1 | I'm a fat man with an addiction to beer. I spend most of my time at Moe's. One time i made a short film and it won the grand prize. |
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2 | These are my 3 favorite things: Church, my family, and my left-handed store! Oh! and also my mustache! |
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3 | I am a devoted assistant to the greatest man I know. The only girl I love is Malibu Stacy... |
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4 | I am an honest, hardworking student and love to play the saxophone. |
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5 | I am an insecure man who's just trying to make a sale! Oh man. don't mess this one up... |
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6 | I'm loyal to my friends but I'm desperate for adult approval... and I get nose bleeds when I'm at sea level. |
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7 | When I'm not at Moe's or getting fired from work, I'm working on a crazy scheme that I probably won't remember next year. |
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