You dance and it makes the band skip?

Your driver's license says, 'Picture continued on other side'? 
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1,023 hits Rate me! Share Favorite | Flag 15 years ago by falconwing

How do you know when it`s time to lose weight: when your clothes get too big or your car gets too small?
You dance and it makes the band skip?

Your driver`s license says, `Picture continued on other side`?


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17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 6/28/02 - 3:01:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
when the school sends letters to your parents home saying "your child may be obese"...you seen that on the news?? schools sending notes home to obese children's parents?
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Friday 6/28/02 - 3:02:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's just cruel.
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Tuesday 7/16/02 - 7:55:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
The Coast Guard was called when my black and white swim suit was mistaken for a killer whale getting too close to shore...
17 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Tuesday 7/16/02 - 7:57:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
When my mom is bringing food to the bed and i'm not sick.
17 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Monday 8/12/02 - 1:23:49 AM EST (GMT-5)
that is really cruel nebraska. I'm surprised there were no lawsuits.
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 9/9/02 - 3:54:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
When you wear Guess? Jeans and people walk up behind you muttering 350, 400...'
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 9/9/02 - 3:56:01 PM EST (GMT-5)
when your clothes are too small for you.
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 9/9/02 - 3:59:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
when you too fat to chat on youthink anymore
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 9/9/02 - 4:10:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
When people start making fun of your swayback horse.
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 9/9/02 - 4:11:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yep - when I was heavily involved in sports our fitness coach gave us a full range of tests and gave us our optimal body weight and fat percentages. So when i put on five or six pounds too many I know its time to start running again.
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 9/9/02 - 4:56:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
i see wher'e doing jokes...or sopposed to be. here's one: when the scale says "one at a time, please". "when you sit around the house, it's literal" or "when you can smell a cake baking a mile away.". haaha.
17 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Monday 9/9/02 - 4:57:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
or when you look like this:
17 yrs ago - Wednesday 11/13/02 - 11:25:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
You know it's time to lose weight when... * you can see your neck * you can iron your clothes by putting them on * people start running contests where first prize is a free trip around you
17 yrs ago - Wednesday 11/13/02 - 11:29:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think a good rule for this is when you don't feel comfortable having sex with someone because you're self-conscious about your body. That's a good rule for me anyway.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 1/24/04 - 1:30:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
When your blood type is rocky road.

15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 1/24/04 - 1:30:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh, and also when you put on a yellow raincoat and kids yell "BUS!"
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 1/24/04 - 1:46:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
--> When you dance, the band skips.... at the radio station.
--> It takes you two trips to haul your own ass.
--> When you're able to squeeze the bugger out of George Washington's nose when you sit on a quarter.
--> When an airline charges you for two seats and ends up giving you two meals.
--> People miss the entire SuperBowl when you pass in front of the TV.
--> Your belly button gets home 15 minutes before you do.
--> When other YT members' computer screens break when you post a picture of you on a thread.
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 1/24/04 - 2:18:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
yea.. of course
15 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Friday 5/28/04 - 3:19:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
hmmm...if my clothes were too big...i wouldnt think that i had gained too much weight. i think you had a typo when you entered this question.
15 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 7/8/04 - 3:24:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
That's what I thought too at first...but I think she means the sizes are too big...you know like size 16 or 18 and so on.
15 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 7/8/04 - 3:29:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
When you can't get your hand far enough around to wipe your own ass.
15 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 7/8/04 - 3:32:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
When you are uncomfortable with your body image, then you should act! Realistically though, you should realize something is up when all your clothes suddenly becomes too tight.
15 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Thursday 7/8/04 - 3:32:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
^oh god.....that must happen to people...
15 yrs ago - Thursday 10/28/04 - 2:22:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
when the car is toosmall
14 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 12/20/04 - 1:05:49 AM EST (GMT-5)
you know you're too fat when you get on a scale and it says "to be continued"

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