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12,778 hits Rate me! Share Favorite | Flag 6 years ago by SoWhiteBread

Are you really a robot?
It`s a proven fact that 1 out of every 6 people is really a robot. Find out if you are! Contains all the knuckle-whitening excitement of rolling a die.
personality test


1Do you feel pathetic, human emotions?
 
They`re not pathetic! Everyone feels emotion, you heartless cynic/robot!
Sometimes. I find it usually gets in the way of things.
What a waste of time. The only emotion I feel is apathy, and I`m not even sure that`s a real emotion. Let me consult my database.
How illogical. Emotion meddles with complete world domination.
 
2Do you thirst for oil?
 
Oil is necessary. I do not thirst.
I thirst for milk...
Well, I like the smell of oil, if that counts.
All the time, it helps keep my parts in working order.
 
3What about lug nuts?
 
Uh... you can`t thirst for lug nuts. What are you talking about?
Ew. I like cashew nuts better.
Thirst is illogical.
Mmm.... lug nuts.
 
4Do you take immense pleasure in long-winded math problems?
 
It`s like sex, except much better.
NO.
Pleasure is for morons and humans.
Math was my best subject, but I didn`t exactly enjoy it.
 
5Are you magnetic?
 
Yes.
Parts of me are. It looks cool when I jump in a bucket of iron filings.
Magnets frighten me. They mess with my circuts.
WHAT? Well, my aunt Mabel has a metal plate in her head...
 
6How do you dance?
 
Like a ROBOT!
I don`t dance. What a waste of time.
Very fluidly and human-like.
I`m a terrible dancer. Thanks for reminding me.
Surprisingly convincingly!
 
7What are your feelings regarding ham?
 
It is delicious.
I`m a vegetarian, you insensitive oaf.
It insulates well.
I have no need of ham.
Let me check my databases...
 
8One last question: are you a robot?
 
Yes
No
Partially
Well, this is just plain laziness.
 

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