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havana, cooba, Eastern US

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dream: two worlds - Mood:Good
Sunday December 07 201411:28:18 PM |
I had access to this earth and a parallel universe earth. The other earth was similar, but had some minor differences such as guardrails and curbs on the roads being made of unbreakable glass. Insides of buildings had guards and seemed "futuristic".

Someone showed me an experiment that was going on between the two worlds:
apparently people on Earth were shooting morbidly obese naked women through the portal to see how they landed.

There was a field of gory obese corpses. They did not smell, because corpses don't smell on Parallel Universe Earth.

I had the mumps or psoraisis or something and my eyebrows fell o

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I want a lapdance now. - Mood:Good
Tuesday December 02 20147:44:04 PM |
Have you seen the netflix documentary, "La Bare"? It's a behind the scenes look at a Texas male strip club.

Tbh, I'm not a fan of the beefcake body type.

But now I want to sit in a chair and have a man do dances for me. Thrilling!

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I watched The Hunger Games: Catching Fire movie this morning. Jennifer Lawrence is so interesting to look at. Her face changes so much in different profiles and lighting. She's a chameleon.

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Cooking beans on the stove. They smell wonderful.

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putin sex slave - Mood:Embarrassed
Friday November 28 20141:41:47 AM |

So, yeah, basically vladimir putin and his son came to my house and I was forced to be their sex slave. It started out terrifying but eventually, over time, stockholm syndrome set in and I was crazy about the guy (not so much his son. but that was the price of admission). There were solo sessions and exhibitions outdoors for all the people that cared to watch.
Eventually, he put me on an airplane somewhere and I could never return. Time passed. I was obsessed. The "affair" was covered in some magazines and I searched for them so I could read about it and relive the experience.

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I`m watching the Sopranos again - Mood:Anxious
Wednesday November 26 20148:58:32 AM |
send help. sos.
Now i watch it and I watch Paulie and I think of petitefleur and how she is like paulie and I don't see it. but it could be true but now it is invading my soul.

I don't have much to say except that a friend of mine went out with me last night and we decided we are completely nihilistic.

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We are going to have a snow storm tomorrow - Mood:Good
Sunday November 16 20147:23:35 AM |
I'm ok with that. Nowhere in particular to go.

I guess I should go buy food and coffee and whatnot this morning before the hoardes stampede to the store and buy up all the milk, eggs, and bread. (I still don't understand that...snowstorm=make emergency french toast, perhaps?)

I had a letter in the mail yesterday. They're going to have a town meeting zoning thing to build townhouses in the vacant lot next to my apartment building. I imagine it will pass. So I'm wondering if I should move before all the noisy construction starts. Or just grin and bear the construction because moving is a hassle.

I am going to try to stay awake as long as possible today. Should be interesting.

I can't wait until my cat sees the outside all covered with snow and gives me the saucer eyes.

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yt in my dreams - Mood:Good
Saturday November 08 20146:18:38 PM |
dreamed I was making out at a party with some guy in the dark and I saw a camera flash. It was BSR taking a semi nude photo of me. Then he leaned over and showed it to cucking.
I was hopping mad.
I grabbed the camera and ran off and it was difficult, but I finally deleted the photo.

Then it was a group of women, 60-70, and they were doing some sort of nude performance/protest on a stage outdoors. I was with them, but unsure of what I would do. At first, everyone stood with their backs facing the audience. Then we moved to a farther stage and I hung back from the crowd in a robe. The only seats to sit on had poles on them.

A morbidly obese woman stood, then squatted, and she was about to sh*t. I heard two women comment " Ah, now this is interesting. It shows the plight of the feminist in society in a..."
I rolled my eyes. This was gross.

someone tapped me on the head and I woke up

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