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2 years ago by lan_laiho

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Which member of Dethklok in Metalocalypse are you? Thanks to all the crappy similar themed quizzes for fuelling the production of this one! personality test

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1	How would you describe your parents?
Nonexistent Full of favoritism - and their favorite was not you. Tormenting Not good, but not exactly bad either. They were, and still are awesome, and I love them. Single parent household. Restricting Traditional
2	What do you like to do in your free time?
Destroy things. Stuff most people would consider "nerdy", like reading, building scale models, etc. Practice a musical instrument. Play golf. Cook food for myself/others. Look around for ideas. Perform unspeakable acts in bed. Drink/go to a bar and have some fun.
3	You would describe yourself as being...
Brutal. Worthless. Totally awesome. Me? What... A member of the human race. Ding dong doodly doodly doo... I am myself, and that`s what I am! You got a problem with that? Moo
4	How would you rate your English speaking skills on a scale of 3? (3 being the best)
0 - I very sucks. 1 - I relaly suck. 2 - I guess I`m okay. 3 - My English is perfect.
5	What is your hidden dark past?
"Hidden dark past"? What are you on about? I`ve got no dark past. Honestly! *sob* Kgaakk... *chokes to death* Uugghhh..... I`m not telling you. You can smell my pee pee instead! I can honestly say that I do not have a dark past.
6	Most memorable thing from your childhood?
Your guitar (or another musical instrument). Your teddy bear (or another stuffed toy). A chainsaw. Uhh.. Childhood? When was that... Fighting with my brother. First day of school! My parents. My friends.
7	The best way for you to relax is...
Sleep. With women. Teehee. Sleep. Normally. Ride around in your car. Have a sip (or so) of alcohol. Play with clowns. Crash on a sofa. Take your anger out on people and/or things. Relax? I`d rather die.
8	Choose a style of pajamas.
Orange rockets on navy Brown bears on sage Pink toupees on bright orange Vodka bottles on pale brown Black Pajamas? I wear no such atrocity!
9	How do you think you would scream, if ever the need arises?
Kiaaaaaaa!!! Woaayaayaahoohmaamaameeeyahhh!!! Aaaaaarghh!!! Squeee!!! Woooow!!! Gaaaaaah! Ugh! Me? I don`t scream. That is for pussies.
10	Pick a type of coffee.
Guatemalan Blend Ethiopean French Vanilla Roast Real coffee Duncan Hills Coffee A cup of Blackened Blood.
11	Pick a random item.
Candy. Pants. Nickels. Tampons. Pay-per-view shows. Parachutes. Cereal. Pancakes. Doorknobs. BBQ Sauce.
12	Pick a body part.
Beards. Stomach. Mouth. Mothballs. Torso. Hair. (not limited to head hair) Hair. (limited to head hair)
13	What do you make of the following picture?
What picture? There is no picture. Well, I don`t see it. There`s nothing! Aww. How cute. *bursts into tears* (of laughter) *bursts into tears* Nmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnm... It is for pussies. Oh wow, it`s a PPCILF! (Pre-pubescent child I`d like to...)
14	Lastly, is the person in the following picture a female or a male human being?
Female Male It is not a human being. It is nothing. Just a speck of subatomic dust in the wide world... It is a mammalian organism. It might be a GMILF. It is a banana. Wow, he looks cool!