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4,342 hits 1.5 (2 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 10 mos ago by snarf

Is it an admission of guilt if you have a bottle opener on your key ring?


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9 months ago - Thursday 9/21/17 - 7:48:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think it's smart. Always be prepared!
9 months ago - Saturday 9/23/17 - 5:08:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
I have a wallet ninja and the bottle opener is the most useful part.
9 months ago - Saturday 9/23/17 - 10:14:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
Guilt of what?
9 months ago - Tuesday 9/26/17 - 12:49:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
I carry mine in my pocket.

It's called a lighter.
9 months ago - Monday 10/9/17 - 11:29:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
Since I don't drink and drive, there is no need for me to keep a bottle opener with me while driving.
9 months ago - Tuesday 10/10/17 - 8:44:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 10/9/17 - 11:29:59 PM womersley wrote:
Since I don't drink and drive, there is no need for me to keep a bottle opener with me while driving.


You only carry your keys while driving?

I use the bottle opener on my key ring quite often, but never while driving...
9 months ago - Tuesday 10/10/17 - 3:20:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yes, I only carry my keys on my keychain, thank you very much.

- NOT AN ALKIE
1 month ago - Tuesday 6/19/18 - 10:05:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
Of course not, to see it as such would be profiling, which is (thankfully) illegal.
25 days ago - Tuesday 6/26/18 - 2:23:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
Nope. My bottle opener is incidental since it’s part of a multi tool.
24 days ago - Tuesday 6/26/18 - 1:54:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have a bottle opener on a pair of flipflops.
24 days ago - Tuesday 6/26/18 - 8:50:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
That must be really awkward for opening bottles...
23 days ago - Wednesday 6/27/18 - 2:48:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
Nah, if you're at the beach you just take the flops off and away you go.
23 days ago - Wednesday 6/27/18 - 2:52:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
But then…you're putting the bottom of your shoe, that you've been walking around on, right up at the top of your bottle that you're going to drink out of?
23 days ago - Wednesday 6/27/18 - 2:53:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
No known pathogens can grow in beer...
23 days ago - Wednesday 6/27/18 - 3:38:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
Foot funk is an unknown unknown.
23 days ago - Wednesday 6/27/18 - 3:40:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 6/27/18 - 2:53:56 PM CowDung wrote:
No known pathogens can grow in beer...

No pathogens have to grow in the beer? Even if the bottle opener just transfers a bit of regular old dirt onto the lip of the bottle, that's still nasty.
17 days ago - Tuesday 7/3/18 - 12:22:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 6/27/18 - 2:53:56 PM CowDung wrote:
No known pathogens can grow in beer...
On Wednesday 6/27/18 - 3:40:13 PM birdsong4j wrote:
No pathogens have to grow in the beer? Even if the bottle opener just transfers a bit of regular old dirt onto the lip of the bottle, that's still nasty.


The key is to lick the sole of the flip-flop clean before using it to open the bottle. That way you won't contaminate your beer. Don't you know anything?
16 days ago - Wednesday 7/4/18 - 11:46:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
To be fair, i've only used it as a break in case of emergency type of situation.

Basically only at the beach. Sand is good for you.
16 days ago - Thursday 7/5/18 - 1:27:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
Guilt of what exactly? I keep a pill container on my key ring as well and something to do bumps off of



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