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Which closest describes your Five year plan?
Drooling, having a personal attendant, and more drooling.
Providing a healthy and constructive atmosphere for children to grow up in.
Raping, pillaging, and raping. On a society wide level. With an emphasis on rape.
I don't know, but my 40 year plan involves wandering a desert.
I have 50 crabs in my pants!
What is your greatest fear?
Making a decision.
Romans and Persians.
Fiting another crab in my pants.
What job most excites you?
Nothing excites me, really.
Something that requires fewer crabs in my pants.
Something that requires more crabs in my pants.
Something that requires exactly 50 crabs in my pants!
Do you have 50 crabs in your pants?
For the love of God, please get them out!
How do you feel about facial scarring?
I don't feel much about much of anything.
As long as I was having fun at the time, I'm good.
I may have a few scars, but nothing tops what just happened to Pharoah's Army!
My medium isn't exactly good for expressing that. I'm more constructive.
Better than the genital scarring than I'm about to recieve.
Not nearly as good as the genital scarring I'm about to recieve.
Where do you live?
A padded cell.
In your closet.
A home made house. built by me. Oops, I shouldn't be typing.
When you have 50 crabs in your pants, you don't have much in the way of choices anymore.
What best describes what turns you on?
Nothing turns me on.
Pretty much everyone I can get my hands on.
Religious law and zeal.
Doing the poking.
The smell of fear.
Straight up rape.
The 50 crabs in my pants.
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