| 1 | A woman who has always wanted to date a doctor ends up marrying the top doctor in town. |
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| 2 | That coke-head loves drinking coke! |
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| 3 | A police officer gets robbed. |
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| 4 | I was just talking about how much I love pizza and out of nowhere, my dad asks me if I wanted pizza for dinner. Isn't that ironic? |
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| 5 | An eyelash falls into your eye. |
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| 6 | Sarcasm. |
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| 7 | Coincidence. |
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| 8 | There's a "No Smoking" sign in the area you were planning on taking a smoke break. |
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| 9 | An English major makes a simple spelling mistake. |
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| 10 | A professional snake-handler dies due to a poisonous snake bite. |
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| 11 | A professional skydiver dies due to a trip down the stairs. |
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