You are down right country, and you love Nascar. You might think that a Big Mac is a computer that raps. Or your nickname could be 'Tater salad', if it is you might be a redneck. If people ask you, 'Is that your nickname?' you reply with a smartass remark like 'No, my mama gave me that at birth...here's your sign.
but george carlin is the funniest man who ever lived
R.I.P. George Carlin