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| Free at last free at last - Mood:Good|
Wednesday January 21 20158:53:41 PM |
all day, I waited for a Thing and it sucked. Now that's all taken care of and I'm home and have the whole night free.
I want to watch a horror movie, perhaps.
and pet this nice little kitty here by my side.
also, my friend and I were out last night and he insisted that this made up word was the right word and I insisted it was not, and he was looking for the word: ameliorate.
I was just vindicated by a text and an apology.
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I was thinking on my drive home tonight about how I dream of living in a little rural town in the middle of nowehere, but it occurs to me that I have zero patience. I don't think I could handle super slow people doing super slow things like sloth-people.
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| dream - Mood:Happy|
Sunday January 18 20151:37:18 AM |
|I was in Sweden. Trying to buy things with swedish coins and hoping I had the right ones. sometimes I could speak swedish, sometimes I couldn't. |
At some sort of olympic games. Trying to find my seat and realizing I was behind a pole and couldn't see anything. No matter, I was whisked away for my fashion shoot.
I was contracted to do a nude picture where I was made up to look like Mila Kunis and had to wear a styrofoam hat and have earthworms strewn across my face and body.
While I was waiting for the shoot to begin, I sat on some man's lap and I could feel his junk through his jeans.
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I don't want to visit any journals right now because I don't feel like being insulted at the moment.
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| Weird lies and gossip. Any stories? - Mood:Good|
Saturday January 03 201510:30:50 AM |
|This is meant to be about people you know IRL, but you could talk about YTers if you want. |
This liar lady I used to know had tons of made up stories. Let's call her Helga.
So, back in the mid 2000s, none of us had seen "Jeff" around in a while. Helga made up a story that Jeff was going prematurely bald and found an ad in a shady newspaper for cheap hair replacement.
Jeff called a number, was told to bring 2000 dollars, and meet at a Russian guy's apartment. The guy was supposedly an esteemed doctor in Russia and did this business to make ends meet as an immigrant to our city.
Jeff got some hair plugs and after a few weeks, developed sores and infections on his head and was in the hospital for weeks, fighting for his life.
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Never happened. Jeff just didn't call anyone for a few weeks. He's fine. His hair's normal.
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| dream: two worlds - Mood:Good|
Sunday December 07 201411:28:18 PM |
|I had access to this earth and a parallel universe earth. The other earth was similar, but had some minor differences such as guardrails and curbs on the roads being made of unbreakable glass. Insides of buildings had guards and seemed "futuristic". |
Someone showed me an experiment that was going on between the two worlds:
apparently people on Earth were shooting morbidly obese naked women through the portal to see how they landed.
There was a field of gory obese corpses. They did not smell, because corpses don't smell on Parallel Universe Earth.
I had the mumps or psoraisis or something and my eyebrows fell o
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| I want a lapdance now. - Mood:Good|
Tuesday December 02 20147:44:04 PM |
|Have you seen the netflix documentary, "La Bare"? It's a behind the scenes look at a Texas male strip club. |
Tbh, I'm not a fan of the beefcake body type.
But now I want to sit in a chair and have a man do dances for me. Thrilling!
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I watched The Hunger Games: Catching Fire movie this morning. Jennifer Lawrence is so interesting to look at. Her face changes so much in different profiles and lighting. She's a chameleon.
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Cooking beans on the stove. They smell wonderful.
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