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16,811 hits 1.0 (1 vote) Share Favorite | Flag 2 years ago by Sammy

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
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2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 3:42:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
wth sammy
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 3:48:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
i think i'd stand a much better chance again the hoard of tiny horses.
i could scatter those f*ckers indefinitely
a giant duck with that beak could straight up murder me
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 3:53:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
What position at Whole Foods were you interviewing for? I'm not sure I'd want any job that involved fighting strange creatures...

2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 3:55:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
presumably the old reddit memes section
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 4:01:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
The one hundred mini horses. I could just stomp then.
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 4:22:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
yeah, but you could be feasting for ages with the horse-sized duck.
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 4:24:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 4/5/16 - 4:22:23 PM chips2001 wrote:
yeah, but you could be feasting for ages with the horse-sized duck.


It's easier to fit the duck sized horses in my fridge though...
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Tuesday 4/5/16 - 6:04:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
My son would fight the horse-sized duck.
I would rather fight the duck-sized horses.
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Thursday 4/7/16 - 10:21:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
The lil' horses could just group up one you. Ducks are slow on land so, unless you're a dimwit and jump in a lake or other water body to get away from it, it should be easy to fight. And, if you wish to eat it, then you can just cut it up, or get a bonfire. Easy peasy.
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Thursday 4/7/16 - 10:49:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah, I think those of you going w/ the horses are underestimating the number 100. Yeah, you could c*ntpunt 4 in a row into next week, but duck-sized horses #17-31 would just overwhelm you. I think I'd rather take my chances w/ one of most horse-sized animals where the duck-to-horse conversion ratio was anything similar.
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 4/9/16 - 12:36:23 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 4/5/16 - 3:53:16 PM CowDung wrote:
What position at Whole Foods were you interviewing for?


I wasn't interviewing..we don't even have whole foods here...but I was reading an article about weird interview questions and it listed this question as one of the weirdest..
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Wednesday 4/20/16 - 4:44:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
A hundred is a lot, but once you kick one, he's down for the count. Plus horses aren't good at fighting anyway. I'll just stand there kicking 'em as they approach. What are they gonna do? Horses can't climb.
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Wednesday 4/20/16 - 4:45:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
cheese king did you forget that bit of blood meridian where the guy's horse straight up tore someone's throat out?
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 4/23/16 - 8:55:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
Where do people come up with these questions anyways? I mean, what does that have to do with Whole Foods?
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 4/23/16 - 12:13:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'd rather not fight with any animals. I love animals and fighting would be mean. That's why I don't fight with my burgers, chicken sandwiches, or fish fillets before I eat them.
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 4/25/16 - 4:16:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 4/20/16 - 4:45:21 PM skyfish wrote:
cheese king did you forget that bit of blood meridian where the guy's horse straight up tore someone's throat out?


a bitty tiny horse that can't possibly get anywhere near my neck because he sucks at climbing?
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 4/25/16 - 4:19:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
Ah, but. Jumping.
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 4/25/16 - 4:59:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 4/20/16 - 4:45:21 PM skyfish wrote:
cheese king did you forget that bit of blood meridian where the guy's horse straight up tore someone's throat out?
On Monday 4/25/16 - 4:16:22 PM Cheese King wrote:
a bitty tiny horse that can't possibly get anywhere near my neck because he sucks at climbing?

he could do that to the string at the back of your foot, and then another one could get your throat when you go down
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Tuesday 4/26/16 - 11:10:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Wednesday 4/20/16 - 4:45:21 PM skyfish wrote:
cheese king did you forget that bit of blood meridian where the guy's horse straight up tore someone's throat out?
On Monday 4/25/16 - 4:16:22 PM Cheese King wrote:
a bitty tiny horse that can't possibly get anywhere near my neck because he sucks at climbing?
On Monday 4/25/16 - 4:59:51 PM skyfish wrote:
he could do that to the string at the back of your foot, and then another one could get your throat when you go down


Their mouths couldn't open wide enough...
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Tuesday 4/26/16 - 6:09:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 4/25/16 - 4:19:32 PM chips2001 wrote:
Ah, but. Jumping.


A horse's vertical leap is a total joke
2 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Tuesday 4/26/16 - 9:47:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
Just how high are you?
2 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 5/23/16 - 4:42:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
It'd be an uphill struggle to fight a horse sized duck as at that size it would have strength advantage and they're already pretty fierce when the want to be.

Horses at the size of ducks however would instead lose a lot of their strength and would flail ineffectively at you or simply run away, leaving you victor by default.
2 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 5/24/16 - 11:43:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
Although I wouldn't fight them. I would let them. Now I want 100 duck sized horses.
2 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 5/24/16 - 4:27:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
Horses legs are notoriously fragile. reduce their size by 15 - 20 times and you could easily snap them with a kick.

Horses are not dumb and they are herd animals. Kick 3 or 4 tiny horses and cripple them and the rest would run away.

Horse sized Duck. You wouldn't get near it. Ducks attack wit an extended beak and flailing wings. A rugular Swan could break you leg with a with strike. A giant duck would break your back.
2 yrs ago - Wednesday 7/6/16 - 5:22:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
Alas, the horses are alot, but legs are fragile, weak bones.

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