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6 years ago by ohlefty

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What kind of drunk are you? If you drink, that is. If you don`t, you get to play pretend. personality test

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1	It is Saturday night and you are getting ready to go out. What do you decide to wear?
Something that makes me look so HOT, because I want people to notice me. Black. All black. Jeans and a t-shirt, or something equally comfortable. It really doesn`t matter, because I don`t give a damn what people think of me.
2	So where are you planning to go, anyway?
To a riotous house party, where all my many friends will be. To a quiet bar where I can hold a conversation with people. Someplace where I can meet (or pick up) someone new. I don`t much care as long as there`s plenty of booze. I didn`t really want to go out but my friends are dragging me.
3	You haven`t officially started partying yet. But have you already started drinking?
No, I`m saving my energy for later. Yesh.
4	If I found you at the bar, where in the bar would you be?
In the back in a large group - We`re in our own world and having a roaring good time. Just sitting around with my drink. What else would I be doing? Making friends with some random person, probably. Have you met my new friend? In the bathroom, trying to get out the beer I spilled on my pants. I`m taking shots. No time to lose here.
5	It`s karaoke night! What are your feelings on this?
Ooh, let`s go! We can sing a duet! Last time I tried karaoke, I tripped going on stage and knocked over the machine. Bad news. I`m oblivious to anything going on around me. I love karaoke! My friends and I like heckling those morons on stage. Oh, man. I hope no one tries to get me up there.
6	Which of these components matter most to you when choosing a drinking establishment?
Atmosphere and the crowd. Drink specials. How hot the waitstaff is. Whether the bartenders are welcoming, because I like a friendly ear.
7	Do you like raging parties?
Yeah! Hell no! I`m neutral.
8	Do you like bass-thumping dance clubs?
Yeah! Hell no! I`m neutral. They`re too cramped and hectic.
9	Uh oh, there`s a barfight. To what degree are you involved?
I started it, and if you know what`s good for you, you`ll let me finish it too. I`m taking advantage of this rare opportunity to throw some chairs. I`m trying to pull people off each other. I`m watching with disgust from a safe distance. Fight? I`m just looking for the bathroom.
10	Last call - You don`t have to go home, but you can`t stay here.
I am going home, because I`m staggering drunk. I don`t remember last call. I may do something with this person I just met tonight. I`m moving the party to a 24-hour diner down the street. Actually, I am just going home.
11	At some point, you go to sleep. Where do you wake up?
In my bed. In someone else`s bed. On the floor. In the car. I don`t know.
12	How do you feel when you wake up?
Like having another drink. Disoriented. In pain. What did I do to myself last night? Depressed. I feel just fine.