My sis begged me to make this! I hopes you likes it ^-^

Im glad you liked it!

I thought this wasnt gunna b good so thnx!

i'm glad to it was pretty funny

Im glad you liked it!

I thought this wasnt gunna b good so thnx!

Yo mamma so fat, when she got on a scale it read her phone number!!! XDXDXDXD

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Yo mammas so fat, when she got on the scales they read 'One at a time please!'

Yo mammas so fat, she gets her baths at Seaworld
These are just one's i heard from around my school
For different jokes, PM me

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ive heard all of these b4 sry

ive neva herd these b4 and i thort they woz funni lol

maybe its my crap sense of humor but i think there gd :P

those were pretty funny!!!

here's one i heard at school:
your mamas so fat she had to use map quest to find her neck!

well... k. :)

meh...
Yo momma's so fat when she wears print, people think she's a billboard.

Your momma's so f***ing stupid that she reminds me of you. Your jokes were retarded.

that wasnt that funny but this one is your mama is soo fat that when she steped on the scale and read it to the doctor said i want to no your wait not your phone number! lol now thats funny

but good job i like some of them and cool idea for a quiz

heres one yomama is like campbelles soup... chunky!!

yo mammas so hairy her armpits have afros

Yo mommas so fat, she got employed as a wrecking ball

yo mommas so fat, her blood type is rague.

yo mommas so small, when she was born, her momma said to the doctor "please sir, can I have some more?"

Yo mommas so ugly, she's got to wear two paper bags

yo mommas so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mommas so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours; it said concentrate.

Depense on the person i suppose, i've heard all those before as well.

Watch who you say them to, you never know if their mom is fataly ill, dead, or other wise unknown. I had a guy twist it up a bit and put "your daddy's so-" blah blah, and my dad's dead.
At the time that fact was still a bit touchy and i nearly... Well, i'm guessing you get the point.

XD sadlymortal your jokes are hilarious. purpleheart you could work on that quiz a little more because only three of them were funny.

your mommmas so fat she has more clap to her thighs than an auditorium

YOUR MAMMAS SO FAT SHE WENT TO A DOUGHNUT SHOP AND CAME BACK COMPLAINING ABOUT THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE

LOL i heard a funny one...
your mammas so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean some whales came up 2 her and started sinnging to her... WE ARE FAMILYYY EVEN THO UR FATTER THAN ME!!!

i like em!!! heres 1

yo mammas so fat she went in to the ocean and caused a tsunami

my favorite is the chili one

didn think they were funny that much

IT OK IF YOU GUYS DIDNT LIKE IT.... I DIDNT MAKE THE JOKES UP! THEYRE ONES THAT MAKE MEEE LAUGH!

SO IF YOUR TRYING TO OFFEND ME IT AINT GUNNA WORK!!! SO STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!