What's more fun than swinging a dead baby around a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!

What's the difference between a baby and a dart board?
Dart boards dont bleed. 

What's the differance between a baby and a bowling ball? 
You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.

How do you make a dead baby float?
A glass root beer and 2 scoops of baby.

What's worse than ten babies in a garbage can?
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21,255 hits 3.0 (1 vote) Share Favorite | Flag 14 years ago by badreligion

How do you view dead baby jokes?
What`s more fun than swinging a dead baby around a clothesline?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

What`s the difference between a baby and a dart board?

Dart boards dont bleed.

What`s the differance between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can`t pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.

How do you make a dead baby float?

A glass root beer and 2 scoops of baby.

What`s worse than ten babies in a garbage can?

One baby in ten garbage cans.


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18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:12:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
They are wrong, but so are fat jokes, racial jokes and mother jokes ...
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:20:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
they are in poor taste.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:21:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
I find them hilarious, though millions of people can hate me for it.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:23:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
I like to think of dead babies Canada. But I've never denied being one sick individual. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be murdered at 28 by being burned at the stake. I wanna know how that "What's blue and squirms is the corner?" one ends.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:35:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'd repost the picture of the dead baby I have, but I think I would get thrown off youthink,s ince it was taken off the site before. And a lot of people yelled at me. Yes, I am quite disturbing. I disturb myself sometimes. Then I hit myself in the head and forget.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:44:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
Aw, thats only somewhat funny.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:45:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
There are two my friend told me, and one was the punch line of "A baby in a blender" and the other was "A baby chained the the back of a pick up" and they were hysterical, but I can't remember the actual joke!
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 12:51:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
I don't see the point, really. And I don't see how people could think they have anything to do with abortion.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 5:05:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
What goes whirrr tap tap tap, whirr tap tap tap? A baby in a microwave. How do you get a dead baby into a bucket? A blender. How do you get the baby out of said bucket? Doritos.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 5:19:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
i thought the bowling ball and the clothesline jokes were hilariouse
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 7:05:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
crazy...
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 7:32:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
OMG! THOSE JOKES ARE HILARIOUS!
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 8:49:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hehehe. Those are horrible.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 5/13/02 - 5:28:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
actually if you wanna make a dead baby float you take your foot off its head and let it rise to the surface of the tub
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 5/13/02 - 6:44:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
That is sick.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 5/13/02 - 7:08:23 AM EST (GMT-5)
I view them with my eyes.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 5/13/02 - 7:58:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
extremely funny. What is the difference between unloading a truck full of babies and a truck full of ping-pong balls? You can use a pitch fork with the babies.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 5/13/02 - 9:48:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
I can't express how disgusting and sick I find these.
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 5/13/02 - 9:58:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
hahh yah
18 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Monday 5/13/02 - 2:03:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
If you can't laugh at dead babies, hell... who can you laugh at

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