over not getting cards, so I said 'oh yeah, I'm just a huge self absorbed bitch because I want my family to acknowledge my birthday'

And she said 'yeah you are'

So I just decided not to go. It sucks, I really wanted to see my cousin and grandma. But Idont want to feel like sh*t all night And I feel like I would.


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Gov`ment weed - Mood:Good
Saturday October 07 20175:24:52 PM |

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The hottest thing a guy has ever said to me. - Mood:Good
Wednesday October 04 20172:18:07 PM |
*walking down the street together*

Me: I really want a tattoo, and I know WHAT I want -

Him : The magpie?

Me: yeah. But I don't know WHERE I want it.

Him: You should get it in your back.

Me: But I won't be able to see it if it's on my back.

Him: I will.

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I`m sick. Again. - Mood:Good
Thursday September 21 20172:41:00 PM |
I had strep last week and now I've got a nondescript illness

Basically I hurt all over and I have a a sore throat and I'm exhausted, naseous, and have a headache that feel so like my head is full of poorly mixed paint.

I don't want to get up at ten pm for nine hours of hard labour. I just really f*cking don't.

But I called in sick last we and I want a damn letter of reference and I don't know what the f*ck to do

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Guy! Big news! - Mood:Good
Tuesday September 19 201711:36:26 AM |
The interview is done, i have the job, and I'm meeting the landlord for the apartment I wanted to sign the rental in 1/2 an hour!


I guess I'm moving to Peterborough!

I'm so excited about everything I can't even decide what to talk about. Ask me questions.

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Help - Mood:Good
Wednesday September 13 20174:45:41 PM |
I have f*cking strep.

I have gross ass white pustules in the back left of my throat, and a fever of 38.8. Do your own dang math, Americans. I'm sick.

I get it like 2-3 times a year because my throat USB just built in such a way that leaves me Avery vulnerable to it.

The problem is : a couple hours ago it wasn't nearly this bad, so I called my boss and asked if he wanted me to come in and wear a mask or stay home because while I felt energetic enough to work strep is HELLA contagious.

He said to come in because there is literally no one available to cover for me.

But I'm f*gking got the cold shakes and nearly passed out of dizziness on the way to pee and get the thermometer

What do?:(

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Word on the street is... - Mood:Good
Sunday September 10 201711:49:17 AM |
Ah, Peterborough. Jewel of the Kawarthas, the electric city of redneck townies and methheads shipped from all of north Ontario and the Golden Horseshoe, queen of my heart and home of my alma mater, land of cheap rent and hiring bakeries, princess of pop and the place where most of Canada's oatmeal gets rolled.

I'm here's for two interviews, waiting at the bus stop for my friend mike who I'm staying with.

I've been here for ten minutes and I've already learned:

Two guys were kissing in the shower but they didn't, like, get all up in there.

Roger has been dodging his child support payments. Again. The bastard.

Someone's granddaughter isn't doing too well in the third grade.

She is just plain fed up with her boyfriends nonsense and this is the last f*cking straw do you understand me?

A thirteen year old would like to buy smokes but Rick will only spare three.

How do?

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What kind of laptop should I get? - Mood:Good
Saturday September 02 201711:56:12 AM |
I'm utterly clueless for this sort of thing.

Here is what I need it for:
maybe music? I have a lot of music and that would be convinient.

I also don't have much money.


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I can`t help it if I`m an adshole. - Mood:Good
Thursday August 31 20171:36:08 PM |
I was standing on the corner on the sidewalk looking at somebody bird or something (ADD powers, activate!) and a lady honked at me because I had missed the pedestrian sign changing.

Aggressively. And then when I looked over she gave me a rude handbag sign.

But like, I was on the SIDEWALK. And not even on the curb, the middle.

So I didn't what any reasonable person would do - walked into the middle of where her lane would be turning into, looked around, stood stil, did a little jig, and gave her a bow before existing stage left.

She didn't seem amused. Oh well.

Am I a jerk? I feel like a jerk. I also have no regrets.

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The cowbell is not a musical instrument. - Mood:Good
Thursday August 24 201710:48:34 AM |
Get it the f*ck out.

Should I get the guy I've been dating for a month Lucas brothers tickets for his upcoming birthday?

+he really likes the Lucas Brothers and only told me once on our first date so dang I am thoughtful
+thirty dollars each so it's not like, a crazy expensive gift.

-what if we stop seeing each other? Then I wouldn't get to see them and that would be a huge let down.
-thirty dollars x 2 + service charges + booking fees = 80 dollars.

Here is my lunch. I made in in four minutes, including cleaning.

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Do I look ok guys? - Mood:Good
Thursday August 17 201712:31:55 PM |
I have a sudden lunch date in 20 minutes and am tipsy and Justin changed out of my pjs.

USB the dress too much? I picked it cuz it's suuuuper comfy

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What happened at Starbucks? - Mood:Good
Saturday August 12 20179:51:48 AM |
I work in a plaza, and there is a Starbucks a few shops down across Andrew inside corner from the bakery.

Yesterday, SH*T WENT DOWN

Around 6/630am, a couple of the girls from there came and sat on the bench (closest bench around) in front of us crying and talking.

And then the guy came out and was crying too. And then the other prople at Starbucks brought over their patio chairs to the bench and joined it.

And then a bunch of people from corporate came and we're talking to everyone one on one and apparently they looked really upset too and one corporate lady was also crying a little.

It lasted for FOUR HOURS too.

And this morning, none of them were there - instead there were two guys who've never been Sen before


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Hey guys help me figure out this music structure - Mood:Good
Thursday August 10 20172:16:06 PM |
You know, the 50s slow dance twangy one that goes like

(Hum this six-beat rhythm with indicated emphasis at adagietto)

Also then send me some to listen to

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The ideal state of chocolate - Mood:Good
Saturday July 29 20171:39:44 PM |
I left a big fat Cadbury bar in my bag and it has softened to that state of utter perfection where it's not in the least bit melty but has a lot of give to it, and almost a chewy texture.

I just wanted a couple squares but I'm not sure that'll happen as this state of resplendency seems fleeting

Call for help

Call the fire brigade

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I went to the doctor yesterday - Mood:Good
Tuesday July 25 20179:07:53 AM |
She told me to let me know if I think she thinks I should be institutionalized.

And honestly I would be, but I'm scared of the long term implications. What if I want to immigrate, or I work somewhere where it would be a problem and someone finds out? And what happens if it's bad? I already freak out sometimes about not having any control in life, what it if makes things worse?

I got into a big fight with a friend today. I don't think I want to be friends anymore.

I told my boss about how I was robbed and asked for a few days off when it's convenient to get my head straight. He knew I was a bit of a mess before I left and I think we were both hoping this trip would help me.

Too bad the opposite happened. I'm super on end and just so exhausted, physically and emotionally and mentally. I don't know what to do with myself.

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