Surveys show that a shocking 60% of school leavers still can't tell their arse from their elbow. The Dept. of Education has bowed to pressure and will introduce a new Arse/Elbow Distinction paper as part of the new GCSE syllabus next year, but what about the rest of us? Quiz Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Can You Tell Your ARSE From Your ELBOW?
Surveys show that a shocking 60% of school leavers still can`t tell their arse from their elbow. The Dept. of Education has bowed to pressure and will introduce a new Arse/Elbow Distinction paper as p (more)
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1An hour after a nice curry, you need to go to the bog for a number two. You`ve locked yourself in, folded over the sports section in the paper, and made sure there is plenty of roll. But what do you do next?
 
Pull down you trousers, settle down on the toilet seat and dump your load.
Roll up your sleeves, dip the crook of your arm in the bowl and crap your pants.
 
2While attempting to remove a stubborn stain from your cooker, you realise the job would be easier if you used a little more of which substance?
 
Elbow grease
Arse grease
 
3While stirring some soup on a stove, you accidently sit in the saucepan. You feel a burning sensation somewhere between your spine and your legs and call an ambulance to ask what to do next. Where do you tell the paramedics you are burnt?
 
Your arse
Your elbow
 
4On a coach trip to an all-male bonding session, such as a rugby match, you decide to liven up the tedium of motorway travel by making a cheeky display out of the back window at the family in the car behind. What would you do?
 
Drop your pants and press your bare buttocks against the glass
Push the tip of your bent arm against the rear windscreen, pointing at it and laughing.
 
5While driving through an area with poor radio reception, you are forced to tune to the strongest local signal, which is the Chris Evans afternoon show. It isn`t long before you realise that Chris Evans is causing you a terrible pain. Where?
 
Your arse
Your elbow
 



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