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Male, 34 years old
Santa Clara, California, Western US

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Sim City (SNES) - Metropolis Theme Sim City

Interests: Writing / Computers / Movies / Music / Video Games
Homepage: Click Here
Birthday:6/7/1985 (34 Years Old)
IM Type: AIM IM Name: Electricbassguy
Occupation: AMC `Film Crew` and Mr. Burgers
Marital Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Atheist
Politics: Moderate
Fav. Movie: Back to the Future 2, How to Train Your Dragon
Fav. TV Show: Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, TbbT
Fav. Book: 1984 , LOTR, Bill James Books
Fav. Song: Lifehouse - Anchor, Tonic - Casual Affair
Fav. Food: Burgers, Shrimp, Chicken, Pizza
Fav. Car: My AWESOME Bike
Theme 'Orange Furry' created by electric
Jokes by Electric

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  • What candy makes your hair turn blonde?
         Posted Date: 12/11/2001 11:33:04 PM
  • What did an idiot say to one of my jokes?
         Posted Date: 3/3/2002 5:11:43 PM
  • What did you eat for breakfast?
         Posted Date: 10/16/2009 3:18:03 AM
  • What do computer companies that make buggy computers do?
         Posted Date: 1/5/2002 9:57:51 PM
  • What do you call a cat who eats clovers?
         Posted Date: 6/6/2002 10:36:29 AM
  • What do you call a dog who falls of the roof?
         Posted Date: 6/9/2002 1:37:01 PM
  • What do you call a dog who poops a lot?
         Posted Date: 6/1/2002 9:25:46 AM
  • What do you get when you give a monkey a business suit?
         Posted Date: 12/11/2001 9:58:08 PM
  • What does a YT addict do when his lightbulb breaks?
         Posted Date: 12/11/2001 8:58:22 PM
  • What happened to the guy who tried to join the scissors team?
         Posted Date: 3/19/2004 9:39:49 AM
  • What happens when you cross a cat with a dog?
         Posted Date: 7/24/2003 11:23:23 AM
  • What is a skater?
         Posted Date: 1/5/2002 9:54:24 PM
  • What is the mating call of the valleygirl?
         Posted Date: 3/3/2002 5:11:15 PM
  • What's the difference between a rat and a prostitute?
         Posted Date: 3/9/2010 1:24:37 PM
  • What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?
         Posted Date: 10/19/2009 5:12:53 AM
  • What`s the difference between a woman and a cat?
         Posted Date: 5/13/2002 7:32:31 PM
  • Who`s the best rapper?
         Posted Date: 12/11/2001 8:58:25 PM
  • Why are Russians bad bass players?
         Posted Date: 12/14/2001 9:33:53 AM
  • Why are toy poodles and clouds similar to each other?
         Posted Date: 5/5/2004 3:29:40 PM
  • Why did the cat cross the road?
         Posted Date: 12/11/2001 4:19:48 PM
  • Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
         Posted Date: 12/15/2011 2:02:32 AM
  • Why didn`t the engineer ever leave the all you can eat joint?
         Posted Date: 12/11/2001 11:33:33 PM
  • Why does Michael Jackson like 28-year-olds?
         Posted Date: 8/31/2009 11:03:54 PM
  • Why hasn`t Latoya Jackson defended her brother?
         Posted Date: 3/19/2004 11:58:00 AM