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497 hits Rate me! Share Favorite | Flag 17 years ago by emitchell

Who would win in a fight to the death: The Dalai Lama or The Pope?

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17 yrs ago - Saturday 5/10/03 - 7:39:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
LMAO! Good question!
17 yrs ago - Saturday 5/10/03 - 7:43:41 AM EST (GMT-5)
Dalai Lama - the Pope is almost there already.
17 yrs ago - Saturday 5/10/03 - 8:01:25 AM EST (GMT-5)
The Pope would win, because the Dalai Lama is the one who says "I'll be back."
17 yrs ago - Thursday 5/15/03 - 4:06:20 AM EST (GMT-5)
did you see the pope a few weeks ago? Drooling...barely staying awake..God bless him and all..but Dali Lama could do it with his visions closed.
17 yrs ago - Thursday 5/15/03 - 7:39:48 AM EST (GMT-5)
Geez, Dalai Lama definately would win. The poor Pope is having a hard time hanging in there.
17 yrs ago - Sunday 5/18/03 - 11:42:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think The Pope would win at first, but The Dalai Lama would just keep coming back younger and stronger over and over until eventually he won.
17 yrs ago - Sunday 5/18/03 - 11:45:33 AM EST (GMT-5)
It would be a non-violent standoff ending with the Pope toppling over dead, making the Dalai Lama the default winner.
17 yrs ago - Sunday 5/18/03 - 11:50:38 AM EST (GMT-5)
17 yrs ago - Sunday 5/18/03 - 11:51:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
dude, the lama all the way.
17 yrs ago - Sunday 5/18/03 - 11:51:43 AM EST (GMT-5)
I would say the Dalai because he's a bit younger, but then again, the pope has that big stick with the crusified Jesus on it. WHACK! If he could get off a couple good ones to the Dalais head, the Lama would be finished! On the next celeb deathmatch!!!!
17 yrs ago - Monday 5/19/03 - 2:25:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
dalai lama, for sure. but since hes less likely to kick the popes arse unless hes seriously pissed off, id still say hed win in a verbal argument about the 'true path'.
17 yrs ago - Monday 5/19/03 - 2:53:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'm thinking the Dalia Lama...just b/c they would stare at each other peacefully and the Pope would die first.
17 yrs ago - Monday 5/19/03 - 10:29:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'd have to say the Lama.
16 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/25/03 - 1:10:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
The pope is too old. He needs to retire and a new pope needs to be chosen.
16 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Friday 6/27/03 - 11:00:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
UncleLaughie is right. They are both non violent. It would end up a staring contest. The Dalai Lama would win the staring contest because the Pope can't hold his head up very long.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/9/03 - 5:45:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
Dalai Lama all the way, he's younger and the Pope is barely hanging in there as it is.
16 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Wednesday 7/9/03 - 5:47:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
Mitch! Don't you know that the guys who wear white always win?
16 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 8/30/03 - 11:38:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
unclelaughie is right. the pope would topple over dead, making llama boy win.
16 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Saturday 8/30/03 - 11:50:31 AM EST (GMT-5)
Bruce Lee didnt wear white in his moviesm he wore black. In china its the other way round, black is good.
16 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Monday 9/8/03 - 12:44:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
If they where the same age then the Pope because he hasn't got issues with violance. Right now the Dali Lama would just have to look at him the wrong way becaus the Pope is almost dead anyway
16 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Monday 9/8/03 - 12:46:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
Popes don't really "retire".
16 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Tuesday 9/9/03 - 8:21:52 AM EST (GMT-5)
Dalai Lama in a rout.
16 yrs ago, 8 mos ago - Wednesday 9/10/03 - 1:18:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
Dalai Lama the pope is in no condition to fight.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Saturday 7/29/06 - 2:42:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
Now that we have a new Pope (Ratzinger), it is concievable that he would win if they were to fight. Besides, ol' Pop-with-an-"e" has a huge army of Bishops & Cardinals to fight for him. I can sort of envision the Buddhist monks using orange robes to strangle the Catholics, while the Cardinals pull out their their Rosaries & swing them around like numbchucks. FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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