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4,537 hits 2.0 (3 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 5 years ago by bgraham23

Do you want to give me sex and all the sexiness that comes with our sexy sex?


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5 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 11:49:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
Wang Chung me
5 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 12:19:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
No sex for you!
5 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 2:09:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
Cake is good.
5 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 2:52:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
The Cake is a LIE.


How many times must I tell you people.
5 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 8/27/12 - 2:53:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hell naw.
5 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 9/7/12 - 6:58:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
eeeewwww...
5 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 9/7/12 - 7:01:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
Sexy, sex, sex, sex........ Nah....
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 6:23:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
actually...yes
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 11:26:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 6:23:29 AM Coinvolta wrote:
actually...yes

NICE!
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:09:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
I can give you the sex but I have to take all the sexiness for myself.

(membership is required to receive sexual services. In addition to the onetime membership card fee of 25 USD, there is a monthly membership fee of 100 USD per month. Each session comes with a fee of 8,000 USD per minute weekdays 7 am to 5 pm, 9,000 USD per minute weeknights 7 to 10 pm, 20,000 USD per second weekends and holidays 10 am to 4 pm. Early termination of membership incurs a charge of 50 USD plus the full 100 USD monthly membership fee for the month in which the membership has been terminated. Mid-sex termination incurs a charge of 45 USD.
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:09:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
Smelly and/or dirty customers are promptly sent away and charged a denial fee of 30,000 USD. Customers with penises that measure over 9 feet in length are charged an extra 30 USD per minute. Customers with penises deemed too large in circumference are judged on a case by case basis and charged an extra 70 USD per every extra half inch above what is deemed an acceptable circumference for that session. Please refer to our new customer information packet for more on other fees, regulations, complete list of services, and tax information.)
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:39:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's too much to read. What can I get for 38 cents?
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 12:57:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
A bumper sticker.

Please refer to the new customer information packet for info on all our available merchandise!
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 1:06:45 PM EST (GMT-5)
Do I get a discount if I allow you to use a strapon?
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 1:10:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's only a dollar.
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 8:57:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
For the record, I'd totally do Coin.
5 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Monday 9/24/12 - 9:28:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 8:57:49 PM bgraham23 wrote:
For the record, I'd totally do Coin.


the real currency, baby
1 yr ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/1/16 - 9:31:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
I want you to join me in a gb, all the banging that will be ganging.
1 yr ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 5/6/16 - 11:52:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
Jesus
1 yr ago, 6 mos ago - Friday 5/6/16 - 2:33:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 12:09:26 PM shakira2 wrote:
Customers with penises that measure over 9 feet in length are charged an extra 30 USD per minute.

You're bummed about this, aren't you bgraham
1 yr ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/8/16 - 10:28:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sorry, I'll pass on this one.
1 yr ago - Saturday 11/5/16 - 12:41:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 5/6/16 - 11:52:56 AM bgraham23 wrote:
Jesus

He can come too.
1 yr ago - Wednesday 11/16/16 - 8:29:33 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 9/24/12 - 1:06:45 PM griffin_wf wrote:
Do I get a discount if I allow you to use a strapon?

I would charge you double, actually.
I don't like getting poop on my cack.



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