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What type of college student are you?
This test will tell you which type of college student you commune with, which character you're likely to be. There are five choices and they range from total monster to elite genius. Take it away!
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1A professor makes fun of you in class. You're sitting in the middle of the room wearing a vaguely greek tunic outfit and your professor says "How many fat chicks does it take to fill the colosseum? One!" What do you do?
 
Respond with the knife of your wit, in kind
Burst into tears immediately
Quietly listen to all that's said, thinking to yourself "These humanities professors are out of it!"
Pop a pill and laugh with the rest of them. You don't realize the joke is about you...
You weren't even paying attention to the joke in the first place. You were crafting an apple bong
 
2Another fellow student asks you to go in with him on his pot growing operation. He says he's already rented the place and all that needs to be done are some ceiling fans and lights. How do you answer them?
 
"I'm sorry, but I have a lot of studying I need to get to. Bye."
"No way! I hate it when my partner smokes that stuff! You'll never get me to support it!"
"Isn't that illegal, you idiot?"
"This is the first good idea you've ever had, man! But I'm in charge. Leave everything to me."
"That sounds cool but I'm too lazy to put in that kind of effort."
 
3A zionist offers you and your pals one million dollars to drive some military secrets across the country in an all american drive. But you can't open the briefcase full of secrets and read them for yourself. What do you do?
 
Agree; you're a starving student and could use some extra cash
Completely refuse; it sounds way too risky
You're talked into it; against your better judgement
You go for it; said Zionist is holding an axe and it would be stupid to refuse such a man
Happily comply; what else is there to do anyway? This way you'll have some adventure
 
4What is your drug of choice?
 
Beer. It makes my victims easier to seduce!
Nothing. I don't do drugs!
Razzina wine. I like the finer things in life that make me seem cultured
Pain killers. I may or may not have had several brain surgeries. I need them, ok?
Marijuana. It's my panacea, baby!
 
5Where did you go to college?
 
Notre Dame University
I'm still in high school. Let me save my excitement for when I get into a top college!
MIT
UC - Berkeley
I never even graduated high school...
 
6What is your best friend like?
 
an androgynous, beautiful boy who wears all black
a nerdy guy who's into calculus
a likeminded conservative man
a dangerous gangster with lots of connections
one of the members in your band, Oriental Carpet
 



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