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632 hits Rate me! Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by falconwing

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?


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18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 4/16/02 - 12:17:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
if that's all you can think of to confirm your beliefs, then you are looking too hard for confirmation.
18 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Tuesday 4/16/02 - 12:18:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
Ohh....there's a God
18 yrs ago - Thursday 5/23/02 - 6:39:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
Hey, tissue is made from trees, trees go up, so why not the Kleenex?!?
18 yrs ago - Saturday 5/25/02 - 12:14:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
lol, very good point falconwing ;)
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:22:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
when you pull a kleenex out, it pulls the next one up as you pull it out. they set it up that way.
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:22:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
(thank you, Captain obvious)
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:29:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
yeah thats what I was about to say ^
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:31:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
they are all connected to one naohter,the one you pull out is connected to the next one,so when you pull one Klneenex out it pulls the next kleenex up.theres is no God.
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:31:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
I would hate to live in a world without God, or live my life not believing in him.
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:32:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
It's the Kleenex fairy... DUHH. Everyone knows that
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:35:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
well technicaly according to religous people there is a god because nobody can be killed if there isn't one because he's the one that decideds when you die
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:35:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
I have to agree with angl and Pwocky..I mean I though everyone knew it was the kleenex fairy..
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:37:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
PnkFlmngo, there's a real possibility that you are allready living in a world without God. As for the second part of your remark, I pity you, if that's the only thing stopping you from hating your life, I sincerely hope you'll keep the faith, even if I don't share your beliefs.
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:38:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
Qusha, the exact same kind of argumentation was used to proof the universe consisted of aether.
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:43:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
well you see I do believe in god but i'm not like a crazy finactical person about it I don't like believe that everything is like all holy I mean some things don't have anything to do with god it's just a belief said by that guy who i forgot his name and I was just stating that belief
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Sunday 7/21/02 - 11:44:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
Why would God(hypothetically saying that God exists) waste time with Kleenex?
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 7/22/02 - 12:05:31 AM EST (GMT-5)
It's not up to us mere mortals to second guess the Great Made-up Guy.
17 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 7/22/02 - 12:07:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
Besides, Kleenex is much more revered than God, existing or not.
17 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Tuesday 7/30/02 - 2:10:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
They must have a machine that folds all that tissue & boxes it, because I sure wouldn't want that kind of job.
16 yrs ago, 1 mos ago - Friday 4/9/04 - 1:24:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
hahahahahahahaha
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/9/04 - 6:29:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
#16
15 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Monday 8/9/04 - 6:56:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol
15 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 3/11/05 - 2:59:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
They're connected to one another...

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