-I got this ancient laptop that is in tip top shape(owned by an old person and used like 10 times total), but I have to research how to get it connected to internet. Its default settings are to dial up internet, haha.
-mowed a lawn. Pet some dawgs.
-I went to 7-11 and the Indian guy kept asking me a question over and over and it sounded like "you have caesar card?" He kept repeating it and I couldn't get it and he slowly grew disappointed and then kind of disgusted with me. Sorry guy.
-Saw this old man walking in the middle of street. Grinning like a goofball and wearing a cast on his arm. Well, man, that's probably how you broke your arm. There's a sidewalk, you know.
-I think I might take a boyfriend this winter. A real one. Should I do a personal ad? Those scare me. Maybe I'll go catch me a drunk from a bar and keep him.