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15,062 hits 3.7 (36 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 3 years ago by LTYD

Would you survive a potato apocalypse?
How long would you survive?
trivia quiz


1You just heard an anouncment saying that a potato apocalypse was coming. What do you do?
 
SCCCRRREEEEEAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Stuff food, water, weapons and clothing into a bag
LA LA LA.... UNICORNS FARTING RAINBOWS...
I'LL KILL THEM ALL... TIME FOR FRENCH FRIES.... HA HA HA...
Ooooo....I never knew that could happen...
 
2OK... so you decided to leave and find a safer place. Suddenly you are ambushed by a swarm of lethal potatoes. (Bullets have no effect on them)
 
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a shotgun out and blast them all.
FRENCH FRIES.... I'LL CHOP 'EM UP AND DEEP FRY THEM...
Stand still and let them turn you
HEY UNICORNS!!!! CAN YOU HELP ME OUT A BIT PLEASE!!!!
 
3You escape and run on. There's a forked road ahead. What do you do?
 
Turn left
Turn right
RUN BACK TO THE POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!
UNICORNS!!!!!!! CARRY ME AWAY!!!!!!!
Drink red bull and grow wings.
 
4You do whatever you just did then find yourself in an abandoned mining tunnel. You:
 
CALL UPON THE POWER OF UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!
KILL THE POTATOES!!!!!!!!! MWAH HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
Give up and wait for something to kill you.
Keep going.
Go and eat chocolate.
 
5Somehow you survive and find a house in the middle of a desert. You see some potatoes trying to hide,
 
KILL THEM!!!!!!!!! MWAH HA HA HA!!!!! FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!
Give them a hug.
Run into the house and lock the doors.
UNICORNS! I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE ME TO SAFETY!!!
Pee.
 
6You run into the house. There are already potatoes inside.
 
Give them a high five.
Dodge them and run out of the house.
KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
I need to pee....
COME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN WITH ME CHARLIE.....
 
7OMG! THERE ARE DANCING OCTOPUSES!
 
Ignore them
Shake hands and tell them that they dance real well
CALAMARI!!! HA HA HA!!!
Check them for signs of infection by potatoes
HEY THERE OCTOPUSES!!! WANNA PLAY WITH ME???
 
8Okay... so the octopuses can talk..? They tell you that you look like a potato. You....
 
KILL THEM. CALAMARI!!!!!!! AHA HA HA!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!!! FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quickly rush over to a mirror in the middle of nowhere
MY UNICORNS WILL FIX ME!!!!! UNICORNS!!!!!!!!! COME HEEEERRRREEE!!!!!!!
Stare until they run away.
 
9You are relieved that you are not infected. Suddenly a duck blocks your path.
 
OMG DUCKY!!!!!!! COME WITH ME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!!
HA HA HA!!!!!! DUCKS TO KILL!!!!!!!!! MWAH HA HA!!!!!!!!
I wonder if ducks need to pee.....
Avoid it like the plague
FBI!!!!!!!!MAFIA!!!!!!!SOMEBODY!!!!!!!HEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
 
10The duck turns out to be a potato in disguise.
 
RUUUNNN!!!!!!!!! AAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Oh look. It's a potato and there's a potato apocalypse at the moment. How convenient.
Surrender.
POTATOES!!!! KILL THEM!!!!!!! I WANT FRIES!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!
HELLO MR POTATO. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY UNICORNS!!!?????
 
11The potato says that it doesn't like the other potatoes and wants to help you.
 
Don't trust the potato and blast it with unicorn power. WHOOOO!!! UNICORNS!!!
Trust it and let it lead you into a dark street in the night.
You find more Red Bull and grow another set of wings.
FRIES. I'M STARVING. COME 'ERE POTATO.
Brofist it. (I don't really know if potato's have hands....)
 
12You decide to not help the potato. What do you say to him?
 
I'm sorry. I need to pee so I can't help you.
I'LL KILL YOU!!! HA HA HA!!! FRENCH FRIES!!!!
I'm sorry Mr. Potato but my unicorns don't want to help you so I won't either. RAINBOWS!!!
Stare at it.
Tell him that he's fat then walk away.
 
13The potato runs away after you tell it you don't want to help. You follow it and it stops outside a pub for DIS(Dangerous and Ignored Species). You...
 
I NEED HELP!!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY!!! POLICE!!!
Wait outside for it to come out.
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!! HA HA HA!!!!
I'M GOING TO PLAY WITH MY UNICORNS AND DUCKS. COME AND PLAY WITH ME!!!!
Pee on the wall outside.
 
14You hear from outside that they are planing to stop the apocalypse. You go inside and....
 
KILL THEM!!!! POTATOES, DUCKS, OCTOPUSES!!! ALLL OF THEEEMMMM!!!!
Tell them you need to use the bathroom then pee accidentally on them because you can't hold it.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME AND THE RAINBOWS!!?!?!?!
Ask them for Red Bull.
Tell them you want to help them with their plan.
 
15Last question....How do you think you went? The right answers good but be honest people.
 
I WANT MORE KILLING!!!! MWAH HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
I still need to pee. PPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
MY UNICORNS HELPED ME SURVIVE!!!!! THANK YOU DUCKS!!!!
I DIED
Good...?
 



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