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Will you survive a zombie apocalypse? Find out if you die at the end! personality test

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1	You turn on the news and you hear that zombies are coming your way. What would you do?
Lock the doors and prep for the zombie wave. Cry. Finish microwaving my bean burrito. Shoot myself.
2	What weapons would you use?
A machine gun, grenades, and a Swiss army knife. A nerf gun, a bag of poop, and a bowl of cereal. I'm gonna eat my bean burrito now. I already shot myself.
3	You see zombies in your yard. What would be your next move?
Step out your front door and shoot them all. Go outside and throw cereal at them. Drink a 2-liter coke. Didn't I just tell you that I'm dead already?
4	Your friend calls you and is in need of help. He lives 20 miles away. What would be your transportation?
A car to run over zombies that get in the way. A scooter I have to go to the bathroom now. I am dead!
5	You are at a red light, but zombie is walking towards your vehicle. what would you do?
Throw a grenade at it before it gets closer. Shoot it with a Nerf gun. UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Drops bowel bomb* I. Am. Dead!
6	You get to your friend's house. It turns out that he only needs help with baking a cake. How would you respond?
Explain to him that we are in a serious situation and spare some weapons. Help him bake a cake! What else is there to do? CAKE?! What cake? I ate the whole cake this morning! I! AM! DEAD!
7	Your friend left his back door open, so a zombie got in. Your friend does not know how to use your weapons, so you're in charge at the moment. What would be the best choice?
Shoot the zombie in the head and then teach my friend how to use my weapons. Tickle time! I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED ALL THE TOILET PAPER IN ONE DUMP. Stop asking me questions! I'm dead!
8	You and your friend decide to contribute to your community, but the two of you aren't enough to wipe out all the zombies. What would be your ideal survival squad?
An army of soldiers. The Wiggles! Yay! There is no more toilet paper. What will I use now? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm already dead?!
9	Now that you found your survival squad, they choose you to make the rules. You have to pick a place where you think is the safest. What would you choose?
Police Station McDonald's Playplace Nevermind, I'll use my bare hand! For the love of God, please stop! I'm dead!
10	You and your squad finally get to your chosen destination, but there are zombies everywhere. How would you and your squad minimize the spread of them?
Run over the zombies with our vehicles and throw grenades at them. Stand on top of the roof and pee all over the zombies. I have to wipe with my other hand now. -_- ENOUGH! I'M DEAD!
11	Unfortunately, you and your friend have split up and you decide to go look for him. By dusk, you find yourself in the middle of nowhere. It's dull and quiet. What would you do?
Stay prepped and alert in case you see another zombie. Scream. The toilet won't flush! I'M ALREADY DEAD! STOP!
12	You pass out and wake up to a hot guy/girl standing over you at dawn. What would you do?
Small talk, but while keeping it cool. Fart and announce I need to wipe. What hot guy/girl?. Are you stupid?! I've told you 10 times that I'm dead already!
13	The hot guy/girl tells you that the zombie apocalypse is over and now you decide to go home. When you got home, you find the last zombie in your backyard. What is your final decision?
Shoot it and set mouse traps near entrances of the house in case that wasn't the last zombie. Throw a bag of poop at it. There's one more zombie left? Great! That means I won't be stuck in the bathroom much longer! Please let this be the final question because I already died after the first question!