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3 years ago by choco_dali

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Would you be a good teacher? would your students love you or try to poison your apple? personality test

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1	How would you kill a fly?
With a bazooka!! With my ruler With my Handbook of Chemistry and Physics! With a flame thrower! With my hand With my newspaper I don't kill flies because flies have eyes among the most complex in the insect world blablabla....
2	If your students ask how old you are.... your answer would be..?
I'm 42, why? Eh. When I was your age, it was not appropriate to ask an old man's age! Eh! I'm not telling yooooooouuuuuuuuu *evil smile* Even if you try to guess I won't tell you! Nope I'm not 35! Nope I'm not 52! Nope no hints! Nah nah! I'm -2568 years old My age is equal to the limit of that equation when x is near infinity (36x^3-27x^2-2x+17)/7x Stop wasting the classe's time with your irellevant questions!
3	Today is one of your student's birthday and the whole class starts singing "Happy Birthday". What would you do?
Sing along without too much enthusiams "You'll sing after the class! We have a lot of things to do today!" "STOP EVERYONE!!! you don't sing it right! Lets start if over! 1, 2, 3, Haaaaaapy Birthday to youu!" Make a victory dance while singing Spending half the course talking about some embarrassing student birthday celebration in class Forcing the students to stay 5 min after class to catch up the 30 sec wasted singing
4	During a chemistry lab, you catch someone throwing some inoffensive chemicals at someone else for fun... how would you react?
You two, GET OUT! make them stay after class to clean the mess while giving them a long boring speech on respect Call the principal "hey guys, why don't you wait after class and make a Gatorade fight outside instead? it's more messy Make them fail the lab exam Make fun of them in front of the class and then ask them nicely to stop
5	You meet one of your students in the hallway...
Hey Matt what's uuuuuup? You teenagers really don't know how to dress and behave! pfffffff! Ignore the student even if the student says hi make a funny face to creep the student out tell him in front of everyone he should really study harder because he failed his last exam HIGH FIVE!
6	What degree did you get?
PhD Master degree Only undergraduate Barely finished high school High degree but not in the subject I'm currently teaching Spent 16 years in university for fun. Got 4 different degrees!
7	Do you love the subject you're teaching?
LOOOOOOOVE it meh I hate my job It's interesting but I'd rather teach that other subject I like it
8	A few days before the exam... what would you most likely say?
It's easy don't worry (even though you know everyone will fail) Don't worry you can do it! you guys are smart enough! Wanna see the exam? come take a look! 5-3-2-1-0 time's up! Now you can't say I'm not nice =P YOU'RE ALL GONNA FAIL YOU DUMMY BECAUSE YOU NEVER STUDY AND I'LL WATCH YOU FAIL AND DIE YOU DUMBIES! If you don't write anything and you give me back a blank copy, I'll give you 3/20 just for fun
9	A student writes a dumb but quite clever and funny answer on his exam... what would you write?
0/5 ! next time if you don't have a smart answer, don't answer at all 0/5 ! What the hell is that? 1/5 ! hahaha very funny and clever! you made my day! One bunust point! I'm glad you wrote something instead of leaving it blank. good joke! but I can't give you the point. I should make you fail for such a dumb comment you dumb student
10	Is your handwriting pretty and easy to understand?
Yes. No. Not pretty but easy to enderstand. I write bad on purpose to annoy my students
11	When you do a mistake and a student points it out, what would you say?
I was just making sure you were following... hehehe WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?!?!?!?