| 1 | On a scale of 1-5, 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest, how popular would you say you are? |
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| 2 | Are you so unique and special and one-of-a-kind and so forth that you find hundreds attempting vainly to imitate you? |
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| 3 | Five shapes appear ex nihilo, hovering in front of your face. Which do you find yourself most immediately drawn to, as if a pseudomagnetic force is pulling you towards it in a manner infinitely beyond your control. |
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| 4 | Select a magic number. |
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| 5 | Select a magic species. |
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| 6 | Select a magic special feature. |
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| 7 | Are you prone to health problems and therefore difficult to care for, especially for a virtual pet novice? |
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| 8 | Are you intrigued by the possibility of eternal life? |
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| 9 | Are you intrigued by the possibility of pausing? |
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| 10 | Has the average moron even heard of you? |
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