He was living in a small village near the sea in the south west of England. It was ultra foggy but quaint and very nice (actually, I love fog..so...that's ideal).
Anyway, he let me stay in his place. Things were a bit awkward. He cooked eggs for me at some point and, yes, he had wine.
Then I was walking around the village and I kept running into famous actors. Brad Pitt showed up, John Cusack, Keanu Reeves.
But they wouldn't talk to me. They'd run away when I said things to them.
I ran into Brad Pitt a second time and finally he talked.
"None of this is real," he whispered, "The whole village...it's not real...it's a set...and they're filming everything."
And he ran off.