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What Completely and Utterly Random Object Are You?
....because life is inherently random.
personality test


1Who did you vote for (or who would you have voted for) in the 2004 elections?
 
Bush
Kerry
Nader
Other
I`m eligible to vote, but I didn`t
 
2How would you describe your work ethic?
 
F**k work, lemme smoke a joint!
I`m a member of the Entitled generation. I shouldn`t have to do any work.
Necessary Evil
I`ll do it... to the extent that I must.
Hard work is necessary to attain greatness in life
 
3What country is Vladimir Putin president of?
 
WTF???
the United States of America
Russia
Azerbaijan
Oklahoma
 
4When you hear the word "period," what is the first thing that comes to mind?
 
punctuation
end of discussion
that time of the month
???
I`ll have a quarter pounder with cheese and no onions, a happy meal, a strawberry milkshake, and two orders of fries without salt
 
5If you had to choose one of the below acts, which would it be?
 
A day at the office
BDSM
Gettin` drunk and partying
Musical Performance
Tournament Archery
 
6Do you like to help people?
 
No, let them fend for themselves. Survival of the fittest.
No, I`m just too lazy.
Depends on who it is.
Yes, it`s a nice thing to do.
I would like a ten-piece chicken nuggets meal with a lemonade and an order of onion rings.
 
7If you could choose a vacation spot, where would it be?
 
New York City
Bermuda
Tehran
Scotland
Wal-Mart
 
8What`s the best thing to do on a Friday night?
 
Party!!!
Work
Cow-Tipping
Play with the Band
Get laid
 
9What kind of music suits your personality best?
 
yo! ghetto hip-hop
preppy pop songs
grim kvlt black metal
twangy fiddle-flippin` country n` western
piano ballads
 
10Pick from the words below and choose one to describe your biggest vice.
 
Sloth
Avarice
Elitism
Sadism
Cynicism
 
11What state is closest to you?
 
Pennsylvania
California
Florida
Montana
I don`t know where the states are, I don`t have time to be looking at maps and sh*t!
 
12Are you liberal or conservative?
 
Liberal
Conservative
Moderate
 
13Are you male or female?
 
male
female
 
14Pick a meal that you would want.
 
Filet Mignon and Sauteed Scallops
Grilled Chicken, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, and Wax Beans
Turkey and Waffles with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
Big Mac & Fries
freshly prepared slabs of leg meat from a butchered young girl
 
15Doesn`t this quiz rock?
 
no, it`s the most pathetic thing I`ve ever read
yes, you are the man
 
16If you could choose one of the following websites to visit, which one would it be?
 
theendrecords.com
airliners.net
whitehouse.gov
whitehouse.com
aol.com
 
17Who was James Garfield?
 
a cat
a former President
some fat guy
a fish named James that somehow or other got stuck in a field and died
kzri>>a-->rx&^z7
 
18How are you with money?
 
Horrible; if I see something I want, I buy it
Moderate
I believe in saving money
 
19Your views on the Arts could be described as:
 
Indifferent
Reverence
They belong in high school classes
Stupid and for losers
Pretty neat
 
20One thing you really hate:
 
Politics
Religion
Weird People
Work
Immorality
 
21If you could have one gift, which would it be?
 
Wisdom
Wealth
The Man/Woman of Your Dreams
A Whopper Jr. with Bacon and Cheese
Power
 
22Is Santa Claus real?
 
yes
no
 
23What letter does your last name begin with?
 
A-E
F-M
N-U
V-Z
 
24In oblique panoramic lenticular visage, is the monkey coated luminous incessantly?
 
Of course, in the name of Wotan, it is!
No, you idiot, the monkey cannot fathom the sheer chloroformed perspiratory rescusitation of the lumen coating in order to incessantly coat itself, and thus, it would be only temporal summation
huh?
MONKEYS!!!
George W. Bush looks like a monkey!
 
25Are you tired right now?
 
yea
nay
 



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