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calfhill
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Southern US
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Monday 11/2/09 - 8:48:43 PM
And how exactly would you throw said child off the plane. It is a very long way to the ground. |
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Monday 11/2/09 - 11:33:49 PM
Give 'em a parachute. |
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Blood_Hound
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Eastern US
Joined: 3 months ago
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Monday 11/2/09 - 11:56:32 PM
On Monday 11/2/09 - 11:33:49 PM HarryNJ wrote:
Give 'em a parachute. |
I dont know why, but something tells me that would fail.  |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:00:35 AM
Like, while it's still flying? No, that'd be rude. |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:03:24 AM
It would be safer for everyone if they were launched. |
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Blood_Hound
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Eastern US
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:13:27 AM
How bout an escape pod? |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:18:31 AM
Yeah, some kind of mounted catapult or torpedo system with an auto chute set to deploy based on altitude. That'd be kinda a best case scenario. |
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hamletsghost
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Australia / NZ
Joined: 5 months ago
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:19:19 AM
It'd probably be a little hard to throw them off... |
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Blood_Hound
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30-39
Eastern US
Joined: 3 months ago
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:22:51 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:18:31 AM Kepi wrote:
Yeah, some kind of mounted catapult or torpedo system with an auto chute set to deploy based on altitude. That'd be kinda a best case scenario. |
All in favor say "I" |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:24:28 AM
Can I be terribly old fashioned and say "aye"?
The grammar nazis are creeping into my brain. |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:26:09 AM
I'm going with an Aye, I, and both a Ar and Yar for good measure.
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:19:19 AM hamletsghost wrote:
It'd probably be a little hard to throw them off... |
Only if you're adverse to a depressurized cabin. |
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Blood_Hound
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30-39
Eastern US
Joined: 3 months ago
59 Posts
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:29:12 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:24:28 AM pamplemousse wrote:
Can I be terribly old fashioned and say "aye"? The grammar nazis are creeping into my brain. |
nay! |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:33:45 AM
What about yarb?
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CAPSLOCK
Female,
18-29
Midwest US
Joined: 22 days ago
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:35:12 AM
nope
just deal with it, it's annoying but it's not the end of the world |
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Blood_Hound
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Eastern US
Joined: 3 months ago
59 Posts
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:35:12 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:33:45 AM pamplemousse wrote:
What about yarb? [image] |
Oh dear  |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:45:08 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:33:45 AM pamplemousse wrote:
What about yarb? [image] |
I dunno, beats a night on the town with Earnest Hemmingway? |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 12:53:28 AM
That went right over my head. |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 1:01:28 AM
Well, considering he died of a rifle wound to the face I cannot fathom an evening worse in terms of being equally traumatizing, disgusting, and boring. |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 1:14:55 AM
Unless it was in his pre-rifle era. Then, even if it was boring, you'd at least have a story about how boring Hemingway was in person. |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 1:25:15 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 1:14:55 AM pamplemousse wrote:
Unless it was in his pre-rifle era. Then, even if it was boring, you'd at least have a story about how boring Hemingway was in person. |
Yeah, but that's equally boring because a lot of interesting people knew how boring Hemingway was in person (he collected 6 toed cats for christ sakes), and since I'm just another boring f*ck, it'd be a boring story about 2 boring f*cks having a boring night with a bunch of cats, who are the most interesting, and merely to note that they have 6 toes. |
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mer_359
Female,
18-29
Eastern US
Joined: 11 months ago
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 9:06:44 AM
i think the parents who let there kids sit there and screech and not even attempt to shut them up should be thrown off the plane. |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 9:58:11 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 9:06:44 AM mer_359 wrote:
i think the parents who let there kids sit there and screech and not even attempt to shut them up should be thrown off the plane. |
But that leaves the problem unsolved.
There's still an annoying child sitting around being annoying.
So just throw off the entire family.
Or everyone except me, the pilot, and the pretty stewardess. |
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mer_359
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Eastern US
Joined: 11 months ago
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 10:16:13 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 9:58:11 AM Blueandgray wrote:
stewardess. |
...ahem...FLIGHT ATTENDANTS! |
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 10:20:12 AM
Oh what EVER. |
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mer_359
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Eastern US
Joined: 11 months ago
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Tuesday 11/3/09 - 10:56:32 AM
On Tuesday 11/3/09 - 10:20:12 AM Blueandgray wrote:
Oh what EVER. |
i know i know..but i said stewardess on a plane once and the chick FREAKED on me.
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